Pole Position, or The Cave of Rory Riddlemouth

Before the Big Bang created a universe of Bazingas, Sheldonfather Chuck Lorre wrote for a short-lived cartoon called Pole Position. How badly will a family of stunt drivers neglect their attention-starved baby sister and her dog-monkey? Buckle up!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We’ve Greeked it again • The ol’ “Triple Agent” gambit really eats shit in this one • Tess and Greg Dumont get freaky at the stoplight • You can’t apply to become general • They drew the wrong old white doctor

Today’s Episode Sponsor: McDonald’s Adult PlayPlaces™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Pole Position Episode 1, “The Code”

• Pole Position Episode 2, “The Canine Vanishes”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Summer of Cats Part IV - Thundercats and Garfield & Friends

We’ve saved the pick of the litter for last with our long-awaited viewing of Garfield and his best friends the Thundercats. Will America’s nastiest lasagna cat claim the top spot over Lion-O’s “really out there” groin?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
A deeply sexual horse is ready to stud • Dark Garfield claws his way out of hell to play some Seinfeld slap bass • This week, ‘WAP’ stands for Webs and Pussycats • The Dougie, a forbidden secular fruit • Grundlecats, Ho!

Today’s Episode Sponsor: TikTok Bible Stories™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Garfield & Friends S2E14c, “Cactus Jake Rides Again”

• Garfield & Friends S3E5c, “How the West Was Lost”

• Thundercats Episode 34, “Queen of 8 Legs”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

The Worst Show We’ve Ever Seen (Summer of Cats Part III)

It finally happened: we watched a show so bad that even *we* couldn’t stomach it. And the biggest twist? The bad one isn’t the one called “All-Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku” -- that one’s actually kinda legit.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Do you like shit jokes? Sinbad does • Maybe turning ‘Gamer Culture’ into entertainment was bad, actually • Andy works out his yowling cat frustration live on air • We’re jumping into the exciting world of anime dub jazz reharmonizations

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Exclude the Trees™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Slacker Cats Episode 1, “Mexico”

• All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku OVA Episode 1

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Summer of Cats Part II - Doraemon, Sagwa & Cool Car Cats

Look what the Summer of Cats dragged in -- three more stinky rats! It’s a week for the kittens as we paw over Doraemon, Sagwa, and The Hot Rod Dogs & Cool Car Cats. Which one will we choose to adopt? Better not be the weathered street bones of a dog car!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Even cats are shackled to the chains of capitalism in Sagwa • Doraemon decides to fuck around and shatter the fabric of time • Be careful which cockney dog car you piss off inside a living sandcrawler • Car farts are funny and we love to watch the fart cars tootin’ and smoochin’

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Monkey Trunk™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Doraemon: Gadget Cat from the Future Episode 1, “All the Way from the Future World”

• Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat Episode 1, “How Sagwa Got Her Colors”

• The Hot Rod Dog and Cool Car Cats Episode 1

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Summer of Cats Part I - Swat Kats & Samurai Pizza Cats

Mee-ow! The dog days are over and the Summer of Cats is here! Nine lives, nine shows, and four weeks of cat-toons starting with the trashiest: SWAT Kats and Samurai Pizza Cats. Will they win us over or are we too infected with toxoplasmosis to care?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin brings what appears to be some prepared material • Morbulus is one eye and a doctorate short of perfection • Dr. Viper’s aftermarket snake mods • Samurai Pizza Cats is blowing up with people

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Manga by the Foot™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron Episode 2, “The Giant Bacteria”

• Samurai Pizza Cats Episode 35, “Youth Is for Exploding”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Patreon Poll Special - Clone High (w/Alison Lührs)

Dust off your vials of old-timey DNA and laugh along with Alison “Bees of the Southern Wild” Lührs’ favorite cartoon, Clone High! That’s right, we watched the recently renewed CLONE HIGH and have appropriately tempered our expectations.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin laps at a log for morsels like the Point Anteater he is • We’re willing to let Rory dislike the show, so long as he never tells us or anyone • We know this is an audio podcast, but trust us, we all did synchronized cabbage patches • We’re dying to know more about Dreidelstein and King Kwanzaa

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Norman and the Horse™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Clone High Episode 2, “Election Blu-Galoo”

• Clone High Episode 11, “Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Hey Arnold! Part III - A Chronic Case Of Smoothie Sweats

Dang! On our final week of Hey Arnold!, Andrew turned into a little dog 🐶 and he’s a real howl-full. Can Austin and Rory teach him to piss 💦 only when it’s convenient? These final episodes certainly taught us how to cry! 😭😭😭

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin decides to position himself as “devil’s advocate,” or as Andy likes to say, “a war criminal” • Helga’s parents try to bully her into lying to her therapist. Wait, are these supposed to be funny? • I’d like to learn more about magic tantric spells • Arnold’s angel dad “Well Actually”s a stranger about a cloud • A child going to ‘pweschool’ shouldn’t set off this many red flags

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Dog Wine™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Hey Arnold! S4E16, “Helga on the Couch”

• Hey Arnold! S5E6, “Parents Day”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Hey Arnold! Part II - Bartletts Both Real and Fictional

We’re following in Hey Arnold’s footsteps with a series of holiday specials on the wrong dang holiday! It’s not Independence Day without turkey, potatoes, and Nazi-fighting chicken-ham supermeat.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
All shows are just Full House with more or less people • Hey Arnold! is secretly part of the Uncle Chuckiverse • You could technically classify frowny faces as a hate symbol • Arnold totally brews his own IPAs • Rory ships Phoebe just living a happy and successful life away from all this nonsense

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Bachelor King™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Hey Arnold! S4E15, “Veterans Day”

• Hey Arnold! S3E14, “Arnold’s Thanksgiving”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Hey Arnold! Part I - Hey Andrew!

Hey y’all, Andy here, and I’ve got a day pass from anime prison to visit my best friend Arnold. Did you know his last name is Shortman? Because I know that, and I need you to know that I know that.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It turns out it’s not spelled like Big! Lots • We pitch a more somber and adult spinoff named “Hello, Arnold.” • Some poor kid still smells like moldy burrito • You just can’t find love at a cheese festival • A $500 keyboard makes Arnold into some kind of piano sex god • Pigeon Man predicted 2020 and fucked off to live in his birds-only clubhouse

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Forbidden Fruit Snack™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Hey Arnold! S2E4a, “Longest Monday”

• Hey Arnold! S1E7a, “Operation Ruthless”

• Hey Arnold! S1E15a, “Spelling Bee”

• Hey Arnold! S1E15b, “Pigeon Man”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Sailor Moon R Part VI - Poseidon’s Big Book of Ocean Rules

We’ve climbed to the tippy top of the mighty Doom Tree and sampled its rare fruits, just in time for our thrilling conclusion to Sailor Moon R. Is Moonlight Knight’s reveal ultimately disappointing? Yes!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Our speedboat isn’t a money pit, MOM • Ann and Alan are bonded at the root • Move over, Jesus, it’s Poseidon’s time now • Ann completely ruins Alan’s hot cocoa cover story • Alan has a special room for his recreational space botanicals • It’s clearly weed

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Truckstop Butterscotch™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon Episode 52, “Secret Garden”

• Sailor Moon Episode 53, “Treed”

The Boys: “Spiro T.” Andrew (Eric Davison) (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sailor Moon R Part V - The Bee That Won’t Listen (w/Charlotte Hollingsworth)

We’re competing in a family-jug-band-centric reality competition with First-Chair Concert Jug Charlotte “4 Legs But The Legs Have Hands Not Feet“ Hollingsworth. While we’re there, let’s watch some Sailor Moon R about a nasty bee.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Amy can’t let Computer School get in the way of stardom • The talent is on full display • Darien ditches his college Hamlet cast to play make-pretend with his middle school friends • Charlotte reconciles with the mistake of “just being tall” • Again, there’s a naughty bee that won’t listen

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Frankenstein, But He’s Hot™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon Episode 50, “Mirror, Mirror on the Wall”

• Sailor Moon Episode 51, “Detention Doldrums”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Charlotte Hollingsworth (Oakland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sailor Moon R Part IV - Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Moon (w/Alison Lührs)

We’re joined on the first day of band class with fellow student Alison “Xbox Pasta Pass” Lührs for an expert’s opinion on Week IV of Sailor Moon R! Get ready for “squid costumes” and the Xxplosive rise of Andy’s beatbox career.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
First theme isn’t always best theme • Raye has a legion of fans ready to get stepped on • Concert naps are super normal • Sex flute riot • For some reason North America had trouble identifying a hot dog

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Dr. Starwörs, MD™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon Episode 48, “Raye's Day in the Spotlight”

• Sailor Moon Episode 49, “Food Fetish”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Patreon Poll Special - Jem (w/Amalia Larson)

We were selected to be special guests at Minnesota’s premiere vaping convention, CloudCon 2020! Please enjoy keynote speaker, Amalia “Jazz Police“ Larson, as she joins our hazy recollection of 1985’s Jem at the request of our fabulous Patrons.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The clouds you make are the ones you take • Jem screlts a high A and Amalia is NOT havin it • You gotta watch out for floods and also canyon murder • Everyone, Look At My Starving Child Prop • Let’s learn about the backend for record sales

Today’s Episode Sponsor: A Phantom of the Opera Alarm Clock from the 90s™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Jem Season 1 Episode 9, “The World Hunger Shindig”

• Jem Season 2 Episode 4, “One Jem Too Many”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sailor Moon R Part III - Not Your Ordinary Bubbles (w/Nathan Cox)

Get your floaties and sail down Moon River because it's Week 3 of Sailor Moon R and we’re as full of joy as Dunsmore is...you know. Special guest Nathan “Autocorrects to Bathtub” Cox splashes out tub wisdom for his maiden voyage in the Mooniverse.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We’re Sorry About Dunsmore • Andy reveals his devastating Salsa Thrush • Rory is DEFINITELY in Anime Trouble this week • We’ve been denied the Piss Scene and we’re upset • Turns out you can just straight up put John Travolta in anime, they crunched the numbers and it works

Today’s Episode Sponsor: My Best Friend’s Banana™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon Episode 46, “Kindergarten Chaos”

• Sailor Moon Episode 47, “Much Ado About Babysitting”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sailor Moon R Part II - Cutie Prune Rod (w/Shane Smith)

Look alive, campers, it’s time for our weekly Sailor Moon activities! Guest camp counselor Shane “The Andalite Chronicles” Smith is here to help us make good anime camp memories while our parents finally get a break from the noise.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Shane finally confesses his barbershop crimes • Melvin doesn’t need any more sack time thank you very much • DiC’s deep, deep milkshake continuity is inspiring • 90s television just tryna make sure kids are regular • Andy’s Anime Demerits: 20XX and counting

Today’s Episode Sponsor: An Old Fire Hose™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon Episode 44, “VR Madness”

• Sailor Moon Episode 45, “Cherry Blossom Time”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Shane Smith (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sailor Moon R Part I - Fruit of the Doom

Try how we might, we just couldn’t keep away. We’re back on that good Sailor Moon, sweet babies, so get ready for a six-week blowout featuring a killer lineup of guests and all the Melvin clip drops you can dream of.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The Brotherhood of the Rory grants incredible power • Alan and Ann are a special type of Space-French • Serena knows what she’s hunting for at the mall • Royalty-free country music really kills the sexy teen vibe • The Moonlight Knight is 100% tuxedo free

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon Episode 41, “The Return of Sailor Moon”

• Sailor Moon Episode 42, “So You Want to Be in Pictures”

• Sailor Moon Episode 43, “A Knight to Remember”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Interview - Jeff Kline, The Man Behind Jackie Chan Adventures

It turns out we have One More Thing! Jeff Kline, executive producer for Jackie Chan Adventures, calls the Tuesday Emergency Telephone Line to drop all the hottest gossip about the world’s most elusive punch doctor, Jackford Chan.

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Special Guest: Jeff Kline
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Jackie Chan Adventures Part IV - Timothée Chalamet's Lasér Tiger (w/Alison Lührs)

Parting is such sweet sorrow. Alison “Miniature Donkey Talk“ Lührs helps us bid farewell to our highly successful Jackie Chan Adventures arc, but not before an exhaustive play-by-play on this weird man’s strategic pie consumption.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
This sale at Sur La Table is important to exactly two people • Evil Jackie Chan is a F-ing rockstar • Some contests are worth going elbow-deep for • Shendu makes the ‘Orbs 50 under 50 Ft. list • Don’t make me carry bazookas for no reason, Uncle • Conveniently leave all the talismans in Hong Kong so there’s still a show next season

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Boyfriend Sauce™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 12, “The Tiger and the Pussycat”

• Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 13, “Day of the Dragon”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Jackie Chan Adventures Part III - Big President Mountain (w/Dominique Thomas)

The Jackie Chan Adventures train thunders down the track for our third episode, featuring the return of special guest Dominique “Gravel Candy“ Thomas with One More Thing to tell us about anime fighting.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The XFL disappoints us again, even in death • Valmont continues the evil tradition of kick fighting • We finally fed Dom a good show and in return he might actually tell other people about our podcast • Leave it to the Bavarians to use a fireball talisman for making chocolate • Jade and Uncle do a tasteful hip-hop • Jackie Chan’s favorite color is white, which everybody knows isn’t even a color

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Jeephems Miktoans™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 9, “The Rock”

• Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 11, “The Dog and Piggy Show”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Jackie Chan Adventures Part II - The Seven Shards of Ira Glass (w/David Lloyd)

Jackie Chan superfan David “Swamp Cabbage” Lloyd joins us in the remote studio to help us hunt down Shendu’s spooky octagons. But first, can we make Ira Glass whole once more?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We piss off some conservative clowns (and no, NOT the ones in CONGRESS) • Little kids and ancient dragons agree, MelvinWorld is dope • Jackie’s developed the Curse of the Birbiglia • Never forget the many crimes of Turbo Troll • All Gnomecops Are Bastards • The Goons full blown get murderous this week

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Dangerous Cakes™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 6, “Project A, For Astral”

• Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 8, “Tough Break”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)