Adult Swim Part III - Metalocalypse

We’re continuing our swim through adulthood with Metalocalypse, the most brutal musical cartoon this side of the haunted ice plains of Scandinavia. Get off your high thunderhorse and join us as we brood about the ocean and a rude cocaine clown.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Heavy metal is the professional wrestling of music • Mark Hamill takes a paycheck to stall for narrative time • Is it weird to sit down to an evening of Weird Al? • Having ‘high-speed DSL’ doesn’t always mean what you think • How do you just tan a butt

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Metalocalypse Episode 1, “The Curse of Dethklok”

• Metalocalypse Episode 2, “Dethwater”

• Metalocalypse Episode 3, “Birthdayface”

• Metalocalypse Episode 4, “Dethtroll”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Adult Swim Part II - Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Frylock. Master Shake. Meatwad. Carl. Long ago, these four weirdos lived together in harmony on the Adult Swim programming block. But everything changed when uh, we watched them. We watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force for the show. Dancing is forbidden.

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Shake zula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a trip, I’ll bring it to ya • Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop, Meatwad, you up next with your knock-knock • Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G • Drivin' in my car, livin’ like a star, ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Aqua Teen Hunger Force S2E10, “Broodwich”

• Aqua Teen Hunger Force S2E14, “Revenge of the Trees”

• Aqua Teen Hunger Force S2E16, “Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary”

• Aqua Teen Hunger Force S3E1, “Video Ouija”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Adult Swim Part I - Space Ghost & Harvey Birdman (w/Alison Lührs)

NO KIDS IN THE POOL! This week kicks off our summertime arc-venture with a special slate of shows for the grown-ups. Alison “Brioche Contessa” Lührs is back to reminisce on the galaxy’s greatest talk show, and there’s also a bird lawyer in there somewhere.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
I think we all just want to smash light bulbs with our friend from work • We don’t have anything left to say about Birdman • Not the movie by Alejandro Iñárritu • The cartoon that stinks • *That* Birdman

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Space Ghost Coast to Coast S6E7, “Fire Ant”

• Space Ghost Coast to Coast S7E3, “Knifin’ Around”

• Harvey Birdman S2E1, “Blackwatch Plaid”

• Harvey Birdman S3E2, “Harvey’s Civvy”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

July 4th - American Cyborgs Acting Badly

America's Cool-Ass Birthday has come and gone, but that doesn't mean we can't squeak in a very special episode all about the USA's most robot-riddled public institution. We “promise” this “won’t” get political.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Oh, it’s *getting* political • The Clown Train is coming to break your windows, misgender you, and eat all your gold • RoboCop for President 2024: Punching Nerds and Burning Coal • The only boys in blue we recognize here at SMT are Sonic and his Uncle Chuck • Bad Vibes Only

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Tom Clancy’s CIA Theme Park for Dads™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• C.O.P.S. Episode 2, “The Case of the Crime Circus”

• RoboCop: Alpha Commando Episode 15, “Power Play”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

The Trash Pile Part II - What Is A Boy, If Not A Car? (w/Patrick Stagaman)

Have you ever eaten food so immediately regrettable that you pay for it before the meal is over? Well, in for a penny, in for a pound! Here’s MORE TRASH PILE with our dear friend Patrick “The Shame of Italy” Stagaman.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Actually they were pretty fun though • This is just a backdoor pilot for our Warrior King podcast featuring Michael Dorn • Becoming Prom Queen may also grant leadership over enormous humanoid bees • If Turbo Teen didn’t have to pay royalties to Huey Lewis, then we don’t either • Brett, please stop turning into a car

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Street Fighter: The Animated Series Episode 22, “The Warrior King”

• Archie's Weird Mysteries Episode 28, “Dance of the Killer Bees”

• Turbo Teen Episode 2…or 8, “Dark Rider and the Wolves of Doom”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Satisfactory Guest: Patrick Stagaman
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

The Trash Pile Part I - Psychedelic Meat Pile (w/Amalia Larson)

Ask any dumpster-dwelling muppet on the street: we f*cking love trash. But today we’re sipping the dumpster wine like never before, thanks to the patience and support of Amalia “Duchess of Stew“ Larson. Brace yourself for potentially our WILDEST EPISODE YET!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Amalia and Andy handle human contact about as well as expected • We explore an exciting new method of conflict resolution • It’s “Take-Your-Child-Magician-To-The-Night-Moon Day” at the office • Imagine if Optimus Prime paid for opera tickets • Can we call CPS on a cartoon?

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors Episode 28, “Moon Magic”

• Mighty Orbots Episode 4, “The Dremlocks”

• Rubik the Amazing Cube Episode 6, “Rubik and the Pooch Nappers”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Patreon Poll Special - Action Man

Your votes become our reality, Patrons. And this time, we’re amping it up with Action Man, the plain yogurt of extreme sports secret agents in the number-horny post-Matrix wasteland of the year 2000. Just don’t forget Alex Mann’s first rule: Check It Out.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin tries out being spicy today • Mr. Mann brings a skateboard to a gunfight • Looking for a great way to show that time has passed? Try adding A Robot Dog • Surprisingly decent for a show that is so consistently dull

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Action Man Episode 1, “Competitive Edge”

• Action Man Episode 26, “The Ultimate Doom - Part 2”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part X - Sexual Fever Dreams from the Future

We’re capping off our Magical Girl arc with a time-tested classic, the Sailor Moon Power Hour! It’s been a long road, but in the end we’ve learned a lot about the power of friendship and how much we’ve been missing Melvin the Prune Boy.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The battle for Austin’s anime heart rages on • Serena’s “Cousin Trini” gambit falls flat, as expected • Tremble before the wicked... Grimman? Grimace? • Stick around for everyone’s favorite, the end-of-arc magical girl superlatives

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Novelty Bathtubs™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon R Episode 27 (67), “Rubeus Strikes Out”

• Sailor Moon R Episode 28 (68), “The Secret of the Luna Sphere”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part IX - High-Femme Trickery (w/Alison Lührs)

A high seas whoopsie keeps Rory’s spirit from entering our realm, so welcome the immediate return of Guest Host Alison “The Mario Kart From Nintendo’s Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch” Lührs for the final bow of Revolutionary Girl Utena.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Alison can finally unload decades of Rini feelings • Would you betray your mother’s pancakes for your friend’s cookies? • The must-see debut of Father Puppets • Utena’s true transformation is somehow wearing a high-collar uniform underneath a low-cut strapless gown • Anthy gets Carrie’d by a champagne boy

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon R Episode 26 (66), “Rubeus Evens the Score”

• Revolutionary Girl Utena Episode 3, “On the Night of the Ball”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges
Guest Host: Alison Lührs
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison
Missing in Action: Rory Voie

Magical Girls Part VIII - Do It For The Chu Chu

Halt right there! In order to cross our bridge, us trolls need you to listen to Part Eight of our Magical Girl arc, because it’s very cool and important. Especially the scandalous princess gas that was TOO HOT FOR CANADIAN TV.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We all started growing [REDACTED] on our [REDACTED]s • Chu Chu brings the fatherly Pikachu energy the suits have been asking for • Prog-rock time loop staircase • The death ray strobe wand hits a little close to home for a 90s anime • Chad’s last hope of catching Raye’s eye is a medically inadvisable amount of “protein bars”

Today’s Episode Sponsor: CryptoClothing™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Revolutionary Girl Utena Episode 2, “For Whom the Rose Smiles”

• Sailor Moon R Episode 25 (65), “Sibling Rivalry”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part VII - On Her Majesty’s Basketball Harem (w/Alison Lührs)

A new show joins our magical pantheon: Revolutionary Girl Utena! We summoned forth Alison “Backpack Snake“ Lührs from her crystal moon palace with the promise of sapphic 90’s anime, and for once we didn’t disappoint.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin violates the Magical Geneva Convention • The only show where the stairs are a magical girl • Utena scrapes by a wardrobe violation using the Air Bud Defense • Amy’s “chess friends” don’t count as real friends • Take a number if you want to partake of her highness’s royal towel sweat

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Green Bean Cabin™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon R Episode 24 (64), “Checkmate”

• Revolutionary Girl Utena Episode 1, “The Rose Bride”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Patreon Poll Special - Ronin Warriors (w/Kyle Danger Henick)

Greetings, Warlords! We’re headed back to our Toonami days with the patron-voted magical boy battle anime, Ronin Warriors. Kyle “Pond Party” Henick joins the samurai squadron for a powerpoint on scythes attached to chains. He knows the word and everything.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We’ve got a real Jet Li Highlander situation with this team • We have to talk about The Circle • First you get the tiger, then you get the armor, then you get the women • Ryo cuts a building in half, hotdog style • Ully’s never getting his parents back.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Ronin Warriors Episode 1, “Shadowland”

• Ronin Warriors Episode 2, “Glory for Anubis”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Kyle Danger Henick
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part VI - Sacrificial Chad

Look out, fellow magical girls! There’s danger abound this week as Madoka Magica finally reveals its fell secrets, and Serena has the gall to read someone else’s manga for like three hours. Trust no one!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
These girls are definitely gonna blow their wish • Also Mami is definitely gonna get wishcake and have so many friends • Serena and Raye prove themselves as perfect suckers for an MLM • Catzi gets to the temple with six excruciating hours to spare

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Try Coming To Hell For A While™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon R Episode 23 (63), “Enemies No More”

• Puella Magi Madoka Magica Episode 3, “I’m Not Afraid of Anything Anymore”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part V - The Bridge Where I Go To Cry

Our magical odyssey reaches its robust middle, which we all know contains the umami-rich flavor crystals we need to survive. And if you tune in for hunks, you’re in luck: we’ve got both the ‘motorcycle dandy’ and ‘muscular wasteland king’ varietals.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory’s TikTok algorithm might have diagnosed him with some sort of donkey-related mania • Have some generous licks of our frosty Puella • If you’re gonna get permanently traumatized, you may as well look your best • Some breakups require a fridge-emptying megabinge • Luna actually does something a parent should do

