The adult podcast about children's cartoons
A chronological tour through the best and most noteworthy Marvel Comics, from 1961 to today
In this episode: Space Catholics and their favorite bible verses, Exceedingly Sour Boys, and the Missionaria Protectiva
The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)
Of all the ledes that have been buried, none are more dope than Rory forgetting to tell us about laser shields #lasershields
The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)
Here in Chapter 3 of Frank Herbert’s Dune, a lot of interesting worldbuilding is swept under the rug in favor of Rory’s questionable seafood metaphors.
The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)
Our summer diversion continues! Today, Rory tries to teach us about glow globes, gravity suspenders, and a guy named Piter.
The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)
Rory Voie has read Dune. Austin and Andy have not. Here at the crossroads of education and infuriation, the journey to learn Dune (without doing any actual work) begins.
The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)
This week we go into our tragic backstories and reveal why SMT is America’s new sweetheart! During our King of the Hill shouting time, we’ll gather a motley crew of dirtbags and derelicts to do MMA battles with Podcast Thanos, Joe Rogan. That’s a 2019 takedown, baybee!
This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Soft Austin’s tissue-paper bones were tickled by a honeybee • Jun’ichiro does sound a lot like Junky Joe, to be fair to Cotton • We don’t really talk about it in the podcast but Bohemian Rhapsody was so bad • BEES again • What’s that thing you walk through in the mall, though
Today's Episode Sponsor: Sega Games Tony™
King of the Hill - S06E21/22, "Returning Japanese"
King of the Hill - S09E08, "Mutual of Omabwah"
The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Everybody belly up to the milk bar and order your giant steaming mugs of cow juice, cause we’re doing whatever the opposite of a dairy-free episode is! It’s Week Two of our King of the Hill party and we’re here to explore an intolerance far worse than lactose.
This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin has too much dairy and blimps up like the Willy Wonka blueberry girl • Everyone needs a “Bobby Break” every now and again • Hank shields Connie like a plague victim • Bill has a close call with the blue comb juice • There’s money in black ops military pinball
Today's Episode Sponsor: The Deep Unfortunate™
King of the Hill - S04E05, "Aisle 8A"
King of the Hill - S04E19, "Hank’s Bad Hair Day"
The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Picture this — it’s Wednesday afternoon and you’re sitting on the sofa watching Buzz Lightyear of Star Command and then hey what’s this? A show about people paying their bills? That’s right, it’s King of the Hill, leaving you extremely confused and slightly irritated. And in time, you fall in love.
This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory’s Electabuzz deck has the market cornered • Swallow Naruto gum and master the art of ninchewtsu • Learn the legend of Porky’s Butthole • Hank was a big fan of our Hangups episode • Bobby’s love of deli meat brings him to his knees
Today's Episode Sponsor: Celery Mountain™
King of the Hill - S01E06, "Hank’s Unmentionable Problem"
King of the Hill - S03E18, "Love Hurts…and So Does Art"
The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Fantasy becomes reality with Vytor: The Starfire Champion! Special guest Nathan “Banana Leaf Skort” Cox joins our summer garden party as we attempt to understand this short-lived 1989 cartoon about unsafe boomerangs, talking sky cars, and tree maintenance.
This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special guest Nathan “We Told Him This One Was Good” Cox has a hilarious pants adventure • There’s a monkey in the garden, and we’d better go catch it • F-3PPO brings in the Star Wars target demo • Why don’t these science women believe in my manly magicks?? • Explore a world where ancient prophecies are about as old as the series finale of Frasier • Do you guys remember in SSX Tricky where
Vytor: The Starfire Champion - Episode 1, “The Starfire Legacy”
Vytor: The Starfire Champion - Episode 3, “The Spirit Tree”
The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
For our final episode of Schooligans, we’re phoning it in today! Consider this the “putting on a video” of podcast episodes, because we’re too hungover to teach mutant geography or whatever. Just cheat off of Melvin for the final test. Remember Melvin?
This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Tom Green’s bum now performs a border-crossing car wash • Apocalypse doesn’t need Toad, actually • The one thing Rogue can’t absorb is a balanced breakfast • There’s a word for what you’re doing, Tyler • Andy studies math-u no jutsu with the Hokage
Today's Episode Sponsor: The Ocean’s Out Of Whales™
X-Men: Evolution - Season 3, Episode 12/13, "Dark Horizon"
Fillmore! - Season 2, Episode 17, "South of Friendship, North of Honor"
The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
We told mother we were too sick to go to school today but she sent us off with our packed lunches and red noses anyway. And guess what: we yartzed in first period and teacher sent us off to see the podcast nurse. Her diagnosis? Not-Enough-Cartoons Disease. We’re treating it with Fillmore!, X-Men: Evolution, and an array of stinky creams.
This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We break down the Ol’ Man Apple Situation • Syrup runs thicker than blood in Fillmore’s most Canadian adventure yet • Ingrid protests the treatment of the noble pine • Kitty’s baffling no-good enchiladas • The Queen of England hates spiders
Today's Episode Sponsor: Big Jonathan’s Sticky Business™
Fillmore! - Season 2, Episode 5, "Immune to All but Justice"
X-Men: Evolution - Season 3, Episode 9, "Under Lock & Key"
The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
The magic is still bubbling for our second day of Schooligans, and not even the Ceremonial Razzing can clot our hearts with malice. Even if you haven’t done the required reading, X-Men: Evolution and Fillmore! are a treat we have to share with the whole class.
This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We’re filled with unbridled animal energy, and we have no hang-ups about it • Dress up in leather and use your friend like a maypole • A Very Bad Assembly with harmless, semi-rigid foam balls • Rory really wants to get Deep Space Nine inches into Worf • Fred Durst jokes are as evergreen as an eggplant
Today's Episode Sponsors: Banana Thunder™ and Junior Thunder™
X-Men: Evolution - Season 2, Episode 10, "Walk on the Wild Side"
Fillmore! - Episode 8, "Ingrid Third, Public Enemy #1"
The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
The bell tolls for The Tuesday Boys, who have enrolled in two of the coolest cartoon schools. We’re watching Disney’s Fillmore! and X-Men: Evolution, where stressed-out warrior-children are the police and tests are apparently optional. Also, the school has a prison.
This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The school tuffs have sassy opinions about truancy • Austin’s hilarious new catchphrase for Fillmore is “It’s Great” • Cyclops canonically buys beer for underage X-Men • Toad is a stinky boy who can’t be in the bald man’s after-school club • Turn of your gosh dang death machines, Chuck
Today's Episode Sponsor: Home Improvement: Red & Blue™
Fillmore! - Episode 1, "To Mar A Stall"
X-Men: Evolution - Episode 1, "Strategy X"
The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Special guest Alison “Promised Us Pasta” Lührs joins us in the studio to examine the smoking wreckage of the 90s “propeller weapon” craze that resulted in Sky Dancers and Dragon Flyz. Do their heavily gendered cartoons reach the heights of the toys?
This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Batten down your manes, horse girls • Dip ‘n’ rip off to the rocketship city of Airlandis, where we all share one dad • Let the power of dance magic turn off your stupid science brain • Queen Skyla lists every character in the show in extreme detail • Problematic representation, ahoy!
Dragon Flyz - Episode 1, “Dragon Dawn”
Sky Dancers - Episode 1, “They Sky’s the Limit”
The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
All good hunks must someday say goodbye, and today marks the final flight for all of our soaring studs. Robotech, Ring Raiders, and Skysurfer Strike Force: we salute your magic airplanes and thick oaken necks. Semper fi.
This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
In an attempt to appeal to everybody, this podcast is now about down-home southern Game- of-Thrones stripper snakes • Plague 2.0 makes the baby sad • Wraith, Wraither, Wraithest • Rick tries out the Kiss Maneuver again • Men are from Mars, Women are from Finland
Today's Episode Sponsor: The Butter King™
Ring Raiders - Episode 5, "A Pilot’s Faith"
Robotech - Episode 12, "The Big Escape"
The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
It’s another wild morning for the Junkyard Gang to shock-jock your world with our positively crass antics and rude jests. It’s our penultimate ‘sode of Sky Hunks, and the end can’t come too soon - Ring Raiders broke our brains like a Rory’s Leg.
This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Lisa Hayes and the kiss that ooged out the star-giants • A 100-foot robot wears people clothes • Starflyer the Space Parrot gives Rory the willies • A show that’s never effectively used time travel decides to go to Kansas real quick
Today's Episode Sponsor: Why Did Randall Get So Sick™
Robotech - Episode 11, "First Contact"
Ring Raiders - Episode 4, "All The Right Stuff"
The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Have you been to Turtleneck Steve’s iWebsite? We have a little podcast house there, and it needs your love and attention. That’s the theme for our most shameless Sky Hunks episode yet! You have to go do it now! #hunkalert #blessed #fivestarz
This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Ring Raiders loses all its goodwill from last episode almost immediately • Plictor Plector doesn’t have anything cool going on • Vic inflates his powerful neckmeat bladders as an intimidation tactic • Oh hai Lisa • Captain Gloval works on his Ralph Kramden impression
Today's Episode Sponsor: Secondhand Wizard Curses™
Ring Raiders - Episode 3, "Scorch’s Revenge"
Robotech - Episode 10, "Blind Game"
The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Rory loves FOX’s smash hit Bones so dang much that he made his leg bones crunch like a crisp new Dorito. Our Sky Hunk journey continues, but look out for our amazing cameos in television’s Bones starring Emily Deschanel and your mom’s boyfriend, Wednesday nights at 8:30/7:30 Central.
This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The face of an angel, the voice of an uncle • Zentraedi spies discover the warfare potential of the spandex tankini • In the future, you get a shouting parrot and upwards of three good female presidents • All aboard the Doctorcopter • Rory spills the beans about his wet leg disaster • Minmay makes me poop
Today's Episode Sponsor: Edgar’s Potion™
Robotech - Episode 9, "Miss Macross"
Ring Raiders - Episode 2, "The Best Man for the Job is a Woman"
The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
It’s a beautiful day in the suburbs for us dads to sit down with a new show in our hunk toolbelt: 1989’s time-traveling airplane pornography, Ring Raiders! It’s not really a porno, but it *does* get really hot and bothered about how many missiles it has.
This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Meet the first all-married flying commander team • Cub Jones and his infamous “wah-hoos” join Hunter Steel and Presley Carnovan on our “Worst Main Characters” list • Andy confronts his childhood demons, in a very literal sense • Rick Hunter, pantsu goblin • Revenge of the Sourpuss
Today's Episode Sponsor: Drew Gets A Treat™
Ring Raiders - Episode 1, "Ring of Fire"
Robotech - Episode 6, "Blitzkrieg"
The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
We have to skip the formalities this week because THEY MADE A FREE WILLY CARTOON WITH A CYBORG IN IT. Yeah we also watched Captain Planet send President Bush to Venus but seriously FREE WILLY TALKS LIKE HE’S PEOPLE AND FIGHTS A CYBORG.
This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Annie “Niceberg Lettuce” Jansen leads us in a highly successful ASMR venture • Rory regales us with tales of when he was King of High School and a (sch)longshoreman • Wasps: America’s most ruthless lobbyists • Tim Curry completely phones it in again • Austin drops some grim Sonic the Hedgehog tidings that are way past upsetting
Free Willy - Season 2, Episode 7, “Turmoil”
Captain Planet - Season 3, Episode 1, “Greenhouse Planet”
The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Annie Jansen (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)