Magical Girls Part X - Sexual Fever Dreams from the Future

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We’re capping off our Magical Girl arc with a time-tested classic, the Sailor Moon Power Hour! It’s been a long road, but in the end we’ve learned a lot about the power of friendship and how much we’ve been missing Melvin the Prune Boy.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The battle for Austin’s anime heart rages on • Serena’s “Cousin Trini” gambit falls flat, as expected • Tremble before the wicked... Grimman? Grimace? • Stick around for everyone’s favorite, the end-of-arc magical girl superlatives

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Novelty Bathtubs™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 27 (67), “Rubeus Strikes Out”

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 28 (68), “The Secret of the Luna Sphere”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part IX - High-Femme Trickery (w/Alison Lührs)

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A high seas whoopsie keeps Rory’s spirit from entering our realm, so welcome the immediate return of Guest Host Alison “The Mario Kart From Nintendo’s Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch” Lührs for the final bow of Revolutionary Girl Utena.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Alison can finally unload decades of Rini feelings • Would you betray your mother’s pancakes for your friend’s cookies? • The must-see debut of Father Puppets • Utena’s true transformation is somehow wearing a high-collar uniform underneath a low-cut strapless gown • Anthy gets Carrie’d by a champagne boy

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 26 (66), “Rubeus Evens the Score”

  • Revolutionary Girl Utena Episode 3, “On the Night of the Ball”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges
Guest Host: Alison Lührs
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison
Missing in Action: Rory Voie

Magical Girls Part VIII - Do It For The Chu Chu

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Halt right there! In order to cross our bridge, us trolls need you to listen to Part Eight of our Magical Girl arc, because it’s very cool and important. Especially the scandalous princess gas that was TOO HOT FOR CANADIAN TV.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We all started growing [REDACTED] on our [REDACTED]s • Chu Chu brings the fatherly Pikachu energy the suits have been asking for • Prog-rock time loop staircase • The death ray strobe wand hits a little close to home for a 90s anime • Chad’s last hope of catching Raye’s eye is a medically inadvisable amount of “protein bars”

Today’s Episode Sponsor: CryptoClothing™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Revolutionary Girl Utena Episode 2, “For Whom the Rose Smiles”

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 25 (65), “Sibling Rivalry”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part VII - On Her Majesty’s Basketball Harem (w/Alison Lührs)

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A new show joins our magical pantheon: Revolutionary Girl Utena! We summoned forth Alison “Backpack Snake“ Lührs from her crystal moon palace with the promise of sapphic 90’s anime, and for once we didn’t disappoint.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin violates the Magical Geneva Convention • The only show where the stairs are a magical girl • Utena scrapes by a wardrobe violation using the Air Bud Defense • Amy’s “chess friends” don’t count as real friends • Take a number if you want to partake of her highness’s royal towel sweat

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Green Bean Cabin™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 24 (64), “Checkmate”

  • Revolutionary Girl Utena Episode 1, “The Rose Bride”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Patreon Poll Special - Ronin Warriors (w/Kyle Danger Henick)

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Greetings, Warlords! We’re headed back to our Toonami days with the patron-voted magical boy battle anime, Ronin Warriors. Kyle “Pond Party” Henick joins the samurai squadron for a powerpoint on scythes attached to chains. He knows the word and everything.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We’ve got a real Jet Li Highlander situation with this team • We have to talk about The Circle • First you get the tiger, then you get the armor, then you get the women • Ryo cuts a building in half, hotdog style • Ully’s never getting his parents back.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Ronin Warriors Episode 1, “Shadowland”

  • Ronin Warriors Episode 2, “Glory for Anubis”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Kyle Danger Henick
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part VI - Sacrificial Chad

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Look out, fellow magical girls! There’s danger abound this week as Madoka Magica finally reveals its fell secrets, and Serena has the gall to read someone else’s manga for like three hours. Trust no one!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
These girls are definitely gonna blow their wish • Also Mami is definitely gonna get wishcake and have so many friends • Serena and Raye prove themselves as perfect suckers for an MLM • Catzi gets to the temple with six excruciating hours to spare

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Try Coming To Hell For A While™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 23 (63), “Enemies No More”

  • Puella Magi Madoka Magica Episode 3, “I’m Not Afraid of Anything Anymore”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part V - The Bridge Where I Go To Cry

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Our magical odyssey reaches its robust middle, which we all know contains the umami-rich flavor crystals we need to survive. And if you tune in for hunks, you’re in luck: we’ve got both the ‘motorcycle dandy’ and ‘muscular wasteland king’ varietals.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory’s TikTok algorithm might have diagnosed him with some sort of donkey-related mania • Have some generous licks of our frosty Puella • If you’re gonna get permanently traumatized, you may as well look your best • Some breakups require a fridge-emptying megabinge • Luna actually does something a parent should do

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Simon Has Lost His Nintendo Privileges™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Puella Magi Madoka Magica Episode 2, “That Would Be Truly Wonderful”

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 22 (62), “Prediction of Doom”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part IV - Madoka Tragica (w/Shane Smith)

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Like any self-respecting magical girl, we are transforming our arc into a hot new show to wear with Sailor Moon, the genre-bending Madoka Magica. With special guest Shane “Was over in Studio B” Smith, we uncover the Stan Bush hit single you CANNOT miss.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Don’t borrow sticky toys from Austin • We receive lessons from father in the garden • It doesn’t say anywhere in the rules Stan Bush can’t steal his own work • Two new incredible segments: Group Nightmare Therapy, and Rory’s “Egg Talk”

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 21 (61), “Naughty ‘N’ Nice”

  • Puella Magi Madoka Magica Episode 1, “I First Met Her in a Dream… Or Something.”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Shane Smith
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls SPECIAL - Magical Angel Creamy Mami (w/Nathan Cox)

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Look, we feel like we should explain this one, but we literally didn’t have a choice. It’s called Creamy. Mami. Veteran SMT guest Nathan “Ask Me About My Onewheel” Cox is our brave companion for a magical girl history lesson he was “instantly in” for.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
People don’t realize Leo also played the bear’s wife, Mrs. Revenant • Come aboard Noah’s lesser-known bacchanalian sex-positive party Ark • Sometimes you change your wand grip technique and things improve dramatically • Apparently the English title could have been worse???? • Did you know “Cream cream cream cream cream” is a legitimate English sentence

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Unlickable Man™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Magical Angel Creamy Mami Episode 1, “The Ship of Feather”

  • Magical Angel Creamy Mami Episode 24, “Bear Bear Audition”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part III - Droid Thunderclap

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Our motor’s back up and running full time, babies! It’s our final episode of Star, but we’re nowhere close to the Magical Girl finish line. Because our motor is in a car race. And if Andy was writing this he’d undoubtedly try to sneak in a Sonic reference.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The Lords of Time have declared war on soft clocks • Never follow a predator to a secondary location • Don’t bone-shame a nasty freak • The Sailor Scouts get frisky in zero-g • Barney’s dinosaur lawyers are hot on our trail

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The World’s Most Dangerous Salad™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 18 (58), “Trouble Comes Thundering Down”

  • Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 8a, “Blood Moon Ball”

  • Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 9a, “Freeze Day”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part II - A Trickster’s Disposition

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The boys are back in town like that song, and we’re picking up the Magical Girl arc right where we left it—in fact, we recorded this episode before our break, but it’s packed with all the magical fortifying nutrients a sprouting teen requires.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin’s been through all of this before, and he wants you to know it • Star keeps a strong breeding stock in her boyhives • Pepsi’s next project? Crystal Tokyo • A makeup android has to draw on her own busted-ass face • SERENA AND DARIEN BREAK UP????????

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 6a, “Mewberty”

  • Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 7b, “Sleep Spells”

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 15 (55), “The Cosmetic Caper”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - Sport Billy / Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling

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We’re mere leaves swept in the current now, so please hang tight a week longer and enjoy another re-release from your favorite boys. And since it’s still March, we thought we’d bring back last year’s March Madness winner, Hulk Hogan(‘s nasty horse).

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Suit up for Round Two of our March Madness arc! We wistfully recall those classic sports plotlines you all know and love, like saving King Arthur from a soccer-hating witch, or having a horse show up at your apartment.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Sport Billy would rather elevate a dog to knighthood than acknowledge a woman • Don’t bother getting excited about a juicy Sir Gawain cameo • Hulksters and horses don’t mix • Junkyard Fries are a treat to be savored • Andre the Giant is serious about oral hygiene

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Captain Sully Simulator™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sport Billy Episode 1, “Joust in Time”

  • Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Episode 2, “The Four-Legged Pickpocket”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - PokéClones Part IV - Behind Blue Eyes, White Dragon

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Thanks for hanging tough through our downtime! This week, we’re revisiting last year’s journey through the charmander puppy mill, specifically the disc-thirsty Monster Rancher and the master-dueling Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Only two shows stand between us and our goal of becoming PokéClone masters: Monster Rancher and Yu-Gi-Oh! With the help of Kyle “The Cliff Racer from Morrowind” Henick, we unlock our disks and trust the heart of the cards, even if it eventually destroys us. Let’s d-d-d-d-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Young Genki learns to raid his parents’ CD library for Huey Lewis unlockables • The PokeRap doesn’t belong in the middle of a show • It’s anyone’s guess why the Teen CEO needs to be in school • Grandpa has a hard time with the 4DX theater experience • Yugi Moto lives in an opulent future where people are paid to design intricate holograms for teen showdowns

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Cranberries Up!™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Monster Rancher Episode 1, “In The Beginning”

  • Yu-Gi-Oh! Episode 1, “The Heart of the Cards”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Kyle Danger Henick
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - How To Keep A Mummy (w/Alison Lührs)

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Whenever we dip a bucket into the curséd well of anime, we want it to be something special. For this Hiatus Re-Release, we learned all about How To Keep A Mummy and the terrifying power of Mountain Justice.

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Since we’re doing Mummy Stuff, Rory thought it would be a good idea to watch a show called “How To Keep A Mummy.” As recurring best friend Alison “Has A Guest Host Punch Card” Lührs can attest, this was a bad move.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The era of the kawaii mummy is here to stay • Andy gets pulled out of the anime cage, Hannibal Lecter-style • Mountain Justice means never having to say you’re sorry, with lightning • When god gives you a box, he also gives you a smaller box, and in that box is just the stuff you were just doing

Today's Episode Sponsor: Pokemon Marriage & Divorce™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • How To Keep A Mummy - Episode 1, "White, Round, Tiny, Wimpy, And Ready"

  • How To Keep A Mummy - Episode 12, "Always Together"

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - King of the Hill Part II - A Long Way From Automotive

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Our mini hiatus drags on, but we’re pulling another treasure of yesteryear from the garage memorabilia box, like one of those pressed leaves you keep in a book: King of the Hill! Specifically, our look at one of the show’s best episodes ever, Aisle 8A.

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Everybody belly up to the milk bar and order your giant steaming mugs of cow juice, cause we’re doing whatever the opposite of a dairy-free episode is! It’s Week Two of our King of the Hill party and we’re here to explore an intolerance far worse than lactose.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin has too much dairy and blimps up like the Willy Wonka blueberry girl • Everyone needs a “Bobby Break” every now and again • Hank shields Connie like a plague victim • Bill has a close call with the blue comb juice • There’s money in black ops military pinball

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Deep Unfortunate™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • King of the Hill - S04E05, "Aisle 8A"

  • King of the Hill - S04E19, "Hank’s Bad Hair Day"

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light

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When something comes up and we can’t record, it’s comforting to rely on our dense back catalog of solid bangers. So the next few weeks will be a curated gallery of our favorite mistakes, starting with Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light. Enjoy!

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Sometimes a show comes along that unites us in our desire to utterly and completely destroy it, and this time it’s 1987’s Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light. Join Merklynn the Centrist Wizard as he foists powers upon the ruling class in return for vague favors. Chaos, naturally, ensues.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Dirty nuts, clean nuts, you know I’ve had my share • No sooner is Merklynn done with his 20 minute explanation of the show than the Spectral Knights immediately disappoint us with their poor judgement • The eternal tale of a man and his trapdoor into our hearts • The power discrepancy between heroes and villains demands a balance patch

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Dad’s Old Big Box of Cables™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Visionaries Episode 1, “The Age of Magic Begins”

  • Visionaries Episode 2, “The Dark Hand of Treachery”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part I - Hooked on Chthonics (w/Dominique Thomas)

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We’re no strangers to Sailor Moon, but it’s time we explored the genre it popularized. Dom “Frankenstein’s Mon*Star” Thomas joins us for a wine-and-cheese pairing of Sailor Moon and modern classic Star vs. The Forces of Evil to kick off a brand-new arc!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Dom brings his trademark blend of expertise and deep grievance • Serena’s psychosexual fantasies involve food, as expected • The TV is supposed to be Dad for 30 minutes, dammit • Dom puts the citizens of Mewni on notice • The tentacle can be boyfriend, says Disney

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Pepper Stories™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 14 (54), “Serena Times Two”

  • Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 1a, “Star Comes to Earth”

  • Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 3a, “Monster Arm”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Dominique Thomas
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

2021: A Sealabor of Love

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Some might say everything has led up to this moment, in this very year of our lord, Sealab 2021 AD. We’re taking our first dip into the Adult Swim, and the water’s just right. Should we dive right in, or should we… *bizarro* dive right in?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Have you ever wondered what would happen if television revolted against its creator? • If you listen to this episode, you are now addicted to scorpion venom • 100% of MC Chrises disliked this • Captain Murphy gets inches from the orange man’s presidential playbook • Bizarro Stormy meets his match

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Keith’s in the Dumpster Again™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sealab 2021 S1E6, “Lost In Time”

  • Sealab 2021 S1E9, “All That Jazz”

  • Sealab 2021 S2E4, “Der Dieb”

  • Sealab 2021 S2E7, “Bizarro”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Patreon Poll Special - Captain Simian & The Space Monkeys (w/Corey Lynn Atencio)

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Our Patreon voters strike back, forcing our hand to watch 1996’s Captain Simian & The Space Monkeys. With the brave assistance of Corey Lynn “River Mayor” Atencio (@BonfireBabble), we set a course for The Galaxy of Uncomfortably Hot Primates. Engage!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
4 out of 4 podcast hosts walked away from this episode with new sexual baggage • You’re about to learn a LOT about Orbitron • From the creator of all Barbie movies • We chatted about this show two weeks later and realized it was basically all a dream • a really hot dream about Nathan Simian

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Become a Seagull™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Captain Simian Episode 1, “Yes We Have No Bananas”

  • Captain Simian Episode 2, “Yes We Still Have No Bananas”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Corey Lynn Atencio
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Gravity Falls Part II - My Son, Joshua Patreon

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We’re Patreon-ing back to the Mystery Shack to wrap up our primer on Gravity Falls. If you missed us last week, you’re probably not giving us any money right now, which is super embarrassing for us both.

Useful Links:
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays
Discord: https://discord.gg/umq7Rms
Twitter: https://twitter.com/satamtuesdays
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/satamtuesdays/

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Yes, we talk about Patreon again this week • no, it has nothing to do with our poorly received time travel novel • Anything’s legal when there’s no cops around • Tyrone is the Clone your Clone could smell like • You shut your time mouth

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Street Sprinkles™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Gravity Falls Episode 7, “Double Dipper”

  • Gravity Falls Episode 9, “The Time Traveler’s Pig”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison