Greeced Frightening Part I - Bummer’s Odyssey

We’ve made some bad decisions in the past, but they pale in comparison to our choice to watch Ulysses 31 and Spartakus & the Sun Beneath the Sea as an ongoing arc. How much joke potential lies in Greek myth cartoons? Well, accept this free big wood horse as a gift and find out!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We’ve hit a new basement on watchable content and we don’t have an escape plan • Chicken Bone Andy has no mouth and must scream • Uleesees has the rootinest tootinest bangs in the galaxy • Spartakus consistently takes all the fun out of doing drugs • The foppish judges are kinda fun though

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Trumpet Berries™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Ulysses 31 Episode 1, “Vengeance of the Gods”

• Spartakus and the Sun Beneath the Sea Episode 2, “Living Crystal”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light

Sometimes a show comes along that unites us in our desire to utterly and completely destroy it, and this time it’s 1987’s Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light. Join Merklynn the Centrist Wizard as he foists powers upon the ruling class in return for vague favors. Chaos, naturally, ensues.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Dirty nuts, clean nuts, you know I’ve had my share • No sooner is Merklynn done with his 20 minute explanation of the show than the Spectral Knights immediately disappoint us with their poor judgement • The eternal tale of a man and his trapdoor into our hearts • The power discrepancy between heroes and villains demands a balance patch

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Dad’s Old Big Box of Cables™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Visionaries Episode 1, “The Age of Magic Begins”

• Visionaries Episode 2, “The Dark Hand of Treachery”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

PokéClones Part IV - Behind Blue Eyes, White Dragon (w/Kyle Danger Henick)

Only two shows stand between us and our goal of becoming PokéClone masters: Monster Rancher and Yu-Gi-Oh! With the help of Kyle “The Cliff Racer from Morrowind” Henick, we unlock our disks and trust the heart of the cards, even if it eventually destroys us. Let’s d-d-d-d-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Young Genki learns to raid his parents’ CD library for Huey Lewis unlockables • The PokeRap doesn’t belong in the middle of a show • It’s anyone’s guess why the Teen CEO needs to be in school • Grandpa has a hard time with the 4DX theater experience • Yugi Moto lives in an opulent future where people are paid to design intricate holograms for teen showdowns

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Cranberries Up!™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Monster Rancher Episode 1, “In The Beginning”

• Yu-Gi-Oh! Episode 1, “The Heart of the Cards”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Kyle Danger Henick (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

PokéClones Part III - The Passion of the Long Boys

Our hunt to catch all the PokéClones continues with the regrettable localization of Cardcaptor Sakura and the deeply problematic “Human Pokémon” of Zatch Bell. The anime dungeon seals are broken, and the Dawn of the Long Boys has begun.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy opens his goat mouth to scream an anime curse • Everyone has full crushes on Julian, the boy of unsurpassed length • Sakura definitely cannot catch all the Clow cards in just her jammies • Whose job was it to animate briefs onto Gash’s jeepers • Skateboarding incels are slightly more fun?

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Jake Gyllenhaal-Bot, Channel Five™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Cardcaptors Episode 1, “One Fateful Day”

• Zatch Bell Episode 1, “The Lightning Boy From Another World”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

PokéClones Part II - Bakugan in 60 Seconds

This week we’re exploring the first wave of PokéClones with Bakugan, Dinosaur King, Fighting Foodons, and Beyblade. Four shows with varying quality of catchable monsters, yet strangely consistent on slammable dads and the soft foods they crave.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rad Danny Japan and the Marbles of Destiny • Anyway, here’s Wonderwall • Spike Taylor blows in twice a year to knock his wife’s socks off • We’d like to arrest a computer for being too boy-horny • Honestly who cares about the family sword-dragon when there’s tops to rip

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Bakugan Battle Brawlers Episode 1, “Bakugan: The Battle Begins”

• Dinosaur King Episode 1, “Prehistory in the Making”

• Fighting Foodons Episode 1, “Rice to Meet You”

• Beyblade Episode 1, “The Blade Raider”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

PokéClones Part I - Patreon, I Choose You!

It’s our Season 4 Premiere! We’ve started a new arc about the most capitalist cartoons known to man, and so we think it’s fitting to also shamelessly promote our new Patreon. Fact: Pikachu is a patron of ours, and he LOVES our bonus content

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Gary and his cheerleader squad begin a boy’s journey of deep emasculation • Ash’s Mom and Professor Oak are definitely playing Hide the Diglett • Austin’s already feeling the Capitalist’s Itch • Officer Jenny’s clone hegemony makes Rory uncomfortable • Pikachu gets real surgery and almost dies and gets a funny battery instead of medicine

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Jello Fellows™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Pokémon Episode 1, “Pokémon, I Choose You!”

• Pokémon Episode 2, “Pokémon Emergency!”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Klaus - A Saturday Morning Tuesdays Movie Night

As our third season draws to a close, and Father Winter slinks down your domestic smokehole to deliver his damp secrets, we thought it’d be fun to watch an honest-to-goodness movie on the pod: the all-new, all-Netflix Santa origin tale, Klaus!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
This is a Joan Cusack podcast and Andys don’t get a vote • Santa finally chops the Chekhov’s Wood by the end of the movie • Kids famously hate the mail • and Spielbergs hate the Internet • Learn the value of a dollar and a woman’s love

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Danny DeVito and the Christmas Mouse™

THIS WEEK'S MOVIE

• Netflix’s “Klaus”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part V (w/Todd Durboraw)

After doing this podcast for two years we have a sort of stockholm syndrome for bad content, so it’s nice to have someone like Todd “The Chicken Maze” Durboraw remind us how bad these shows can be. Enjoy our bittersweet C&D&G finale, expertly mourned by the wail of hewnstone mancrusts.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Running Qua Hoon count: 13 • Hannah keeps trying to kiss nature, even the stuff that’s bad for kissing • We’re still haunted by the ghost of Cybersix’s uncomfortably horny source material • Robots blow up a castle and it’s honestly pretty tasteful • Xanatos is facing criminal charges for being “a rascal to gargoyles”

Today’s Episode Sponsor: My Teacher is a Bus™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Cadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 5, "Wild Child"

• Gargoyles - Episode 5, “Awakening, Part 5"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Fabulous Guest: Todd Durboraw (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part IV

Hop in our sidecar, little buddies! We’re off to explore our favorite three things that are two types of monsters and a car. No, it’s not Draculas and Horses and Miatas; Not even Gremlins and Goblins and Also Horses. It’s C&D&G baybeeee

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Running Qua Hoon count: 11 • Jack’s true calling is screaming at animals • No man cave is complete without merchandisable lava cannons • Detective Thirst-Class Elisa Maza rampages through Central Park for her limestone slam piece • Surprise surprise, Demona really loves murderin’

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Star Wars Hat™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Cadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 4, "Siege"

• Gargoyles - Episode 4, “Awakening, Part 4"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part III (w/Shane Smith)

Special guest Shane “Steam Prince” Smith joins us on the sky-castle ramparts for another double dose of devilish daddies on the prowl. Their next target: your heartstrings!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It’s Survival of the Thickest out here • The gargoyles find immediate issues with the NYPD • Xanatos sets up some sweet-ass video game levels • Running Quahoon Count: 8 • Jack arm-cannons a pterodactyl into space

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Blast Academy™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Gargoyles - Episode 3, “Awakening, Part 3"

• Cadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 3, "Death Ray"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Fabulous Guest: Shane Smith (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part II (w/Alison Lührs)

We’re back for more Cadillacs, more dinosaurs, and more of Mickey’s nasty bat friends (Gargoyles). Special guest Alison “Bog Sommelier” Lührs joins us at our Victorian swoon party for Byronic howling hunks. Quahoon!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Cowboys are ancient warlocks • Running Quahoon Count: 6 • Apparently cartoons in the 90s could just say whatever • Wait until Bezos mounts a castle on his downtown balls • Tune in for a special Salute to our Goons

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Hot Chips™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Cadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 2, "Dino Drive"

• Gargoyles - Episode 2, “Awakening, Part 2"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part I (w/Amalia Larson)

Disney Plus is out, and in order to keep the Mouse King from haunting our doorstep, we must kneel before Cold Walter’s throne of content. Amalia “That’s Going In My Leaf Box” Larson joins us to discuss Gargoyles (now streaming in Mickey’s hou$e), and Cadillacs and Dinosaurs (too spicy for Mickeys).

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Amalia Larson perfectly recreates our theme song using only her mouth • The Noble Sacrifice of Chortis the Brave • I hope you brought your umbrellas, cause it’s Kwahoon season • Andy has another one of his Trek-blackouts • The Scots try out some fun accents • Gargoyle skincare is a complicated process

Today's Episode Sponsor: Most Toasters™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Gargoyles - Episode 1, “Awakening, Part 1"

• Cadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 1, "Rogue"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - Mighty Max (w/Dominique Thomas)

Don your historically accurate magic baseball cap and travel back to the world of ‘90s toy marketing. Special guest Dom “Not Mad At Us This Time” Thomas joins us for the story of a boy being routinely taken out of school to party with a chicken wizard.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Dom must’ve been playing Zelda recently • Max scientifically explains to children that monsters are legit real • The Pizza Loophole gets past all the warding charms • An eccentric Texan makes everything better • Kids continue to loooove contract law

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Mighty Max - Season 1, Episode 9, "Less than 20,000 Squid Heads Under the Sea"

• Mighty Max - Season 2, Episode 8, "Along Came Arachnoid"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Fabulous Guest: Dominique Thomas (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

A Modestly Haunted Adult Halloween

It’s our Halloweeniest special of the year, but here’s the deal: we’re adults. We get to pick the candy and the shows, and this time it’s all treats baybee. King of the Hill returns with SMT newcomer Freakazoid! for the exact level of spooky we’re in the mood for: mild.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The safeguards remain in place for further Sinbad-based threats • A lightbulb expert makes a swing and a miss • Freakazoid can always turn to relentless shaming as a last resort • Hank teaches Luanne about the birds but definitely no bees • Austin ate the Goblin Corn from CVS

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Freakazoid! - Episode 2A, "Candle Jack”/”The Cloud"

• King of the Hill - Season 7, Episode 9, "Pigmalion"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Over the Garden Wall Part IV - The Cow as Red as Milk

All good things must come to an end, which we guess means our time with Over the Garden Wall was a good thing because it’s come to an end. So gather up your sickles and roasted barley and let’s get pumpkin drunk on gourd wine.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Wirt cooks up a stinky mixtape • Jason Funderburker is the complete package • Soylent Green Seinfeld is back with new revelations • Potatus et Molassus • Lorna reveals her bone crypt

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Over the Garden Wall - Episode 9, "Into the Unknown"

• Over the Garden Wall - Episode 10, "Into the Unknown"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Over the Garden Wall Part III - The Outside Price

Our Over the Garden Wall watch is nearing the end of its run, but not before we bust out our finely tuned English 101 skills and really just go to town. These juxtaposition is a real symbolism (Wordsworth, William. Lyrical Ballads. Oxford UP, 1967).

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin blows his purgatory magic on a cold pickle • We were so close to getting through Cloud City without Star Wars references • There’s an episode here we kinda don’t like • Rory’s siren goes off • Nobody has a hundred nickels

Today's Episode Sponsors: The Janglin’ Man™, Spider-Brian™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Over the Garden Wall - Episode 6, "Lullaby in Frogland"

• Over the Garden Wall - Episode 7, "The Ringing of the Bell"

• Over the Garden Wall - Episode 8, "Babes in the Wood"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Over the Garden Wall Part II - If a Skee-Balls in the Forest

Garden walls? We’re still not over them! Our autumnal arc continues with a triad of acclaimed episodes about potato syrup, tavern singing, and doing horse crimes. Will Andy overcome his hatred of Skee-Ball and enjoy himself? Listen and find out!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
All the man wanted was to teach animals how to count and spell • Rory delivers a spirited defense of Tank People • Fred just wants to steal • No one really addresses how highwaymen are actually horrible criminals who forcefully rob you • Andy and Austin are each other’s Rococo/Georgian architecture friend

Today's Episode Sponsors: Uber, but with Grandmas™, Trumplestiltskin™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Over the Garden Wall - Episode 3, "Schooltown Follies"

• Over the Garden Wall - Episode 4, "Songs of the Dark Lantern"

• Over the Garden Wall - Episode 5, "Mad Love"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Over the Garden Wall Part I - Dawn of the Planet of the Anime Cat

When the pumpkins come out to play and the breeze is as crisp as the leaves, there’s only one thing we could think to watch: Over the Garden Wall. Join us throughout October as we wander into the Unknown, which is just what we call watching a really good show for once.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Don’t forget to water your whispers • All three of us earned an A in English 101, yet the professor thinks we’re a little pretentious so we get an A- • Rory tries to spoil the show for our listeners, so Andy the Editing Hero bleeps his mischief • There was an awful turkey • Nick Cannon, teen tastemaker and Wretched King of Slime, walks the earth until another is chosen

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Caramel Secret™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Over the Garden Wall - Episode 1, "The Old Grist Mill"

• Over the Garden Wall - Episode 2, "Hard Times at the Huskin’ Bee"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle!?)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

100th Epizode Zuper-Zpecial: The Bots Master (w/Kyle Levien)

We’ve officially been doing this for ONE HUNDRED EPISODES, and what better way to complete the ritual and welcome the End Times than choke down the worst(?) cartoon ever made, The Bots Master. Special guest and founding member Kyle “Was Born A Bird” Levien joins us once again to put a stake in its cold, evil heart. It’s Laser Time!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin thinks ‘Ninjzz’ was created to rhyme something with ‘hinges’ for the rap song • In a stunning display of hat stacking, there is a character that is your mom, a robot, and Napoleon Bonaparte • In this Bizarro Universe, a tiny shrieking child is the best part of the show • Jessica Fletcher’s Anime Mysteries really fires up the Small Boy

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• The Bots Master - Episode 1, “Adios, ZZ”

• The Bots Master - Episode 38, “Momzz”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Kyle Levien (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Bionic Six - Power Daddy Frog Wrestling (w/Spencer Davenport)

Spencer “Greased Frightening” Davenport becomes a foster brother in our podcast family for our latest dispatch from the bowels of the 1980s. Today’s dump-truck truck-dump is Bionic Six, which follows a family of robo-frankensteins battling angry snow, hot cheese, and more than one Jonathan.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Don’t name the Japanese boy “Karate” • Eastern Europe has too many real trolls • This is what it sounds like—when frogs cry • Your mom and dad are sexually active, and your sister is too • To break the witch’s curse, enter the frog’s mouth tongue-first

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Bionic Six - Episode 10, “Bionics On! The First Adventure”

• Bionic Six - Episode 43, “Once Upon a Crime”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Spencer Davenport (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)