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Simon Has Lost His Nintendo Privileges™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Puella Magi Madoka Magica Episode 2, “That Would Be Truly Wonderful”

• Sailor Moon R Episode 22 (62), “Prediction of Doom”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part IV - Madoka Tragica (w/Shane Smith)

Like any self-respecting magical girl, we are transforming our arc into a hot new show to wear with Sailor Moon, the genre-bending Madoka Magica. With special guest Shane “Was over in Studio B” Smith, we uncover the Stan Bush hit single you CANNOT miss.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Don’t borrow sticky toys from Austin • We receive lessons from father in the garden • It doesn’t say anywhere in the rules Stan Bush can’t steal his own work • Two new incredible segments: Group Nightmare Therapy, and Rory’s “Egg Talk”

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon R Episode 21 (61), “Naughty ‘N’ Nice”

• Puella Magi Madoka Magica Episode 1, “I First Met Her in a Dream… Or Something.”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Shane Smith
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls SPECIAL - Magical Angel Creamy Mami (w/Nathan Cox)

Look, we feel like we should explain this one, but we literally didn’t have a choice. It’s called Creamy. Mami. Veteran SMT guest Nathan “Ask Me About My Onewheel” Cox is our brave companion for a magical girl history lesson he was “instantly in” for.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
People don’t realize Leo also played the bear’s wife, Mrs. Revenant • Come aboard Noah’s lesser-known bacchanalian sex-positive party Ark • Sometimes you change your wand grip technique and things improve dramatically • Apparently the English title could have been worse???? • Did you know “Cream cream cream cream cream” is a legitimate English sentence

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Unlickable Man™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Magical Angel Creamy Mami Episode 1, “The Ship of Feather”

• Magical Angel Creamy Mami Episode 24, “Bear Bear Audition”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part III - Droid Thunderclap

Our motor’s back up and running full time, babies! It’s our final episode of Star, but we’re nowhere close to the Magical Girl finish line. Because our motor is in a car race. And if Andy was writing this he’d undoubtedly try to sneak in a Sonic reference.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The Lords of Time have declared war on soft clocks • Never follow a predator to a secondary location • Don’t bone-shame a nasty freak • The Sailor Scouts get frisky in zero-g • Barney’s dinosaur lawyers are hot on our trail

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The World’s Most Dangerous Salad™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon R Episode 18 (58), “Trouble Comes Thundering Down”

• Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 8a, “Blood Moon Ball”

• Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 9a, “Freeze Day”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part II - A Trickster’s Disposition

The boys are back in town like that song, and we’re picking up the Magical Girl arc right where we left it—in fact, we recorded this episode before our break, but it’s packed with all the magical fortifying nutrients a sprouting teen requires.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin’s been through all of this before, and he wants you to know it • Star keeps a strong breeding stock in her boyhives • Pepsi’s next project? Crystal Tokyo • A makeup android has to draw on her own busted-ass face • SERENA AND DARIEN BREAK UP????????

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 6a, “Mewberty”

• Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 7b, “Sleep Spells”

• Sailor Moon R Episode 15 (55), “The Cosmetic Caper”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - Sport Billy / Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling

We’re mere leaves swept in the current now, so please hang tight a week longer and enjoy another re-release from your favorite boys. And since it’s still March, we thought we’d bring back last year’s March Madness winner, Hulk Hogan(‘s nasty horse).

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Suit up for Round Two of our March Madness arc! We wistfully recall those classic sports plotlines you all know and love, like saving King Arthur from a soccer-hating witch, or having a horse show up at your apartment.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Sport Billy would rather elevate a dog to knighthood than acknowledge a woman • Don’t bother getting excited about a juicy Sir Gawain cameo • Hulksters and horses don’t mix • Junkyard Fries are a treat to be savored • Andre the Giant is serious about oral hygiene

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Captain Sully Simulator™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sport Billy Episode 1, “Joust in Time”

• Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Episode 2, “The Four-Legged Pickpocket”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - PokéClones Part IV - Behind Blue Eyes, White Dragon

Thanks for hanging tough through our downtime! This week, we’re revisiting last year’s journey through the charmander puppy mill, specifically the disc-thirsty Monster Rancher and the master-dueling Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Only two shows stand between us and our goal of becoming PokéClone masters: Monster Rancher and Yu-Gi-Oh! With the help of Kyle “The Cliff Racer from Morrowind” Henick, we unlock our disks and trust the heart of the cards, even if it eventually destroys us. Let’s d-d-d-d-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Young Genki learns to raid his parents’ CD library for Huey Lewis unlockables • The PokeRap doesn’t belong in the middle of a show • It’s anyone’s guess why the Teen CEO needs to be in school • Grandpa has a hard time with the 4DX theater experience • Yugi Moto lives in an opulent future where people are paid to design intricate holograms for teen showdowns

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Cranberries Up!™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Monster Rancher Episode 1, “In The Beginning”

• Yu-Gi-Oh! Episode 1, “The Heart of the Cards”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Kyle Danger Henick
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison