Adult Swim Part III - Metalocalypse

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We’re continuing our swim through adulthood with Metalocalypse, the most brutal musical cartoon this side of the haunted ice plains of Scandinavia. Get off your high thunderhorse and join us as we brood about the ocean and a rude cocaine clown.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Heavy metal is the professional wrestling of music • Mark Hamill takes a paycheck to stall for narrative time • Is it weird to sit down to an evening of Weird Al? • Having ‘high-speed DSL’ doesn’t always mean what you think • How do you just tan a butt

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Metalocalypse Episode 1, “The Curse of Dethklok”

  • Metalocalypse Episode 2, “Dethwater”

  • Metalocalypse Episode 3, “Birthdayface”

  • Metalocalypse Episode 4, “Dethtroll”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Adult Swim Part II - Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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Frylock. Master Shake. Meatwad. Carl. Long ago, these four weirdos lived together in harmony on the Adult Swim programming block. But everything changed when uh, we watched them. We watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force for the show. Dancing is forbidden.

My NAME IS:
Shake zula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a trip, I’ll bring it to ya • Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop, Meatwad, you up next with your knock-knock • Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G • Drivin' in my car, livin’ like a star, ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Aqua Teen Hunger Force S2E10, “Broodwich”

  • Aqua Teen Hunger Force S2E14, “Revenge of the Trees”

  • Aqua Teen Hunger Force S2E16, “Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary”

  • Aqua Teen Hunger Force S3E1, “Video Ouija”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Adult Swim Part I - Space Ghost & Harvey Birdman (w/Alison Lührs)

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NO KIDS IN THE POOL! This week kicks off our summertime arc-venture with a special slate of shows for the grown-ups. Alison “Brioche Contessa” Lührs is back to reminisce on the galaxy’s greatest talk show, and there’s also a bird lawyer in there somewhere.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
I think we all just want to smash light bulbs with our friend from work • We don’t have anything left to say about Birdman • Not the movie by Alejandro Iñárritu • The cartoon that stinks • *That* Birdman

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Space Ghost Coast to Coast S6E7, “Fire Ant”

  • Space Ghost Coast to Coast S7E3, “Knifin’ Around”

  • Harvey Birdman S2E1, “Blackwatch Plaid”

  • Harvey Birdman S3E2, “Harvey’s Civvy”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

The Trash Pile Part II - What Is A Boy, If Not A Car? (w/Patrick Stagaman)

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Have you ever eaten food so immediately regrettable that you pay for it before the meal is over? Well, in for a penny, in for a pound! Here’s MORE TRASH PILE with our dear friend Patrick “The Shame of Italy” Stagaman.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Actually they were pretty fun though • This is just a backdoor pilot for our Warrior King podcast featuring Michael Dorn • Becoming Prom Queen may also grant leadership over enormous humanoid bees • If Turbo Teen didn’t have to pay royalties to Huey Lewis, then we don’t either • Brett, please stop turning into a car

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Street Fighter: The Animated Series Episode 22, “The Warrior King”

  • Archie's Weird Mysteries Episode 28, “Dance of the Killer Bees”

  • Turbo Teen Episode 2…or 8, “Dark Rider and the Wolves of Doom”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Satisfactory Guest: Patrick Stagaman
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

The Trash Pile Part I - Psychedelic Meat Pile (w/Amalia Larson)

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Ask any dumpster-dwelling muppet on the street: we f*cking love trash. But today we’re sipping the dumpster wine like never before, thanks to the patience and support of Amalia “Duchess of Stew“ Larson. Brace yourself for potentially our WILDEST EPISODE YET!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Amalia and Andy handle human contact about as well as expected • We explore an exciting new method of conflict resolution • It’s “Take-Your-Child-Magician-To-The-Night-Moon Day” at the office • Imagine if Optimus Prime paid for opera tickets • Can we call CPS on a cartoon?

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors Episode 28, “Moon Magic”

  • Mighty Orbots Episode 4, “The Dremlocks”

  • Rubik the Amazing Cube Episode 6, “Rubik and the Pooch Nappers”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part X - Sexual Fever Dreams from the Future

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We’re capping off our Magical Girl arc with a time-tested classic, the Sailor Moon Power Hour! It’s been a long road, but in the end we’ve learned a lot about the power of friendship and how much we’ve been missing Melvin the Prune Boy.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The battle for Austin’s anime heart rages on • Serena’s “Cousin Trini” gambit falls flat, as expected • Tremble before the wicked... Grimman? Grimace? • Stick around for everyone’s favorite, the end-of-arc magical girl superlatives

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Novelty Bathtubs™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 27 (67), “Rubeus Strikes Out”

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 28 (68), “The Secret of the Luna Sphere”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part IX - High-Femme Trickery (w/Alison Lührs)

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A high seas whoopsie keeps Rory’s spirit from entering our realm, so welcome the immediate return of Guest Host Alison “The Mario Kart From Nintendo’s Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch” Lührs for the final bow of Revolutionary Girl Utena.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Alison can finally unload decades of Rini feelings • Would you betray your mother’s pancakes for your friend’s cookies? • The must-see debut of Father Puppets • Utena’s true transformation is somehow wearing a high-collar uniform underneath a low-cut strapless gown • Anthy gets Carrie’d by a champagne boy

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 26 (66), “Rubeus Evens the Score”

  • Revolutionary Girl Utena Episode 3, “On the Night of the Ball”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges
Guest Host: Alison Lührs
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison
Missing in Action: Rory Voie

Magical Girls Part VIII - Do It For The Chu Chu

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Halt right there! In order to cross our bridge, us trolls need you to listen to Part Eight of our Magical Girl arc, because it’s very cool and important. Especially the scandalous princess gas that was TOO HOT FOR CANADIAN TV.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We all started growing [REDACTED] on our [REDACTED]s • Chu Chu brings the fatherly Pikachu energy the suits have been asking for • Prog-rock time loop staircase • The death ray strobe wand hits a little close to home for a 90s anime • Chad’s last hope of catching Raye’s eye is a medically inadvisable amount of “protein bars”

Today’s Episode Sponsor: CryptoClothing™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Revolutionary Girl Utena Episode 2, “For Whom the Rose Smiles”

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 25 (65), “Sibling Rivalry”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part VII - On Her Majesty’s Basketball Harem (w/Alison Lührs)

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A new show joins our magical pantheon: Revolutionary Girl Utena! We summoned forth Alison “Backpack Snake“ Lührs from her crystal moon palace with the promise of sapphic 90’s anime, and for once we didn’t disappoint.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin violates the Magical Geneva Convention • The only show where the stairs are a magical girl • Utena scrapes by a wardrobe violation using the Air Bud Defense • Amy’s “chess friends” don’t count as real friends • Take a number if you want to partake of her highness’s royal towel sweat

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Green Bean Cabin™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 24 (64), “Checkmate”

  • Revolutionary Girl Utena Episode 1, “The Rose Bride”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part VI - Sacrificial Chad

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Look out, fellow magical girls! There’s danger abound this week as Madoka Magica finally reveals its fell secrets, and Serena has the gall to read someone else’s manga for like three hours. Trust no one!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
These girls are definitely gonna blow their wish • Also Mami is definitely gonna get wishcake and have so many friends • Serena and Raye prove themselves as perfect suckers for an MLM • Catzi gets to the temple with six excruciating hours to spare

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Try Coming To Hell For A While™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 23 (63), “Enemies No More”

  • Puella Magi Madoka Magica Episode 3, “I’m Not Afraid of Anything Anymore”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part V - The Bridge Where I Go To Cry

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Our magical odyssey reaches its robust middle, which we all know contains the umami-rich flavor crystals we need to survive. And if you tune in for hunks, you’re in luck: we’ve got both the ‘motorcycle dandy’ and ‘muscular wasteland king’ varietals.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory’s TikTok algorithm might have diagnosed him with some sort of donkey-related mania • Have some generous licks of our frosty Puella • If you’re gonna get permanently traumatized, you may as well look your best • Some breakups require a fridge-emptying megabinge • Luna actually does something a parent should do

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Simon Has Lost His Nintendo Privileges™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Puella Magi Madoka Magica Episode 2, “That Would Be Truly Wonderful”

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 22 (62), “Prediction of Doom”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part IV - Madoka Tragica (w/Shane Smith)

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Like any self-respecting magical girl, we are transforming our arc into a hot new show to wear with Sailor Moon, the genre-bending Madoka Magica. With special guest Shane “Was over in Studio B” Smith, we uncover the Stan Bush hit single you CANNOT miss.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Don’t borrow sticky toys from Austin • We receive lessons from father in the garden • It doesn’t say anywhere in the rules Stan Bush can’t steal his own work • Two new incredible segments: Group Nightmare Therapy, and Rory’s “Egg Talk”

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 21 (61), “Naughty ‘N’ Nice”

  • Puella Magi Madoka Magica Episode 1, “I First Met Her in a Dream… Or Something.”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Shane Smith
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part III - Droid Thunderclap

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Our motor’s back up and running full time, babies! It’s our final episode of Star, but we’re nowhere close to the Magical Girl finish line. Because our motor is in a car race. And if Andy was writing this he’d undoubtedly try to sneak in a Sonic reference.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The Lords of Time have declared war on soft clocks • Never follow a predator to a secondary location • Don’t bone-shame a nasty freak • The Sailor Scouts get frisky in zero-g • Barney’s dinosaur lawyers are hot on our trail

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The World’s Most Dangerous Salad™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 18 (58), “Trouble Comes Thundering Down”

  • Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 8a, “Blood Moon Ball”

  • Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 9a, “Freeze Day”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part II - A Trickster’s Disposition

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The boys are back in town like that song, and we’re picking up the Magical Girl arc right where we left it—in fact, we recorded this episode before our break, but it’s packed with all the magical fortifying nutrients a sprouting teen requires.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin’s been through all of this before, and he wants you to know it • Star keeps a strong breeding stock in her boyhives • Pepsi’s next project? Crystal Tokyo • A makeup android has to draw on her own busted-ass face • SERENA AND DARIEN BREAK UP????????

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 6a, “Mewberty”

  • Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 7b, “Sleep Spells”

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 15 (55), “The Cosmetic Caper”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part I - Hooked on Chthonics (w/Dominique Thomas)

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We’re no strangers to Sailor Moon, but it’s time we explored the genre it popularized. Dom “Frankenstein’s Mon*Star” Thomas joins us for a wine-and-cheese pairing of Sailor Moon and modern classic Star vs. The Forces of Evil to kick off a brand-new arc!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Dom brings his trademark blend of expertise and deep grievance • Serena’s psychosexual fantasies involve food, as expected • The TV is supposed to be Dad for 30 minutes, dammit • Dom puts the citizens of Mewni on notice • The tentacle can be boyfriend, says Disney

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Pepper Stories™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Sailor Moon R Episode 14 (54), “Serena Times Two”

  • Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 1a, “Star Comes to Earth”

  • Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 3a, “Monster Arm”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Dominique Thomas
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Gravity Falls Part II - My Son, Joshua Patreon

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We’re Patreon-ing back to the Mystery Shack to wrap up our primer on Gravity Falls. If you missed us last week, you’re probably not giving us any money right now, which is super embarrassing for us both.

Useful Links:
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays
Discord: https://discord.gg/umq7Rms
Twitter: https://twitter.com/satamtuesdays
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/satamtuesdays/

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Yes, we talk about Patreon again this week • no, it has nothing to do with our poorly received time travel novel • Anything’s legal when there’s no cops around • Tyrone is the Clone your Clone could smell like • You shut your time mouth

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Street Sprinkles™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Gravity Falls Episode 7, “Double Dipper”

  • Gravity Falls Episode 9, “The Time Traveler’s Pig”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Gravity Falls Part I - The Patreon Strikes Back

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It’s high time we finally get around to another show that’s too good for our podcast: Gravity Falls! And with a new year’s arrival, we’ve chosen to jangle the purse with a Patreon-powered month of partially-paywalled excitement.

Useful Links:
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays
Discord: https://discord.gg/umq7Rms
Twitter: https://twitter.com/satamtuesdays
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/satamtuesdays/

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin and Andy have been waiting for an excuse to talk about Homestar Runner • Crack open another issue of Gold Chains for Old Men Monthly • Dipper’s love of (B)ABBA gets exposed • Nothing perks up fist nipples like the smell of jerky • Don’t say John K three times into the mirror

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Split Pete Soup™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Gravity Falls Episode 1, “Tourist Trapped”

  • Gravity Falls Episode 6, “Dipper vs. Manliness”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

A Ducktales Christmas: Wendigo to the Polls

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It’s still Christmas here at SMT, and to try and milk one final drop out of 2020 we’ve got a special episode of the Ducktales reboot that should hopefully jingle your heart’s bells. It is your *last* chance to submit a form to be holly and/or jolly!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Scrooge finds himself cast in The Time Traveler’s Wife • Rory and Andy come dangerously close to criticizing an Austin-acclaimed cartoon • Ah but the real question is WHEN do I see myself in five years • We missed out on the all-Nirvana soundtrack this episode deserved • We all do a Hodor

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Santa’s Kids’™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Ducktales (2017) S02E06, “Last Christmas!”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Advent Calendar Part III - Party Dad’s Girl

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Christmas Day is near, and we’re opening the last few chocolate-scented advent doors on our maddeningly top-secret episode picks. No spoilies, but we’ve saved our most gonzo bananas shows for last. Andy picked them, and we hold him legally responsible.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Santa • doesn’t • like • it • when • you • peek

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Boost Your Goose’™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Secret Episode ?, “Secrets Secrets Are No Fun”

  • Secret Episode ??, “Unless You’re Telling Rory One”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Advent Calendar Part II - Billy’s Adult Best Friend

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December 2020 trudges onward, so the recourse is to push our heads against the paper doors and huff a facefull of advent calendar as we pop open two more days of top-secret toons. Which Ghosts of SMT Past will haunt our evening slumber? Find out!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rules • Make • The • Game • Fun

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Star Wars: Episode X - A Dracula’s Kiss’™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Secret Episode ?, “It’s a Secret”

  • Secret Episode ??, “AGAIN, A SECRET”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison