Sky Hunks Part IX - Kiss Commander & The Pervert King

It’s another wild morning for the Junkyard Gang to shock-jock your world with our positively crass antics and rude jests. It’s our penultimate ‘sode of Sky Hunks, and the end can’t come too soon - Ring Raiders broke our brains like a Rory’s Leg.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Lisa Hayes and the kiss that ooged out the star-giants • A 100-foot robot wears people clothes • Starflyer the Space Parrot gives Rory the willies • A show that’s never effectively used time travel decides to go to Kansas real quick

Today's Episode Sponsor: Why Did Randall Get So Sick™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Robotech - Episode 11, "First Contact"

• Ring Raiders - Episode 4, "All The Right Stuff"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part Ocho - Tim Apple’s House of Stars

Have you been to Turtleneck Steve’s iWebsite? We have a little podcast house there, and it needs your love and attention. That’s the theme for our most shameless Sky Hunks episode yet! You have to go do it now! #hunkalert #blessed #fivestarz

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Ring Raiders loses all its goodwill from last episode almost immediately • Plictor Plector doesn’t have anything cool going on • Vic inflates his powerful neckmeat bladders as an intimidation tactic • Oh hai Lisa • Captain Gloval works on his Ralph Kramden impression

Today's Episode Sponsor: Secondhand Wizard Curses™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Ring Raiders - Episode 3, "Scorch’s Revenge"

• Robotech - Episode 10, "Blind Game"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part VII - Rory Broke His Walking Bone

Rory loves FOX’s smash hit Bones so dang much that he made his leg bones crunch like a crisp new Dorito. Our Sky Hunk journey continues, but look out for our amazing cameos in television’s Bones starring Emily Deschanel and your mom’s boyfriend, Wednesday nights at 8:30/7:30 Central.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The face of an angel, the voice of an uncle • Zentraedi spies discover the warfare potential of the spandex tankini • In the future, you get a shouting parrot and upwards of three good female presidents • All aboard the Doctorcopter • Rory spills the beans about his wet leg disaster • Minmay makes me poop

Today's Episode Sponsor: Edgar’s Potion™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Robotech - Episode 9, "Miss Macross"

• Ring Raiders - Episode 2, "The Best Man for the Job is a Woman"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part VI - Dirty Flirty Wine Dads

It’s a beautiful day in the suburbs for us dads to sit down with a new show in our hunk toolbelt: 1989’s time-traveling airplane pornography, Ring Raiders! It’s not really a porno, but it *does* get really hot and bothered about how many missiles it has.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Meet the first all-married flying commander team • Cub Jones and his infamous “wah-hoos” join Hunter Steel and Presley Carnovan on our “Worst Main Characters” list • Andy confronts his childhood demons, in a very literal sense • Rick Hunter, pantsu goblin • Revenge of the Sourpuss

Today's Episode Sponsor: Drew Gets A Treat™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Ring Raiders - Episode 1, "Ring of Fire"

• Robotech - Episode 6, "Blitzkrieg"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Earth Day Special (w/Annie Jansen)

We have to skip the formalities this week because THEY MADE A FREE WILLY CARTOON WITH A CYBORG IN IT. Yeah we also watched Captain Planet send President Bush to Venus but seriously FREE WILLY TALKS LIKE HE’S PEOPLE AND FIGHTS A CYBORG.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Annie “Niceberg Lettuce” Jansen leads us in a highly successful ASMR venture • Rory regales us with tales of when he was King of High School and a (sch)longshoreman • Wasps: America’s most ruthless lobbyists • Tim Curry completely phones it in again • Austin drops some grim Sonic the Hedgehog tidings that are way past upsetting

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Free Willy - Season 2, Episode 7, “Turmoil”

• Captain Planet - Season 3, Episode 1, “Greenhouse Planet”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Annie Jansen (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part V - Willy Wonka, But For Meat

Well glingle-dee-dee! We’re full of childlike whimsy this week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays, the podcast that takes place inside Tim Burton’s Topsy-Turvy Chuckle Dumpster. Present your “golden” ticket to watch a city turn into a guy, and a worm emerge from a different worm.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
A classic Transformers question gets answered, with brutal results • Dogs are huckleberries, and Andy discovers a new ham • Burger King fluids make stupid worms • Soar Loser tees up his own joke and still whiffs it

Today's Episode Sponsor: Bully Me Elmo™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Robotech - Episode 5, "Transformation"

• Skysurfer Strike Force - Episode 19, "Attack of the Slitha Monsters, Part 2"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part IV - Tuna Stu and the Space Boys

It’s April, and you know what that means—it’s time to square up with America’s own Scrooge McDuck and pay your cartoon taxes. Except us, of course, because taxes are for poors, and we’re richer than the dandy peanut man on your bag of dirt candy.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We say the nasty thing, and no one slaps us on the hands • The Denver Worm Hole brings all the boys to the yard • Is it legal to marry a plane in Macross City? ...What if the plane has legs? • Rory falls in love with a spacefaring tuna fish • The telltale scent of a worm’s goo

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Dragons of Cranberry Sunday™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Skysurfer Strike Force - Episode 18, "Attack of the Slitha Monsters, Part 1"

• Robotech - Episode 4, "The Long Wait"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part III - I Got Them Chicken Bone Blues

There’s nothing in the rulebook that says dogs can’t drive trains, which is why we, three toon-watchin’ dogs, are back on the dog train rocketing across the plains, just three dogs on a train. But what’s this? It seems one of the dogs has spilled the snacks from our snack box all over the floor, including two hunks of chewy cartoony goodness, and he’s just eating them on the floor and we’re powerless to stop him.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Dog-Rory sits on a throne of bones • Replicon gets short-changed AGAIN just so he can’t do mouth pushups with Jack • Cybron finally gets his one-in-a-million chance to steal the president’s train • Robotech sends an island to space while age-shaming a thirty-something • Get in on these chicken bones, dog

Today's Episode Sponsor: Dog Recruiter™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Robotech - Episode 3, "Space Fold"

• Skysurfer Strike Force - Episode 5, "Titan of Terror"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part II - The Gauntlet of Whistles

The Price is Flight on the second round of our new Sky Hunks arc, giving us another delicious sip of Robotech’s roaring cruisers and Skysurfer’s soaring losers. Opposites in objective quality, yet true blood brethren in Resting Hunk Potential.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin steps down from his Drew Carey podium to cause game show chaos • Wear a fake face on your robot face on your real face to own the libs • Chronozoid OP pls nerf • We ‘Remington Steele’ Andy’s dignity away before he succumbs to bee venom • JK Rowling tweets us which hunks she wants to see nail each other

Today's Episode Sponsor: Dad’s Thick Corn Blasts™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Skysurfer Strike Force - Episode 2, "Death Paint"

• Robotech - Episode 2, "Countdown"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part I (Robotech/Skysurfer Strike Force)

We crept down to feed Andy his oreo cookies in the Anime Dungeon. However, Andy had escaped his birdcage, driven bananas by a Vitamin Hunk deficiency. We found him pecking at forbidden fruits from the old Hunk Tree and hooting about Macross or something. Can we entice him back with yet more oreo cookies?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We meet a surprise hunk with a surprise amount of eyes. And a doctorate. • A pilgrimage to the holy city of Mecha is just what the doctor ordered (that doctor is Dr. Five Eyes) • Rick Hunter and Roy Focker together STILL don’t even have as many eyes as Dr. Five Eyes • In a Computopia Minute, two eyes become five

Today's Episode Sponsor: Dad’s Chunky Crumbs™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Robotech - Episode 1, "Boobytrap"

• Skysurfer Strike Force - Episode 1, "City of Terror"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - King Arthur and the Knights of Justice

At long last, we find a fantasy show that could beat up the other fantasy shows. Meet Arthur King and his knights, a deeply problematic team of time-travelling football-barians. Thrill as these marble-hewn paladins confidently shove through the lowered expectations of a time long past: the 1990s!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
What’s so wrong about a wizard treating his much younger friends to a playful lech? • The boys all cheer their own name as they plow their way through a conga line of available women • Horses, Guns, porque no los dos? • How old were you when you learned that Lancelot f*cks? • Austin studied the blade, but it doesn’t make him sound cool.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• King Arthur and the Knights of Justice - Episode 1, "Opening Kick-off"

• King Arthur and the Knights of Justice - Episode 2, "A Knight’s Quest" OR “The Search for Guinevere”

The Boys: Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Mummy Stuff Part IV - Tomb Many Mummies

For the final ‘sode of our current arc, we shotgun FIVE BEERS (episodes) of Olde Mummy Lager (television) in search of the Yummiest Mummy. Will the Curse shrivel us into Grandpa Raisins?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Evy trashes multiple castles yet gets promoted constantly • Somehow we missed out saying the phrase “skelekinesis” • Lord Dracool makes a guest appearance in our mummy special • Race Bannon is a nonstop murder truck • A Stretch Armstrong mummy steals a hat and our hearts • Looks like it’s curtains for Jeff • Brendan ‘Frazer’, or Brendan ‘Frazhur’? Survey says: you don't care

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• The Mummy - Episode 1, "The Summoning"

• Monster Force - Episode 6, "He Walks Again"

• The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest - Episode 27, "The Mummies of Malenque"

• Men In Black: The Series - Episode 37, "The I Want My Mummy Syndrome"

• Spider-Woman - Episode 1, "Pyramids of Terror"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

RE-RELEASE: Beverly Hills Teens (w/Amalia Larson)

2019 RE-RELEASE EDITION. Rory’s out once again with the Boatman’s Lung and to celebrate, here’s a classic episode from the archives that goes a li’l something a-like a-this:

Special guest Amalia “Bohemian Garage Party” Larson helps us navigate the lawless world of 1987’s Beverly Hills Teens. You won’t even notice Rory’s out with a mild-to-moderate Boatman’s Lung!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Song or Not Song? • The Problematic Adventures of Chester McTech • Ol’ Dusties ensure the horse laugh is on us • Pizza contest logistics shatter our tender brains • Reagan Baybeeee

Today's Episode Sponsors: Shark Box™ and Frustrating Clocks™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 1, "Double Surfing Double Cross"

• Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 25, "Ghost Story"

• Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 39, "Hold the Anchovies"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)
Audio Production: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

How To Keep A Mummy (w/Alison Lührs) (Mummy Stuff Part III)

Since we’re doing Mummy Stuff, Rory thought it would be a good idea to watch a show called “How To Keep A Mummy.” As recurring best friend Alison “Has A Guest Host Punch Card” Lührs can attest, this was a bad move.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The era of the kawaii mummy is here to stay • Andy gets pulled out of the anime cage, Hannibal Lecter-style • Mountain Justice means never having to say you’re sorry, with lightning • When god gives you a box, he also gives you a smaller box, and in that box is just the stuff you were just doing

Today's Episode Sponsor: Pokémon Marriage & Divorce™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• How To Keep A Mummy - Episode 1, "White, Round, Tiny, Wimpy and Ready"

• How To Keep A Mummy - Episode 12, "Always Together"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Mummy Stuff Part II - Mighty Morphin’ Donkey Centaurs (w/Matt Grigsby)

Special guest Matt “Flapjack Scorpion” Grigsby drives us to the dentist’s office for a second helping of high-stakes mummy trouble. Prepare for gold-thirsty ghosts, big sourdough babies, and Rory’s upsetting projectile teeth.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Don’t click on a folder titled “Spaceship Ideas” • A talking cobra masters Evil Quickbooks • Dentists don’t *keep* your gold teeth, right? • Scarab wants to know where the hip kids hang dry • Armon is going to literally eat a cooked person

Today's Episode Sponsor: Potato Friendship™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Mummies Alive! - Episode 20, "Ghouls’ Gold"

• Mummies Alive! - Episode 23, "Kid Scarab"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Matt Grigsby (Portland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Mummy Stuff Part I - Canopic Like It's Hot

Watch out Draculas, ‘cause Mummies are back in town with tight makeovers and some seriously kissable lips. Our crypt-fresh new arc is ready to be unwrapped, starting with 1997’s Mummies Alive!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The Stephenie Meyer treatment is long overdue for swaddled tomb ghouls • Zombie Sanders has a message for all you 1% mummies • History, equality, and giant mechanical spiders • Master has given Andy an anime sock • Ja-Kal’s baby is as white as Egypt milk

Today's Episode Sponsor: Turning a Blind Eye to Peter’s Crimes™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Mummies Alive! - Episode 1, "Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra"

• Mummies Alive! - Episode 2, "Sleep Walk Like an Egyptian"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - Kim Possible

Call us, beep us, if you wanna reach us: Superspy Teenager Kim Possible explodes her way onto Saturday Morning Tuesdays for an examination of cheese architecture, shampoo promotion, and the Bourgeoisie.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Join us in our field of daisies where nothing is rude today • Disney gets good and razzed for being real hot on the rich and powerful • Ron Stoppable takes a hard left turn at Jerry Lewis Blvd • We’re pretty sure Rory has Bryan Cranston posters above his bed • Hip-hop welcomes two new sellouts

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Kim Possible - Season 1 Episode 6, "Bueno Nacho"

• Kim Possible - Season 3 Episode 11, "Rappin’ Drakken"

The Boys: Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Fish Police Part III - You Can Get A Juice, Baby (w/Amalia Larson)

Listen up, guppies: We’re back underwater again for the tail end of our regrettable Fish Police run with the far-less-regrettable Amalia “Norway Or The Fjordway“ Larson. Shout-outs to @MeganMullally and her big break on CBS prime time!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It’s an all-singing, all-dancing, all-’malia cabaret episode • We talk way too much about mouse balls, and not the kind for computers • Who among us hasn’t given a charity blowj or two • Let’s Learn Norwegian! • We discover the most cutting coffee putdowns you can shake twelve sugars at

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Fish Police - Episode 5, "The Two Gils"

• Fish Police - Episode 6, "No Way to Treat a Fillet-dy"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Fish Police Part II - Spawning Season (w/Nathan Cox)

On the latest episode of Gills Gone Wild, AKA primetime CBS stinker Fish Police, Nathan “I Thought I Was Going To Pick The Shows This Time” Cox finds us sinking down the Horny Abyss and tries to pull us back to shore. Appropriately, it gets pretty blue. Let’s Dive Right In.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Get ready for the BMX mud wrestling of fish cartoons • They finally figured out how to put tits on an octopus • It’s Hanna-Barbera, but everyone has boners • Austin sips of a yellow gatorade and makes us listen, and we’re sorry about everything that happened after that

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Fish Police - Episode 3, "Beauty’s Only Fin Deep"

• Fish Police - Episode 4, "The Codfather"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Fish Police Part I - My Salty Secret (w/Dominique Thomas)

Dom “Old Grandpa Gregor” Thomas kisses a crusty penny and heaves it deep into the sea, thus summoning a hilarious new Sex Comedy to finally one-up those very rude Simpsons: Fish Police. Can Megan Mullally, John Ritter, and 30 other celebrities make this remotely palatable?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin tries to claim that celebrities being in things started with Fish Police • Rory doesn't trust Andy to say the good words "Clams Casino" • Michael Uslan threatens to "kill Batman" if they don't use his fish puns • News at 11: mediocre shitty man gets everything he wants

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Fish Police - Episode 1, "The Shell Game"

• Fish Police - Episode 2, "A Fish Out of Water"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Dominique Thomas (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)