Advent Calendar Part I - Arthurian Swamp Trash

It’s beginning to look not unlike Christmas, and this month we’ve stuffed up a sackful of surprises! Our advent calendar contains two secret treats we’ve hand-plucked like sugar plums for your yuletide glee. What’s on the sleigh? Peel us off and find out:

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We can’t tell you • do you • have freaking • memento disease

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Gamer Ointment’™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Secret Episode ?, “It’s a Secret”

• Secret Episode ??, “A SECRET”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Marvel Anime Part IV - Blade (w/Dominique Thomas)

We bring the Marvel Anime adventure to a close with the tough talking, daywalking Blade. With assistance from Dom “Mime on the Go“ Thomas, we investigate the show’s merit-based fang distribution and the ever-elusive combo of Vampire/Water/Tiger.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Blade’s mom gets eaten, just like pizza • His name is Blade (His name is Eric) • Werewolves and Monsters can(?) be Vampires too • I can’t wait to get my basket weaving merit fang • Blade only learned one Anime Sword Technique but he really spams it • Dom is confronted with the greatest philosophical question of our time

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Mario Gets Caught Up On ‘The Shield’™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Blade (Anime) Episode 1, “His Name is Blade”

• Blade (Anime) Episode 2, “A Night for the Living, A Mourning for the Dead”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Dominique Thomas
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Marvel Anime Part III - X-Men (w/Truong Nguyen)

Marvel’s third victim of the Anime Serum is Professor Xavier’s gifted teen brigade, the X-Men! We needed Truong “The Gumdrop Duke” Nguyen’s mutant knowledge to help us decipher this abject madness into something resembling a podcast.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Truong smuggles fresh mangas into Andy’s prison food • Hank McCoy’s deep sea teaching assistant is stern but fair • Rory goes full Matlock defending Emma Frost • Professor X refuses to commit to an English accent

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Millionaire Draculas™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• X-Men (Anime) Episode 1, “Joining Forces”

• X-Men (Anime) Episode 2, “Mutant Hunting”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Truong Nguyen
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Marvel Anime Part II - J. Logan Wolverine, the Long Anime Teen

This week’s fresh delivery of 2011 Marvel anime is Wolverine, and it’s really good actually, but please note: we recorded this episode back when we were still glued to electoral maps, so we’re sorry if it’s full of manic existential anxiety.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We fall in love with spy with a heart of gold • Wolverine is duped into a duel using wooden swords, instead of the 6 real swords he hides in his sexy hands • We very narrowly escape becoming Andy and Rory’s Parayste Podcast • Throw Logan from the Train

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Lil’ Draculas of America™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Wolverine (Anime) Episode 1, “Mariko”

• Wolverine (Anime) Episode 2, “Yukio”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Marvel Anime Part I - Iron Man (w/Shane Smith)

While we’re celebrating the launch of our new podcast (The Infinite Backlog!) with Shane “Dangerous Pancake” Smith, we brought him aboard the SMT Express for an aptly timed tour of the Great Marvel Anime Experiment, starting with 2010’s Iron Man.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
When you turn 16 the Japanese government gives you a Gundam • When you enter Japan’s airspace you are legally anime • Tony Stark’s barely hidden sociopathy is worrisome • Iron man and the Prime Minister of Japan are the new Odd Couple • You won’t believe the new Stark Industries chemotherapy plan

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Kevin Attachment™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Iron Man (Anime) Episode 1, “Japan: Enter Iron Man”

• Iron Man (Anime) Episode 2, “Going Nuclear”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Shane Smith
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced Out Teens Part V - One Last Blast (w/Patrick Stagaman)

Our time out in space with a handful of teens must sadly return to Earth, but not before giving Galaxy High the sendoff it deserves. Joined by SMT’s Eastern Seaboard CEO Patrick “Prune Tycoon” Stagaman, we’re brain-blasting at the speed of light.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Defund Sting *and* the Police • It’s the Reginald Unicycle show, featuring PUNK MCTHRUSTERS • Pour one out for The Creep • Don’t let a spaceman ply his back-alley mind potions • It’s all fun and games until your chocolates become people who become cupcake

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Guy Fieri’s Secret Meat™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Galaxy High Episode 7, “Dollars and Sense”

• Galaxy High Episode 9, “The Brain Blaster”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Patrick Stagaman
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced Out Teens Part IV - The Root Beer Butler (w/Nathan Cox)

Nathan "Sex Candles" Cox joins us for another adventure in disappointment with our Beverly Hills Teens replacement, Maxie’s World. But if you’re missing those rich monsters already, we’ve got good(?) news that comes with a side of squid rings.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Maxie and her distractingly hot boytoy almost ice a dog on the beach • Teen hunk does a confusing fart • A unicycle centaur is exactly what we needed • Bread is at once both cooked and uncooked, discuss • We have *updates* about the Tube Family

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Slime Golf™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Maxie’s World Episode 1, “Date Expectations”

• Maxie’s World Episode 24, “Beach Blanket Battle”

• Galaxy High Episode 8, “Beach Blanket Blow-Up”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced-Out Teens Part III - Tallstyles of the Rich & Famous (w/Todd & Alison)

We’re thrilled to keep this Teen Spaceship blasting forward with SMT’s very first self-kissing podcast guests, Todd & Alison! Never mind the visit from notorious auditory villain, Zoltrax, or the escaped rock ‘n’ roll gorilla prince who stole our hearts.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The boys are confronted with their incompatibility as a throuple • The Italian circus brothers shouldn’t run a circus • Every circus has a self destruct button, right? • All monarchies should be determined by car race • Should we censor when the sandwich sh*ts out another sandwich??

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Practice Teeth™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Beverly Hills Teens Episode 49, “Rampage”

• Galaxy High Episode 3, “The Beef Who Would Be King”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guests: Alison Lührs and Todd Durboraw
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced Out Teens Part II - The Incredible Guacamole Engine (w/Kyle Danger Henick)

We all recall our first teen jobs, when a space devil orders 100 pizzas for the planet Tingler and your boss kisses your lips and says to not disappoint the pizza. Thankfully Kyle “Mouse President” Henick can deliver the goods for these #SpacedOutTeens.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Kyle gives Austin the Yes, And that he’s always craved • Old Man Smoke gets his nasty powder in our lungs • A box for maps has never been more hilarious • The Teens of Beverly engage in a high stakes death race… “for charity” • It’s totally fine to show a handjob on television if you pretend it’s a relay race.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Corn For Men™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Beverly Hills Teens Episode 30, “Death Valley 500”

• Galaxy High Episode 2, “Pizza’s Honor”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced-Out Teens Part I - Prince of Clams (w/Amalia Larson)

As the world’s foremost authorities on curated Teen Experiences™, we’ve reunited with special guest Amalia “Baguette About It” Larson to blast off into Galaxy High and returning fave(?) Beverly Hills Teens for a brand new arc that the kids are WILD for.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It’s a Venetian Prince’s orgy clambake, bring your own mignonette • Austin seems to have worn us down vis a vis the arc title • How does Rory not know The Killers • The Creep croons his way around our necks • Show us your birth certificate, Billy Bigdipper • The space mall’s skin tone machine makes us *real* nervous

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Horny Baseball™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Beverly Hills Teens Episode 5, “Robot Romance”

• Galaxy High Episode 1, “Welcome to Galaxy High”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Samurai Jack Part III - The Jack of the Edmund Fitzsamurai

We’re coming at you with the final episodes of Austin’s Samurai Jack flights of fancy, and it’s never been a better time to bone up on your favorite songs about big-lake sailing accidents.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Come to the hill Austin has chosen to die on and get one of Melissa Etheridge’s Betheridges • The Terrible Teeth of Portal Morpheus will chew the red pill AND the hand it sits on • Turns out, feelings HELP you murder • A former assassin bot faces his(?) worst enemy -- excessive steam • Heads up, an imaginary dog might theoretically not be doing so hot, it’s off-screen but it’s not great

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Nasty Sophie’s Leftovers™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Samurai Jack Episode XXXII, “Jack and the Traveling Creatures”

• Samurai Jack Episode L, “Tale of X-49”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Samurai Jack Part II - Ten Thick Chips from the Mountain

It’s a banner week for Austin -- not only are we watching his favorite Samurai Jack episode, it also marks the maiden voyage of Andy and Rory’s sci-fi Innerspace adventure through his digestive tract. Their exit strategy WILL surprise you!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin’s forced to explain the Niles Frasier posters on the inside of his brain • And lo did Guacamoses part the Green Sea • The cuter the monkey, the weaker the punishment • The production team learns how to appeal to Emmy voters

Today’s Episode Sponsor: A Hot Crayon Drawing of Yogi Bear™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Samurai Jack Episode XIV, “Jack Learns to Jump Good”

• Samurai Jack Episode XXV, “Jack and the Spartans”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Samurai Jack Part I - The Wire Is Absolutely Anime

The wind through the cherry trees is blowing up our gi, lifting them to reveal our tight samurai bods given to us by our tight samurai father. We also inherited his blood feud with conniving time genie Aku, and look out, folks: it’s Samurai Jack O’clock.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin finally puts his sensitive hide on the line for a show he likes • It’s a beautiful day for carnage • Jack earns some fans with early aughts slang inclinations • Dog heavy machinery is surprisingly intuitive • The triumphant return of Jeff Style’s very good tapes

Today’s Episode Sponsor: We’re Selling Andy’s Sonic Comics as Punishment™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Samurai Jack Episode I, “Part I: The Beginning”

• Samurai Jack Episode II, “Part II: The Samurai Called Jack”

• Samurai Jack Episode III, “Part III: The First Fight”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Summer of Cats Part IV - Thundercats and Garfield & Friends

We’ve saved the pick of the litter for last with our long-awaited viewing of Garfield and his best friends the Thundercats. Will America’s nastiest lasagna cat claim the top spot over Lion-O’s “really out there” groin?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
A deeply sexual horse is ready to stud • Dark Garfield claws his way out of hell to play some Seinfeld slap bass • This week, ‘WAP’ stands for Webs and Pussycats • The Dougie, a forbidden secular fruit • Grundlecats, Ho!

Today’s Episode Sponsor: TikTok Bible Stories™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Garfield & Friends S2E14c, “Cactus Jake Rides Again”

• Garfield & Friends S3E5c, “How the West Was Lost”

• Thundercats Episode 34, “Queen of 8 Legs”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

The Worst Show We’ve Ever Seen (Summer of Cats Part III)

It finally happened: we watched a show so bad that even *we* couldn’t stomach it. And the biggest twist? The bad one isn’t the one called “All-Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku” -- that one’s actually kinda legit.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Do you like shit jokes? Sinbad does • Maybe turning ‘Gamer Culture’ into entertainment was bad, actually • Andy works out his yowling cat frustration live on air • We’re jumping into the exciting world of anime dub jazz reharmonizations

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Exclude the Trees™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Slacker Cats Episode 1, “Mexico”

• All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku OVA Episode 1

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Summer of Cats Part II - Doraemon, Sagwa & Cool Car Cats

Look what the Summer of Cats dragged in -- three more stinky rats! It’s a week for the kittens as we paw over Doraemon, Sagwa, and The Hot Rod Dogs & Cool Car Cats. Which one will we choose to adopt? Better not be the weathered street bones of a dog car!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Even cats are shackled to the chains of capitalism in Sagwa • Doraemon decides to fuck around and shatter the fabric of time • Be careful which cockney dog car you piss off inside a living sandcrawler • Car farts are funny and we love to watch the fart cars tootin’ and smoochin’

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Monkey Trunk™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Doraemon: Gadget Cat from the Future Episode 1, “All the Way from the Future World”

• Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat Episode 1, “How Sagwa Got Her Colors”

• The Hot Rod Dog and Cool Car Cats Episode 1

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Summer of Cats Part I - Swat Kats & Samurai Pizza Cats

Mee-ow! The dog days are over and the Summer of Cats is here! Nine lives, nine shows, and four weeks of cat-toons starting with the trashiest: SWAT Kats and Samurai Pizza Cats. Will they win us over or are we too infected with toxoplasmosis to care?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin brings what appears to be some prepared material • Morbulus is one eye and a doctorate short of perfection • Dr. Viper’s aftermarket snake mods • Samurai Pizza Cats is blowing up with people

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Manga by the Foot™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron Episode 2, “The Giant Bacteria”

• Samurai Pizza Cats Episode 35, “Youth Is for Exploding”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Hey Arnold! Part III - A Chronic Case Of Smoothie Sweats

Dang! On our final week of Hey Arnold!, Andrew turned into a little dog 🐶 and he’s a real howl-full. Can Austin and Rory teach him to piss 💦 only when it’s convenient? These final episodes certainly taught us how to cry! 😭😭😭

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin decides to position himself as “devil’s advocate,” or as Andy likes to say, “a war criminal” • Helga’s parents try to bully her into lying to her therapist. Wait, are these supposed to be funny? • I’d like to learn more about magic tantric spells • Arnold’s angel dad “Well Actually”s a stranger about a cloud • A child going to ‘pweschool’ shouldn’t set off this many red flags

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Dog Wine™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Hey Arnold! S4E16, “Helga on the Couch”

• Hey Arnold! S5E6, “Parents Day”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Hey Arnold! Part II - Bartletts Both Real and Fictional

We’re following in Hey Arnold’s footsteps with a series of holiday specials on the wrong dang holiday! It’s not Independence Day without turkey, potatoes, and Nazi-fighting chicken-ham supermeat.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
All shows are just Full House with more or less people • Hey Arnold! is secretly part of the Uncle Chuckiverse • You could technically classify frowny faces as a hate symbol • Arnold totally brews his own IPAs • Rory ships Phoebe just living a happy and successful life away from all this nonsense

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Bachelor King™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Hey Arnold! S4E15, “Veterans Day”

• Hey Arnold! S3E14, “Arnold’s Thanksgiving”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Hey Arnold! Part I - Hey Andrew!

Hey y’all, Andy here, and I’ve got a day pass from anime prison to visit my best friend Arnold. Did you know his last name is Shortman? Because I know that, and I need you to know that I know that.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It turns out it’s not spelled like Big! Lots • We pitch a more somber and adult spinoff named “Hello, Arnold.” • Some poor kid still smells like moldy burrito • You just can’t find love at a cheese festival • A $500 keyboard makes Arnold into some kind of piano sex god • Pigeon Man predicted 2020 and fucked off to live in his birds-only clubhouse

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Forbidden Fruit Snack™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Hey Arnold! S2E4a, “Longest Monday”

• Hey Arnold! S1E7a, “Operation Ruthless”

• Hey Arnold! S1E15a, “Spelling Bee”

• Hey Arnold! S1E15b, “Pigeon Man”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison