Episode 19 - Doob Up for my Fourthmeal

Put a cork in that bong and spleef yourself a huff of this nasty pod gas, since this episode gets REAL irritating with weed references. LEGALIZE IT #LegalizeIt

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin “Joint King” Bridges tells us about Pizza Chips  •  [Content Warning: horrifying possessed dolls]  •  The boys get tickled by Picklemon  •  A rude time-teen blasts his ‘tude all over the galaxy  •  Mon*Star wakes up on the wrong side of the Bed*Star

Today's Episode Sponsors: Riddle School™ and 1-800-Backyard-Meat™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 15 - "Dangerous Dollies"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 18 - "The Piximon Cometh"
  Available on Hulu

• Silverhawks - Episode 5 - "Stop Timestopper"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 18 - Spaghetti & Meatballs Beauty Pageant

Dip your spoon into a bowl of our cartoon guttersoup, of which we have much to serve to your puckered kiss-pouch. Also, we have a new episode out. The soup is separate. But it’s good.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Yes, the Soup Theme carries through the episode  •  A bearded lightbulb man loses a whole sun  •  Kokatorimon Captures All The Boys  •  Andy’s Anime Demerits: 10 and counting  •  Austin forgets that he ripped off The Good Place  •  Serena’s true love calls her a dog-faced old trashcan.

Today's Episode Sponsors: “How’s That Cereal?”™ and “What Happened to My Mango?”™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Silverhawks - Episode 4 - "Save the Sun"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 14 - "Shutter Bugged"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 17 - "The Crest of Sincerity"
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 17 - The Heart of a Goober

Hey, Listener. We’ve been talking, and we’re ready to take the next step in our relationship. We think it’s finally time to have a serious discussion about skate tricks and missile sharks.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy pops a 360 Brandy Nosebone  •  Tai commits foodcrime on his sad dinosaur  •  Mon*Star is a real Pushy Patricia about his cool new nickname  •  Silverhawks worldbuilding is Kiss Kiss Delicious  •  Serena gets sidetracked by ham and double husbands

Today's Episode Sponsors: Fargo Babies™ and Pasta Tops™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 16 - "The Arrival of Skullgreymon"
  Available on Hulu

• Silverhawks - Episode 3 - "The Planet Eater"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 13 - "Wedding Day Blues"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 16 - Put An Egg

After last week’s birthday episode we’re back to our normal jazz - come take a sip of our delicious milkshake as we contract the Lunar Goofies and find out how many rhinos it takes to pull a disco train.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy’s voice attracts spooky phantoms  •  What Rashōmon will Rory think of next  •  Austin’s Prissy Points: 5 and counting  •  Melvin makes Serena his prunewife  •  Windhammer gets ladled up like soup  •  Etemon, the Train-Drivin’ Monkey Elvis we need, but not the Train-Drivin’ Monkey Elvis we deserve

Today's Episode Sponsors: Grandma’s Hot Lil’ Griddle™ and Bonesy Boy: The Skeleton Baby for Boneless Boys™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 12 - "An Unnatural Phenomena"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 15 - "The Dark Network of Etemon"
  Available on Hulu

• Silverhawks - Episode 2 - “Journey to Limbo”
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Rory’s Downstairs Birthday Situation

Today is our lovely Rory Voie’s birthday! His hunk-stars have aligned, and he has gained yet another ring around his trunk. Come listen to Austin and Andy shower him with deeply disappointing cartoon gifts: James Bond Jr. and Potato Head Kids.

This week on Saturday Ror-ning Tuesdays:
Jaws eats a goddamn car  •  Jimmy Bonjunior plucks from the rare English Pepper Tree  •  Austin’s lack of sleep makes him an easy target for mean-spirited pranks  •  Potato Head Kids shows us how truly low we can go  •  Everyone high-fives a dolphin

Today's Episode Sponsors: Jump Plates™ x2

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• James Bond Jr. - Episode 1 - “The Beginning”
  Available on YouTube

• Potato Head Kids - Episode 2 - "The Case of the Fouled Up Pharaoh"
  Available on YouTube

• Potato Head Kids - Episode 22 - "Surfin' Potatoes"
  Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 15 - The Menace of Squid*Car

After a week-long slumber, we emerge from our chrysalis to reveal a shiny new second-season form, bristling with new energy, new monstrous spider legs, and even a new show! We’ve added the 80s masterpiece Silverhawks to our weekly lineup, so come on in and find out how much we love squid cars.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin’s cumbersome crab hands get the best of him  •  Rory fumbles over a pretty easy clam joke  •  The Planet of the Mimes is not something we made up  •  We all have a good laugh at a horrible slug man  •  We’re counting down the days until Matt is literally just a harmonica-playing Jesus  •  Rich tennis hunks hurdle right into our hearts

Today's Episode Sponsors: Weasel Cheese™ and Mummy Vitamins™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Silverhawks - Episode 1 - “The Origin Story”
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 11 - "Match Point for Sailor Moon"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 14 - "Departure For a New Continent"
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Ghost Week Part Two: The Season 1 Clipisode

Brace yourselves for our most accessible and commitment-free content yet!

In part two of our Ghost Week, we indulge in a time-honored television staple: The Clipisode! We’ve curated a chunk of clips from our past that make us secrete giggle-juice from our grim excreters. If you were on the fence before, one whiff of this boywater will make you want to chomp our flavor for sure. (click here for part one)

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Osiris weighs our joke-hearts and is pleased  •  Austin keeps his well thoroughly dipped  •  Rory spills the tea on science fiction authors  •  Andy watches anime and we still don’t like it  •  Ronald isn’t ready for *this* jelly

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Ghost Week Part One: The Season 1 Recap-tacular

Brace yourselves for our most accessible and commitment-free content yet!

In part one of our Ghost Week, us devilish hunklings sit in our La-Z-Boys and reminisce about the good old days in a Season One Retrospective. (click here for part two)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 14 - Andy Didn't Watch the Episodes (w/Bill Woodland)

In a real Planes, Trains, and Automobiles situation, Bill Woodland finds himself an unwitting podcast guest! He joins a delinquent Andy, a disease-riddled Austin, and perfect boy Rory for a Sweeps Week spectacular.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Bill “Irish Surprise” Woodland scampers out from his pot of gold  •  Austin dribbles his gooey drainage all over the studio floor  •  Devimon gets a Bowflex  •  Angemon raises many pertinent nipple questions  •  Serena gets dreamy with star hunks  •  Jadeite creates an airplane-based Prometheus situation

Today's Episode Sponsor: No More Bumps™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 13 - "The Legend of the Digi-Destined"
  Available on Hulu

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 10 - "Fight to the Finish"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Bill Woodland (Ireland) (Usually)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 13 - Sexy Demon Gaslighting: A Sailor Moon Power Hour (w/Alison Luhrs)

Hey kids, we’re back in the pod-hole with our dear friend Sailor Alison. This episode we catch up on Sailor Moon while ignoring our digi-duties for a week. If you were curious whether Patamon was going to get straight murdered today or not, you’ll have to tune in next week to find out!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory makes a heinous auditory blunder  •  if(boyfriend) { do(naps); }  •  Andy’s Anime Demerits: 8 and counting  •  Raye and Serena battle to be top goggle-girl  •  We’re still wondering where the 50 theme park kidnap victims went  •  Sexy Cap’n Jed is undone by sporty photography

Today's Episode Sponsor: Secret Movies, Secret Movies About Dogs™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 8 - "Nightmare in Dreamland"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 9 - "Cruise Blues"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Santa-day Morning Tuesdays: A Deluxe Christmas Special

Stoke your chestnut fire, unpack those jollies, and tune up the family carols: it’s the holiday season! See what fresh Christmas hell we’ve got cooked up for today.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The boys dust off their ol’ goose  •  Austin commands his Amazon Echo (not a sponsor)  •  Mario invents organized religion  •  Skeletor learns the true meaning of Christmas  •  Hey Arnold! returns and bludgeons us with a devastating emotional cudgel

Today's Episode Sponsors: Christmas Hammers™ and Reindeer James™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Captain N & The New Super Mario World - The Night Before Cave Christmas

• He-Man and She-Ra - A Christmas Special

• Hey Arnold! - Arnold's Christmas

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 12 - Spooky Ghost Kidnap Bus

The boys are back in town and they’re watching two shows that you’re contractually obligated to also watch. Because of that terms-of-service you clicked “agree” on without reading. You also have to like, comment, subscribe, and tell our moms they look good today.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The boys miss an obvious ‘quarterback’ joke and now they regret it  •  Andy’s Anime Demerits: 4 and counting  •  Digimon eggs are basically bop-its  •  Jadeite gets lazy about codenames  •  Legendary Sailor Mars taps to produce two 1/1 crow tokens

Today's Episode Sponsors: Rory’s Time™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 12 - "DigiBaby Boom"
  Available on Hulu

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 7 - "An Uncharmed Life"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 11 - Amy’s Weird Knees

The boys are down to TWO SHOWS as Dinosaucers goes the way of the...you know. Join us while we spend the extra time imagining who would make the cutest couples and going whole ham on clock sales.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Jadeite files his W-2  •  Living. Digital. Ghosts. Checkmate Atheists  •  Sora goes fishing for boys  •  Andy goos it  •  Austin experiments with his Talkhole

Today's Episode Sponsor: Finger Whiskers™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 6 - "Time Bomb"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 11 - "The Dancing Digimon"
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 10 - Romanian Dub Secrets (w/Teo "Hot Tub" Popescu)

Teodora “Our Friend” Popescu joins us at the SatAM world headquarters for Deep Chats about Sailors Moon & Mercury, perverted digi-trolls, and those frustrating space reptiles we hate. But we’re not getting covered in poop about it.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Teo Popescu tells us the wild saucy truth about Romanian Anime (anything goes)  •  Boys named Andrew are gross and they smell  •  More Digimon are picking up what Mimi is putting down  •  Sailor Moon The Show apologizes for Sailor Moon The Character  •  Teens get riled up for accurate Dinosaucer cosplay

Today's Episode Sponsors: Box Full of Whistles™, Randy & Andy’s Junkyard Brunch™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 5 - “Computer School Blues”
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 10 - “A Clue from the Digi-Past”
  Available on Hulu

• Dinosaucers - Episode 10 - “Rockin' Reptiles”
  Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Teo Popescu (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

The opinions expressed in this podcast about boys named Andrew largely do not represent the views of boys named Andrew

Special - Kidd Video (w/ Nathan “Zoobooks” Cox)

The ceiling is high for failure as we subject mild-mannered DJ Natey “The Human Submarine” Cox to a whole bunch of shitty band kids in space or whatever

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Nathan “A Haunted Cave of Doritos” Cox has a real thing for cartoon suction cups  •  Whiz pits his Cream Cannon against Zorac, the Hairdryer Monster  •  Guns that turn cats into trash cans •  We gently kiss open the door to an adult man’s toy room  •  Live-action Lionel Richie both does and does not make a cameo  •  Swamp crones teach us the wrong lesson about hot (or not) bods

Today's Episode Sponsors: [none featured] [Kidd Video is advertising poison]

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Kidd Video
  Available on YouTube
  • Season 1, Episode 6 - “Cienega”
  • Season 2, Episode 6 - “Starmaker”
  • Season 2, Episode 7 - “Narra Takes a Powder”
• Also:
  • Roger Dean painted some crazy nightmarescapes

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 9 - Heavy is the Head that Wears the Goggles

It’s the Saturday Morning Tuesdays must-see event of the season! Fate pits boy against boy in a passionate tussle for for digi-dominance. Also, we watched three cartoons.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Gabumon’s Skin Secrets™  •  Kyle refuses his editorial duties  •  Austin Cowboys Up Some Spaghetti  •  Andy’s mom watched an episode of Dinosaucers, fulfilling the prophecy  •  The boys continue to police Rory’s florid language  •  Teryx really shits the bed with an overhead projector

Today's Episode Sponsors: Nana’s Referendum™, Ken Griffey Jr.’s Wedding Gum™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 9 - “Subzero Ice Punch”
  Available on Hulu

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 4 - “So You Want to be a Superstar”
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Dinosaucers - Episode 9 - “That Shrinking Feeling”
  Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 8 - The Delicious Odor of Food

The boys are up to their old tricks, wolfing down cartoons in their proverbial parents’ basements, their fingers and lips chapped in the cheeto dust of regret.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The tricera-cops show up  •  Bonehead packs a bindle  •  Rory has one thing on his mind  •  Andy wins a Commercial Grammy  •  The boys get Hunk Drunk  •  Austin ferrets jokes away in his heart for the afterlife

Today's Episode Sponsors: Sand Pants™, Christmas Neighbors™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Dinosaucers - Episode 24 - “Mommy Dino Dearest”
  Available on YouTube

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 3 - “Slim City”
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock probs)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 8 - “Evil Shows His Face”
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Vape Teen Hallowe'en

Rattle your bones and tickle your gremlins! It’s all spooks and goobums today as we have a ‘ghoul’ of a ‘skeleton’ time talking about the shows that scared us as kids.

Austin finally gets his monkey’s paw wish of watching Goober and the Ghost Chasers  •  Ringo Starr earns a paycheck  •  tfw your hometown is infested with spectral bluesmen  •  Rory draws a line in the sa’and about apostrophes  •  The 'RETURN THE SLAB’  Slabwich from KFC  •  Kyle lets us eat a chicken heart live on air  •  Robin teaches his Batdad how to use the new Oculus Rift

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Shining Time Station - Episode 3 - “The Sad Story of Henry”

• Batman: The Animated Series - Episode 45 - “What is Reality?”

• Hey Arnold! - Episode 8b - “Haunted Train”

• Goober and the Ghost Chasers - Episode 1 - “Assignment: The Ahab Apparition”

• Courage the Cowardly Dog - Episode 7a - “King Ramses’ Curse”

• Loony Tunes - “Invasion of the Bunny Snatchers”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 7 - Harnessing Beef Energy (w/ Alison Lührs)

Live from Infinity Mountain, it’s Saturday Morning Tuesdaaaaays! Featuring: Horse Robocop  •  Mr. Spaghetti  •  No Bonehead  •  A Shapeshifting Newslady  •  Prison for Melvins  •  And Musical Guest: Alison Lührs!

Today's Episode Sponsors: Bone Scoops™, Cabinet Juice™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Dinosaucers - Episode 7 - “Burgers Up!”
  Available on YouTube

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 7 - “Ikkakumon's Harpoon Torpedo”
  Available on Hulu

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 2 - “Talk Radio”
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock probs)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 6 - A Moon Star is Born

Today at long last we have CAST OFF OUR SONIC SHACKLES and begun watching a new show: The champion of justice herself, the one named Sailor Moon.

Bonehead takes a ride in a BabyBjorn  •  Horned-up Digimon fling poops at a tween  •  Lazy Superman gets kisses  •  Austin creates a moms-only vampire-hunting squad  •  A moon-eyed snooze princess commits murder in a jewelry store

Today's Episode Sponsors: Street Slurpies™, Clam Powder™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 1 - “A Moon Star is Born”
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock probs)

• Dinosaucers - Episode 6 - “A Real Super Hero”
  Available on YouTube

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 6 - “Togemon in Toy Town”
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)