Spaced Out Teens Part IV - The Root Beer Butler (w/Nathan Cox)

Nathan "Sex Candles" Cox joins us for another adventure in disappointment with our Beverly Hills Teens replacement, Maxie’s World. But if you’re missing those rich monsters already, we’ve got good(?) news that comes with a side of squid rings.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Maxie and her distractingly hot boytoy almost ice a dog on the beach • Teen hunk does a confusing fart • A unicycle centaur is exactly what we needed • Bread is at once both cooked and uncooked, discuss • We have *updates* about the Tube Family

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Slime Golf™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Maxie’s World Episode 1, “Date Expectations”

• Maxie’s World Episode 24, “Beach Blanket Battle”

• Galaxy High Episode 8, “Beach Blanket Blow-Up”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Patreon Poll Special - TigerSharks

Patrons voted, and we’ve returned with the bounty of their dark harvest: 1987’s TigerSharks, the most diminished return from House Thundercats with one shining exception: Dragonstein, the dragon frankenstein. This will be the rest of the episode.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
If the whole point of your superpower was to be fish, guess how many were mammals • ‘The Comic Strip’ was bad and someone needed to say it • Everyone loves this cool buzzsaw jetski • There’s kind of a team magma/team aqua vibe to these villains • The ship does a wiggle to win

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Teen Beef™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• TigerSharks Episode 1, “Voyage to Water-o”

• TigerSharks Episode 2, “SARK to the Rescue”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced-Out Teens Part III - Tallstyles of the Rich & Famous (w/Todd & Alison)

We’re thrilled to keep this Teen Spaceship blasting forward with SMT’s very first self-kissing podcast guests, Todd & Alison! Never mind the visit from notorious auditory villain, Zoltrax, or the escaped rock ‘n’ roll gorilla prince who stole our hearts.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The boys are confronted with their incompatibility as a throuple • The Italian circus brothers shouldn’t run a circus • Every circus has a self destruct button, right? • All monarchies should be determined by car race • Should we censor when the sandwich sh*ts out another sandwich??

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Practice Teeth™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Beverly Hills Teens Episode 49, “Rampage”

• Galaxy High Episode 3, “The Beef Who Would Be King”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guests: Alison Lührs and Todd Durboraw
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced Out Teens Part II - The Incredible Guacamole Engine (w/Kyle Danger Henick)

We all recall our first teen jobs, when a space devil orders 100 pizzas for the planet Tingler and your boss kisses your lips and says to not disappoint the pizza. Thankfully Kyle “Mouse President” Henick can deliver the goods for these #SpacedOutTeens.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Kyle gives Austin the Yes, And that he’s always craved • Old Man Smoke gets his nasty powder in our lungs • A box for maps has never been more hilarious • The Teens of Beverly engage in a high stakes death race… “for charity” • It’s totally fine to show a handjob on television if you pretend it’s a relay race.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Corn For Men™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Beverly Hills Teens Episode 30, “Death Valley 500”

• Galaxy High Episode 2, “Pizza’s Honor”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced-Out Teens Part I - Prince of Clams (w/Amalia Larson)

As the world’s foremost authorities on curated Teen Experiences™, we’ve reunited with special guest Amalia “Baguette About It” Larson to blast off into Galaxy High and returning fave(?) Beverly Hills Teens for a brand new arc that the kids are WILD for.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It’s a Venetian Prince’s orgy clambake, bring your own mignonette • Austin seems to have worn us down vis a vis the arc title • How does Rory not know The Killers • The Creep croons his way around our necks • Show us your birth certificate, Billy Bigdipper • The space mall’s skin tone machine makes us *real* nervous

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Horny Baseball™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Beverly Hills Teens Episode 5, “Robot Romance”

• Galaxy High Episode 1, “Welcome to Galaxy High”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Special - Lazer Tag Academy (w/Rashawn Nadine Scott) (and introducing Ray Lazer)

Imagine another time — the year 3000, a “perfect” world with wizard guns and no crime. That’s the reality of 1986’s Lazer Tag Academy, and our special guest Rashawn Nadine Scott helps us really blast it into oblivion.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
You’ll love our Fiddler spinoff starring Lazer Minnelli • Future humans made all lions their bitch • A villain who wants to erase history belligerently sees no problem with that • Let’s not admit Jeren is a terrible name • We give no slack to Tom’s choice of rubbie duckie quips • The Jerens literally choose to fight for the confederacy(??)

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Andy Definitely Has Gold Hidden In His Basement™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Lazer Tag Academy Episode 1, “The Beginning”

• Lazer Tag Academy Episode 2, “Skugg Duggery”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Samurai Jack Part III - The Jack of the Edmund Fitzsamurai

We’re coming at you with the final episodes of Austin’s Samurai Jack flights of fancy, and it’s never been a better time to bone up on your favorite songs about big-lake sailing accidents.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Come to the hill Austin has chosen to die on and get one of Melissa Etheridge’s Betheridges • The Terrible Teeth of Portal Morpheus will chew the red pill AND the hand it sits on • Turns out, feelings HELP you murder • A former assassin bot faces his(?) worst enemy -- excessive steam • Heads up, an imaginary dog might theoretically not be doing so hot, it’s off-screen but it’s not great

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Nasty Sophie’s Leftovers™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Samurai Jack Episode XXXII, “Jack and the Traveling Creatures”

• Samurai Jack Episode L, “Tale of X-49”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Samurai Jack Part II - Ten Thick Chips from the Mountain

It’s a banner week for Austin -- not only are we watching his favorite Samurai Jack episode, it also marks the maiden voyage of Andy and Rory’s sci-fi Innerspace adventure through his digestive tract. Their exit strategy WILL surprise you!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin’s forced to explain the Niles Frasier posters on the inside of his brain • And lo did Guacamoses part the Green Sea • The cuter the monkey, the weaker the punishment • The production team learns how to appeal to Emmy voters

Today’s Episode Sponsor: A Hot Crayon Drawing of Yogi Bear™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Samurai Jack Episode XIV, “Jack Learns to Jump Good”

• Samurai Jack Episode XXV, “Jack and the Spartans”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Samurai Jack Part I - The Wire Is Absolutely Anime

The wind through the cherry trees is blowing up our gi, lifting them to reveal our tight samurai bods given to us by our tight samurai father. We also inherited his blood feud with conniving time genie Aku, and look out, folks: it’s Samurai Jack O’clock.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin finally puts his sensitive hide on the line for a show he likes • It’s a beautiful day for carnage • Jack earns some fans with early aughts slang inclinations • Dog heavy machinery is surprisingly intuitive • The triumphant return of Jeff Style’s very good tapes

Today’s Episode Sponsor: We’re Selling Andy’s Sonic Comics as Punishment™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Samurai Jack Episode I, “Part I: The Beginning”

• Samurai Jack Episode II, “Part II: The Samurai Called Jack”

• Samurai Jack Episode III, “Part III: The First Fight”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Pole Position, or The Cave of Rory Riddlemouth

Before the Big Bang created a universe of Bazingas, Sheldonfather Chuck Lorre wrote for a short-lived cartoon called Pole Position. How badly will a family of stunt drivers neglect their attention-starved baby sister and her dog-monkey? Buckle up!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We’ve Greeked it again • The ol’ “Triple Agent” gambit really eats shit in this one • Tess and Greg Dumont get freaky at the stoplight • You can’t apply to become general • They drew the wrong old white doctor

Today’s Episode Sponsor: McDonald’s Adult PlayPlaces™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Pole Position Episode 1, “The Code”

• Pole Position Episode 2, “The Canine Vanishes”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Summer of Cats Part IV - Thundercats and Garfield & Friends

We’ve saved the pick of the litter for last with our long-awaited viewing of Garfield and his best friends the Thundercats. Will America’s nastiest lasagna cat claim the top spot over Lion-O’s “really out there” groin?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
A deeply sexual horse is ready to stud • Dark Garfield claws his way out of hell to play some Seinfeld slap bass • This week, ‘WAP’ stands for Webs and Pussycats • The Dougie, a forbidden secular fruit • Grundlecats, Ho!

Today’s Episode Sponsor: TikTok Bible Stories™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Garfield & Friends S2E14c, “Cactus Jake Rides Again”

• Garfield & Friends S3E5c, “How the West Was Lost”

• Thundercats Episode 34, “Queen of 8 Legs”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

The Worst Show We’ve Ever Seen (Summer of Cats Part III)

It finally happened: we watched a show so bad that even *we* couldn’t stomach it. And the biggest twist? The bad one isn’t the one called “All-Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku” -- that one’s actually kinda legit.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Do you like shit jokes? Sinbad does • Maybe turning ‘Gamer Culture’ into entertainment was bad, actually • Andy works out his yowling cat frustration live on air • We’re jumping into the exciting world of anime dub jazz reharmonizations

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Exclude the Trees™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Slacker Cats Episode 1, “Mexico”

• All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku OVA Episode 1

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Summer of Cats Part II - Doraemon, Sagwa & Cool Car Cats

Look what the Summer of Cats dragged in -- three more stinky rats! It’s a week for the kittens as we paw over Doraemon, Sagwa, and The Hot Rod Dogs & Cool Car Cats. Which one will we choose to adopt? Better not be the weathered street bones of a dog car!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Even cats are shackled to the chains of capitalism in Sagwa • Doraemon decides to fuck around and shatter the fabric of time • Be careful which cockney dog car you piss off inside a living sandcrawler • Car farts are funny and we love to watch the fart cars tootin’ and smoochin’

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Monkey Trunk™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Doraemon: Gadget Cat from the Future Episode 1, “All the Way from the Future World”

• Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat Episode 1, “How Sagwa Got Her Colors”

• The Hot Rod Dog and Cool Car Cats Episode 1

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Summer of Cats Part I - Swat Kats & Samurai Pizza Cats

Mee-ow! The dog days are over and the Summer of Cats is here! Nine lives, nine shows, and four weeks of cat-toons starting with the trashiest: SWAT Kats and Samurai Pizza Cats. Will they win us over or are we too infected with toxoplasmosis to care?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin brings what appears to be some prepared material • Morbulus is one eye and a doctorate short of perfection • Dr. Viper’s aftermarket snake mods • Samurai Pizza Cats is blowing up with people

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Manga by the Foot™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron Episode 2, “The Giant Bacteria”

• Samurai Pizza Cats Episode 35, “Youth Is for Exploding”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Patreon Poll Special - Clone High (w/Alison Lührs)

Dust off your vials of old-timey DNA and laugh along with Alison “Bees of the Southern Wild” Lührs’ favorite cartoon, Clone High! That’s right, we watched the recently renewed CLONE HIGH and have appropriately tempered our expectations.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin laps at a log for morsels like the Point Anteater he is • We’re willing to let Rory dislike the show, so long as he never tells us or anyone • We know this is an audio podcast, but trust us, we all did synchronized cabbage patches • We’re dying to know more about Dreidelstein and King Kwanzaa

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Norman and the Horse™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Clone High Episode 2, “Election Blu-Galoo”

• Clone High Episode 11, “Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Hey Arnold! Part III - A Chronic Case Of Smoothie Sweats

Dang! On our final week of Hey Arnold!, Andrew turned into a little dog 🐶 and he’s a real howl-full. Can Austin and Rory teach him to piss 💦 only when it’s convenient? These final episodes certainly taught us how to cry! 😭😭😭

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin decides to position himself as “devil’s advocate,” or as Andy likes to say, “a war criminal” • Helga’s parents try to bully her into lying to her therapist. Wait, are these supposed to be funny? • I’d like to learn more about magic tantric spells • Arnold’s angel dad “Well Actually”s a stranger about a cloud • A child going to ‘pweschool’ shouldn’t set off this many red flags

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Dog Wine™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Hey Arnold! S4E16, “Helga on the Couch”

• Hey Arnold! S5E6, “Parents Day”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Hey Arnold! Part II - Bartletts Both Real and Fictional

We’re following in Hey Arnold’s footsteps with a series of holiday specials on the wrong dang holiday! It’s not Independence Day without turkey, potatoes, and Nazi-fighting chicken-ham supermeat.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
All shows are just Full House with more or less people • Hey Arnold! is secretly part of the Uncle Chuckiverse • You could technically classify frowny faces as a hate symbol • Arnold totally brews his own IPAs • Rory ships Phoebe just living a happy and successful life away from all this nonsense

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Bachelor King™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Hey Arnold! S4E15, “Veterans Day”

• Hey Arnold! S3E14, “Arnold’s Thanksgiving”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Hey Arnold! Part I - Hey Andrew!

Hey y’all, Andy here, and I’ve got a day pass from anime prison to visit my best friend Arnold. Did you know his last name is Shortman? Because I know that, and I need you to know that I know that.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It turns out it’s not spelled like Big! Lots • We pitch a more somber and adult spinoff named “Hello, Arnold.” • Some poor kid still smells like moldy burrito • You just can’t find love at a cheese festival • A $500 keyboard makes Arnold into some kind of piano sex god • Pigeon Man predicted 2020 and fucked off to live in his birds-only clubhouse

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Forbidden Fruit Snack™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Hey Arnold! S2E4a, “Longest Monday”

• Hey Arnold! S1E7a, “Operation Ruthless”

• Hey Arnold! S1E15a, “Spelling Bee”

• Hey Arnold! S1E15b, “Pigeon Man”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Sailor Moon R Part VI - Poseidon’s Big Book of Ocean Rules

We’ve climbed to the tippy top of the mighty Doom Tree and sampled its rare fruits, just in time for our thrilling conclusion to Sailor Moon R. Is Moonlight Knight’s reveal ultimately disappointing? Yes!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Our speedboat isn’t a money pit, MOM • Ann and Alan are bonded at the root • Move over, Jesus, it’s Poseidon’s time now • Ann completely ruins Alan’s hot cocoa cover story • Alan has a special room for his recreational space botanicals • It’s clearly weed

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Truckstop Butterscotch™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon Episode 52, “Secret Garden”

• Sailor Moon Episode 53, “Treed”

The Boys: “Spiro T.” Andrew (Eric Davison) (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sailor Moon R Part V - The Bee That Won’t Listen (w/Charlotte Hollingsworth)

We’re competing in a family-jug-band-centric reality competition with First-Chair Concert Jug Charlotte “4 Legs But The Legs Have Hands Not Feet“ Hollingsworth. While we’re there, let’s watch some Sailor Moon R about a nasty bee.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Amy can’t let Computer School get in the way of stardom • The talent is on full display • Darien ditches his college Hamlet cast to play make-pretend with his middle school friends • Charlotte reconciles with the mistake of “just being tall” • Again, there’s a naughty bee that won’t listen

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Frankenstein, But He’s Hot™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon Episode 50, “Mirror, Mirror on the Wall”

• Sailor Moon Episode 51, “Detention Doldrums”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Charlotte Hollingsworth (Oakland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)