RE-RELEASE - How To Keep A Mummy (w/Alison Lührs)

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Whenever we dip a bucket into the curséd well of anime, we want it to be something special. For this Hiatus Re-Release, we learned all about How To Keep A Mummy and the terrifying power of Mountain Justice.

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Since we’re doing Mummy Stuff, Rory thought it would be a good idea to watch a show called “How To Keep A Mummy.” As recurring best friend Alison “Has A Guest Host Punch Card” Lührs can attest, this was a bad move.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The era of the kawaii mummy is here to stay • Andy gets pulled out of the anime cage, Hannibal Lecter-style • Mountain Justice means never having to say you’re sorry, with lightning • When god gives you a box, he also gives you a smaller box, and in that box is just the stuff you were just doing

Today's Episode Sponsor: Pokemon Marriage & Divorce™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • How To Keep A Mummy - Episode 1, "White, Round, Tiny, Wimpy, And Ready"

  • How To Keep A Mummy - Episode 12, "Always Together"

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - King of the Hill Part II - A Long Way From Automotive

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Our mini hiatus drags on, but we’re pulling another treasure of yesteryear from the garage memorabilia box, like one of those pressed leaves you keep in a book: King of the Hill! Specifically, our look at one of the show’s best episodes ever, Aisle 8A.

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Everybody belly up to the milk bar and order your giant steaming mugs of cow juice, cause we’re doing whatever the opposite of a dairy-free episode is! It’s Week Two of our King of the Hill party and we’re here to explore an intolerance far worse than lactose.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin has too much dairy and blimps up like the Willy Wonka blueberry girl • Everyone needs a “Bobby Break” every now and again • Hank shields Connie like a plague victim • Bill has a close call with the blue comb juice • There’s money in black ops military pinball

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Deep Unfortunate™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • King of the Hill - S04E05, "Aisle 8A"

  • King of the Hill - S04E19, "Hank’s Bad Hair Day"

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light

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When something comes up and we can’t record, it’s comforting to rely on our dense back catalog of solid bangers. So the next few weeks will be a curated gallery of our favorite mistakes, starting with Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light. Enjoy!

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Sometimes a show comes along that unites us in our desire to utterly and completely destroy it, and this time it’s 1987’s Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light. Join Merklynn the Centrist Wizard as he foists powers upon the ruling class in return for vague favors. Chaos, naturally, ensues.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Dirty nuts, clean nuts, you know I’ve had my share • No sooner is Merklynn done with his 20 minute explanation of the show than the Spectral Knights immediately disappoint us with their poor judgement • The eternal tale of a man and his trapdoor into our hearts • The power discrepancy between heroes and villains demands a balance patch

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Dad’s Old Big Box of Cables™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Visionaries Episode 1, “The Age of Magic Begins”

  • Visionaries Episode 2, “The Dark Hand of Treachery”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part I - Hooked on Chthonics (w/Dominique Thomas)

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We’re no strangers to Sailor Moon, but it’s time we explored the genre it popularized. Dom “Frankenstein’s Mon*Star” Thomas joins us for a wine-and-cheese pairing of Sailor Moon and modern classic Star vs. The Forces of Evil to kick off a brand-new arc!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Dom brings his trademark blend of expertise and deep grievance • Serena’s psychosexual fantasies involve food, as expected • The TV is supposed to be Dad for 30 minutes, dammit • Dom puts the citizens of Mewni on notice • The tentacle can be boyfriend, says Disney

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Pepper Stories™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 14 (54), “Serena Times Two”

  • Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 1a, “Star Comes to Earth”

  • Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 3a, “Monster Arm”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Dominique Thomas
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

2021: A Sealabor of Love

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Some might say everything has led up to this moment, in this very year of our lord, Sealab 2021 AD. We’re taking our first dip into the Adult Swim, and the water’s just right. Should we dive right in, or should we… *bizarro* dive right in?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Have you ever wondered what would happen if television revolted against its creator? • If you listen to this episode, you are now addicted to scorpion venom • 100% of MC Chrises disliked this • Captain Murphy gets inches from the orange man’s presidential playbook • Bizarro Stormy meets his match

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Keith’s in the Dumpster Again™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sealab 2021 S1E6, “Lost In Time”

  • Sealab 2021 S1E9, “All That Jazz”

  • Sealab 2021 S2E4, “Der Dieb”

  • Sealab 2021 S2E7, “Bizarro”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Patreon Poll Special - Captain Simian & The Space Monkeys (w/Corey Lynn Atencio)

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Our Patreon voters strike back, forcing our hand to watch 1996’s Captain Simian & The Space Monkeys. With the brave assistance of Corey Lynn “River Mayor” Atencio (@BonfireBabble), we set a course for The Galaxy of Uncomfortably Hot Primates. Engage!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
4 out of 4 podcast hosts walked away from this episode with new sexual baggage • You’re about to learn a LOT about Orbitron • From the creator of all Barbie movies • We chatted about this show two weeks later and realized it was basically all a dream • a really hot dream about Nathan Simian

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Become a Seagull™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Captain Simian Episode 1, “Yes We Have No Bananas”

  • Captain Simian Episode 2, “Yes We Still Have No Bananas”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Corey Lynn Atencio
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Gravity Falls Part II - My Son, Joshua Patreon

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We’re Patreon-ing back to the Mystery Shack to wrap up our primer on Gravity Falls. If you missed us last week, you’re probably not giving us any money right now, which is super embarrassing for us both.

Useful Links:
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays
Discord: https://discord.gg/umq7Rms
Twitter: https://twitter.com/satamtuesdays
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/satamtuesdays/

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Yes, we talk about Patreon again this week • no, it has nothing to do with our poorly received time travel novel • Anything’s legal when there’s no cops around • Tyrone is the Clone your Clone could smell like • You shut your time mouth

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Street Sprinkles™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Gravity Falls Episode 7, “Double Dipper”

  • Gravity Falls Episode 9, “The Time Traveler’s Pig”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Gravity Falls Part I - The Patreon Strikes Back

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It’s high time we finally get around to another show that’s too good for our podcast: Gravity Falls! And with a new year’s arrival, we’ve chosen to jangle the purse with a Patreon-powered month of partially-paywalled excitement.

Useful Links:
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays
Discord: https://discord.gg/umq7Rms
Twitter: https://twitter.com/satamtuesdays
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/satamtuesdays/

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin and Andy have been waiting for an excuse to talk about Homestar Runner • Crack open another issue of Gold Chains for Old Men Monthly • Dipper’s love of (B)ABBA gets exposed • Nothing perks up fist nipples like the smell of jerky • Don’t say John K three times into the mirror

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Split Pete Soup™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Gravity Falls Episode 1, “Tourist Trapped”

  • Gravity Falls Episode 6, “Dipper vs. Manliness”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

A Ducktales Christmas: Wendigo to the Polls

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It’s still Christmas here at SMT, and to try and milk one final drop out of 2020 we’ve got a special episode of the Ducktales reboot that should hopefully jingle your heart’s bells. It is your *last* chance to submit a form to be holly and/or jolly!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Scrooge finds himself cast in The Time Traveler’s Wife • Rory and Andy come dangerously close to criticizing an Austin-acclaimed cartoon • Ah but the real question is WHEN do I see myself in five years • We missed out on the all-Nirvana soundtrack this episode deserved • We all do a Hodor

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Santa’s Kids’™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Ducktales (2017) S02E06, “Last Christmas!”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Advent Calendar Part III - Party Dad’s Girl

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Christmas Day is near, and we’re opening the last few chocolate-scented advent doors on our maddeningly top-secret episode picks. No spoilies, but we’ve saved our most gonzo bananas shows for last. Andy picked them, and we hold him legally responsible.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Santa • doesn’t • like • it • when • you • peek

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Boost Your Goose’™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Secret Episode ?, “Secrets Secrets Are No Fun”

  • Secret Episode ??, “Unless You’re Telling Rory One”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Advent Calendar Part II - Billy’s Adult Best Friend

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December 2020 trudges onward, so the recourse is to push our heads against the paper doors and huff a facefull of advent calendar as we pop open two more days of top-secret toons. Which Ghosts of SMT Past will haunt our evening slumber? Find out!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rules • Make • The • Game • Fun

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Star Wars: Episode X - A Dracula’s Kiss’™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Secret Episode ?, “It’s a Secret”

  • Secret Episode ??, “AGAIN, A SECRET”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Advent Calendar Part I - Arthurian Swamp Trash

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It’s beginning to look not unlike Christmas, and this month we’ve stuffed up a sackful of surprises! Our advent calendar contains two secret treats we’ve hand-plucked like sugar plums for your yuletide glee. What’s on the sleigh? Peel us off and find out:

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We can’t tell you • do you • have freaking • memento disease

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Gamer Ointment’™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Secret Episode ?, “It’s a Secret”

  • Secret Episode ??, “A SECRET”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Interview - Kevin Altieri, Animation Director

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We’ve got a little surprise! Last month we recorded a chat with Kevin Altieri, a true cartoon veteran with storyboard and directing credits ranging from Batman: The Animated Series to Ring Raiders. True tales from the ‘80s trenches, right here on SMT.

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Special Guest: Kevin Altieri
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Marvel Anime Part IV - Blade (w/Dominique Thomas)

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We bring the Marvel Anime adventure to a close with the tough talking, daywalking Blade. With assistance from Dom “Mime on the Go“ Thomas, we investigate the show’s merit-based fang distribution and the ever-elusive combo of Vampire/Water/Tiger.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Blade’s mom gets eaten, just like pizza • His name is Blade (His name is Eric) • Werewolves and Monsters can(?) be Vampires too • I can’t wait to get my basket weaving merit fang • Blade only learned one Anime Sword Technique but he really spams it • Dom is confronted with the greatest philosophical question of our time

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Mario Gets Caught Up On ‘The Shield’™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Blade (Anime) Episode 1, “His Name is Blade”

  • Blade (Anime) Episode 2, “A Night for the Living, A Mourning for the Dead”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Dominique Thomas
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Marvel Anime Part III - X-Men (w/Truong Nguyen)

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Marvel’s third victim of the Anime Serum is Professor Xavier’s gifted teen brigade, the X-Men! We needed Truong “The Gumdrop Duke” Nguyen’s mutant knowledge to help us decipher this abject madness into something resembling a podcast.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Truong smuggles fresh mangas into Andy’s prison food • Hank McCoy’s deep sea teaching assistant is stern but fair • Rory goes full Matlock defending Emma Frost • Professor X refuses to commit to an English accent

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Millionaire Draculas™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • X-Men (Anime) Episode 1, “Joining Forces”

  • X-Men (Anime) Episode 2, “Mutant Hunting”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Truong Nguyen
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Marvel Anime Part II - J. Logan Wolverine, the Long Anime Teen

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This week’s fresh delivery of 2011 Marvel anime is Wolverine, and it’s really good actually, but please note: we recorded this episode back when we were still glued to electoral maps, so we’re sorry if it’s full of manic existential anxiety.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We fall in love with spy with a heart of gold • Wolverine is duped into a duel using wooden swords, instead of the 6 real swords he hides in his sexy hands • We very narrowly escape becoming Andy and Rory’s Parayste Podcast • Throw Logan from the Train

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Lil’ Draculas of America™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Wolverine (Anime) Episode 1, “Mariko”

  • Wolverine (Anime) Episode 2, “Yukio”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Marvel Anime Part I - Iron Man (w/Shane Smith)

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While we’re celebrating the launch of our new podcast (The Infinite Backlog!) with Shane “Dangerous Pancake” Smith, we brought him aboard the SMT Express for an aptly timed tour of the Great Marvel Anime Experiment, starting with 2010’s Iron Man.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
When you turn 16 the Japanese government gives you a Gundam • When you enter Japan’s airspace you are legally anime • Tony Stark’s barely hidden sociopathy is worrisome • Iron man and the Prime Minister of Japan are the new Odd Couple • You won’t believe the new Stark Industries chemotherapy plan

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Kevin Attachment™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Iron Man (Anime) Episode 1, “Japan: Enter Iron Man”

  • Iron Man (Anime) Episode 2, “Going Nuclear”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Shane Smith
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced Out Teens Part V - One Last Blast (w/Patrick Stagaman)

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Our time out in space with a handful of teens must sadly return to Earth, but not before giving Galaxy High the sendoff it deserves. Joined by SMT’s Eastern Seaboard CEO Patrick “Prune Tycoon” Stagaman, we’re brain-blasting at the speed of light.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Defund Sting *and* the Police • It’s the Reginald Unicycle show, featuring PUNK MCTHRUSTERS • Pour one out for The Creep • Don’t let a spaceman ply his back-alley mind potions • It’s all fun and games until your chocolates become people who become cupcake

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Guy Fieri’s Secret Meat™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Galaxy High Episode 7, “Dollars and Sense”

  • Galaxy High Episode 9, “The Brain Blaster”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Patrick Stagaman
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Teen Wolf - A Horny, Hairy Halloween

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OH BOY do we have a spooktastic surprise for you today—Austin got a REAL LIVE WOLFMAN* to guest star on the podcast for the extremely real Teen Wolf cartoon. By the end you’ll be HOWLING with laughter!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Teen Wolf Episode 1, “Teen Wolf’s Family Secret”

  • Teen Wolf Episode 2, “Grandpa’s in the Doghouse”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison