Hey Arnold! Part II - Bartletts Both Real and Fictional

We’re following in Hey Arnold’s footsteps with a series of holiday specials on the wrong dang holiday! It’s not Independence Day without turkey, potatoes, and Nazi-fighting chicken-ham supermeat.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
All shows are just Full House with more or less people • Hey Arnold! is secretly part of the Uncle Chuckiverse • You could technically classify frowny faces as a hate symbol • Arnold totally brews his own IPAs • Rory ships Phoebe just living a happy and successful life away from all this nonsense

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Bachelor King™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Hey Arnold! S4E15, “Veterans Day”

• Hey Arnold! S3E14, “Arnold’s Thanksgiving”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Hey Arnold! Part I - Hey Andrew!

Hey y’all, Andy here, and I’ve got a day pass from anime prison to visit my best friend Arnold. Did you know his last name is Shortman? Because I know that, and I need you to know that I know that.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It turns out it’s not spelled like Big! Lots • We pitch a more somber and adult spinoff named “Hello, Arnold.” • Some poor kid still smells like moldy burrito • You just can’t find love at a cheese festival • A $500 keyboard makes Arnold into some kind of piano sex god • Pigeon Man predicted 2020 and fucked off to live in his birds-only clubhouse

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Forbidden Fruit Snack™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Hey Arnold! S2E4a, “Longest Monday”

• Hey Arnold! S1E7a, “Operation Ruthless”

• Hey Arnold! S1E15a, “Spelling Bee”

• Hey Arnold! S1E15b, “Pigeon Man”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Sailor Moon R Part VI - Poseidon’s Big Book of Ocean Rules

We’ve climbed to the tippy top of the mighty Doom Tree and sampled its rare fruits, just in time for our thrilling conclusion to Sailor Moon R. Is Moonlight Knight’s reveal ultimately disappointing? Yes!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Our speedboat isn’t a money pit, MOM • Ann and Alan are bonded at the root • Move over, Jesus, it’s Poseidon’s time now • Ann completely ruins Alan’s hot cocoa cover story • Alan has a special room for his recreational space botanicals • It’s clearly weed

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Truckstop Butterscotch™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon Episode 52, “Secret Garden”

• Sailor Moon Episode 53, “Treed”

The Boys: “Spiro T.” Andrew (Eric Davison) (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sailor Moon R Part V - The Bee That Won’t Listen (w/Charlotte Hollingsworth)

We’re competing in a family-jug-band-centric reality competition with First-Chair Concert Jug Charlotte “4 Legs But The Legs Have Hands Not Feet“ Hollingsworth. While we’re there, let’s watch some Sailor Moon R about a nasty bee.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Amy can’t let Computer School get in the way of stardom • The talent is on full display • Darien ditches his college Hamlet cast to play make-pretend with his middle school friends • Charlotte reconciles with the mistake of “just being tall” • Again, there’s a naughty bee that won’t listen

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Frankenstein, But He’s Hot™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon Episode 50, “Mirror, Mirror on the Wall”

• Sailor Moon Episode 51, “Detention Doldrums”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Charlotte Hollingsworth (Oakland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sailor Moon R Part IV - Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Moon (w/Alison Lührs)

We’re joined on the first day of band class with fellow student Alison “Xbox Pasta Pass” Lührs for an expert’s opinion on Week IV of Sailor Moon R! Get ready for “squid costumes” and the Xxplosive rise of Andy’s beatbox career.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
First theme isn’t always best theme • Raye has a legion of fans ready to get stepped on • Concert naps are super normal • Sex flute riot • For some reason North America had trouble identifying a hot dog

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Dr. Starwörs, MD™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon Episode 48, “Raye's Day in the Spotlight”

• Sailor Moon Episode 49, “Food Fetish”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sailor Moon R Part III - Not Your Ordinary Bubbles (w/Nathan Cox)

Get your floaties and sail down Moon River because it's Week 3 of Sailor Moon R and we’re as full of joy as Dunsmore is...you know. Special guest Nathan “Autocorrects to Bathtub” Cox splashes out tub wisdom for his maiden voyage in the Mooniverse.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We’re Sorry About Dunsmore • Andy reveals his devastating Salsa Thrush • Rory is DEFINITELY in Anime Trouble this week • We’ve been denied the Piss Scene and we’re upset • Turns out you can just straight up put John Travolta in anime, they crunched the numbers and it works

Today’s Episode Sponsor: My Best Friend’s Banana™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon Episode 46, “Kindergarten Chaos”

• Sailor Moon Episode 47, “Much Ado About Babysitting”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sailor Moon R Part II - Cutie Prune Rod (w/Shane Smith)

Look alive, campers, it’s time for our weekly Sailor Moon activities! Guest camp counselor Shane “The Andalite Chronicles” Smith is here to help us make good anime camp memories while our parents finally get a break from the noise.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Shane finally confesses his barbershop crimes • Melvin doesn’t need any more sack time thank you very much • DiC’s deep, deep milkshake continuity is inspiring • 90s television just tryna make sure kids are regular • Andy’s Anime Demerits: 20XX and counting

Today’s Episode Sponsor: An Old Fire Hose™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon Episode 44, “VR Madness”

• Sailor Moon Episode 45, “Cherry Blossom Time”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Shane Smith (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sailor Moon R Part I - Fruit of the Doom

Try how we might, we just couldn’t keep away. We’re back on that good Sailor Moon, sweet babies, so get ready for a six-week blowout featuring a killer lineup of guests and all the Melvin clip drops you can dream of.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The Brotherhood of the Rory grants incredible power • Alan and Ann are a special type of Space-French • Serena knows what she’s hunting for at the mall • Royalty-free country music really kills the sexy teen vibe • The Moonlight Knight is 100% tuxedo free

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon Episode 41, “The Return of Sailor Moon”

• Sailor Moon Episode 42, “So You Want to Be in Pictures”

• Sailor Moon Episode 43, “A Knight to Remember”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Jackie Chan Adventures Part IV - Timothée Chalamet's Lasér Tiger (w/Alison Lührs)

Parting is such sweet sorrow. Alison “Miniature Donkey Talk“ Lührs helps us bid farewell to our highly successful Jackie Chan Adventures arc, but not before an exhaustive play-by-play on this weird man’s strategic pie consumption.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
This sale at Sur La Table is important to exactly two people • Evil Jackie Chan is a F-ing rockstar • Some contests are worth going elbow-deep for • Shendu makes the ‘Orbs 50 under 50 Ft. list • Don’t make me carry bazookas for no reason, Uncle • Conveniently leave all the talismans in Hong Kong so there’s still a show next season

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Boyfriend Sauce™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 12, “The Tiger and the Pussycat”

• Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 13, “Day of the Dragon”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Jackie Chan Adventures Part III - Big President Mountain (w/Dominique Thomas)

The Jackie Chan Adventures train thunders down the track for our third episode, featuring the return of special guest Dominique “Gravel Candy“ Thomas with One More Thing to tell us about anime fighting.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The XFL disappoints us again, even in death • Valmont continues the evil tradition of kick fighting • We finally fed Dom a good show and in return he might actually tell other people about our podcast • Leave it to the Bavarians to use a fireball talisman for making chocolate • Jade and Uncle do a tasteful hip-hop • Jackie Chan’s favorite color is white, which everybody knows isn’t even a color

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Jeephems Miktoans™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 9, “The Rock”

• Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 11, “The Dog and Piggy Show”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Jackie Chan Adventures Part II - The Seven Shards of Ira Glass (w/David Lloyd)

Jackie Chan superfan David “Swamp Cabbage” Lloyd joins us in the remote studio to help us hunt down Shendu’s spooky octagons. But first, can we make Ira Glass whole once more?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We piss off some conservative clowns (and no, NOT the ones in CONGRESS) • Little kids and ancient dragons agree, MelvinWorld is dope • Jackie’s developed the Curse of the Birbiglia • Never forget the many crimes of Turbo Troll • All Gnomecops Are Bastards • The Goons full blown get murderous this week

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Dangerous Cakes™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 6, “Project A, For Astral”

• Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 8, “Tough Break”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Jackie Chan Adventures Part I - Mr. Wartortle Goes to Washington

After a deep slog through the trash swamp, it’s thrilling to reach dry land with Jackie Chan Adventures. We’re beginning a new arc that’s all Jackie, all the time, as he fights the mob with his dope fictional family.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It’s party time in the Jersey garage • Jade’s precociousness is surprisingly palatable • No mobster wants to kill real, actual Jackie Chan • Chinese Medicine Soup? More like Chinese TALISMAN soup • We’re not big fans of all the statue-shaming about Shendu • You kiss your Wartortle with that mouth?

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Revenge Chocolate™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 1, “The Dark Hand”

• Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 2, “The Power Within”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

March Madness Champion: Hulk Hogan(‘s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling)

You can’t do a March Madness bracket without choosing a winner, so we gave the fifth week of March to our triumphant toon of choice: Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling. Will two new episodes with the Hulkster live up to his infamous horse adventure?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The 19 Skeletons of Doctor Covid • Junkyard Dog has terraformed the perfect nest for his clutch of Junkyard Eggs • Wrestle to the death for the enjoyment of Roman Emperor Rory • It turns out you can just rip off Ghostbusters all you want • The monster version of Andre the Giant is just Andre the Giant • let’s go to the wrap-up

Today’s Episode Sponsor: A Clown With Two Boats™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling S2E10a, “Junkyard Dog's Junkyard Dog”

• Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling S2E11, “Ghost Wrestlers”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

March Madness Round Four - Speed Racer

Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer: the fast drivin’, fast talkin’ ‘60s anime dreamboat. Racing is a sport too, jocks, even if Speed still spends most of his time karate-chopping gangsters and expressing loud gasps.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Leave an adult tooth under your memory foam pillow for Father Themes • One of these “quirks” is not like the others • Please, ‘Mr. Racer’ was my father • Nothing good ever happens in a volcano lair • “Car Wrestling” is exactly like people wrestling, but the cars are the people wrestling

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Chump Salad™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Speed Racer Episode 44, “Race the Laser Tank”

• Speed Racer Episode 45, “The Great Car Wrestling Match”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

March Madness Round Three - Mighty Ducks / Eyeshield 21

We had to get a sports anime in the March Madness lineup, so enjoy American Football drama Eyeshield 21, complete with guns and vampire elves. Then we hit the ice with Disney’s Mighty Ducks, which is, of course, about hockey monsters from space.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
A hockey team manager returns us to the Disney School of Contract Law • Space Hockey is like regular hockey, but you get to kill for sport • It’s extremely cathartic to see a football team relegated to “anime club” levels on the high school food chain • Austin waggles a pinkie toe into the waters of the Anime Dungeon and likes how it feels • Andy wishes he could BE anime

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Sexual Home Improvement™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Mighty Ducks Episode 20, “Mad Quacks: Beyond Hockeydome”

• Eyeshield 21 Episode 1, “The Man with the Lightning Legs”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

March Madness Round Two - Sport Billy / Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling

Suit up for Round Two of our March Madness arc! We wistfully recall those classic sports plotlines you all know and love, like saving King Arthur from a soccer-hating witch, or having a horse show up at your apartment.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Sport Billy would rather elevate a dog to knighthood than acknowledge a woman • Don’t bother getting excited about a juicy Sir Gawain cameo • Hulksters and horses don’t mix • Junkyard Fries are a treat to be savored • Andre the Giant is serious about oral hygiene

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Captain Sully Simulator™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sport Billy Episode 1, “Joust in Time”

• Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Episode 2, “The Four-Legged Pickpocket”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

March Madness Round One - ProStars (w/Dave Rappoccio)

When it’s March Madness season, there’s only one course of action: vaguely sports-adjacent cartoons! To kick off Round One, we’ve enlisted sports cartoonist Dave “Highway Baby“ Rappoccio for an expert opinion on the dunktastic voyage of 1991’s ProStars (It’s All About Helpin’ Kids).

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Wayne Gretzky has all the personality of a walking hockey puck • A beleaguered writer’s room scrambles to make a floating basketball look like a cool weapon • Your dad left because you’re not good at sports • What is “a cartoon you wouldn’t expect to have harmful Jewish stereotypes,” Alex • Bo Jackson can grow and shrink to fill any room he occupies like a gas

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Tennessee Turtle™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• ProStars Episode 1, “The Slugger Returns”

• ProStars Episode 2, “Short John’s Revenge”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Dave Rappoccio (Portland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Greeced Frightening Part II - The Ballad of Plum Boy

As punishment from the gods for our hubris, we’re cursed with a second week of ancient Greek nonsense in the form of Class of the Titans (2005) and Mythic Warriors: Guardians of the Legend (1998). Hear us roll the boulder up the hill and maybe this time, fingers crossed, it’ll stay at the top.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Much like the Wet Sagging trend, everything is damp, confusing, and kinda hot • Hercules hates poison • More like Jerkules • The Greek gods use the classic “your kids sure are teen astronauts now” defense • A monster with legs that are two snakes is a real box-checker for us

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Whisper Bag™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Mythic Warriors: Guardians of the Legend Season 2, Episode 4, “Hercules and the Golden Apples”

• Class of the Titans Episode 1, “Chaos 101”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Greeced Frightening Part I - Bummer’s Odyssey

We’ve made some bad decisions in the past, but they pale in comparison to our choice to watch Ulysses 31 and Spartakus & the Sun Beneath the Sea as an ongoing arc. How much joke potential lies in Greek myth cartoons? Well, accept this free big wood horse as a gift and find out!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We’ve hit a new basement on watchable content and we don’t have an escape plan • Chicken Bone Andy has no mouth and must scream • Uleesees has the rootinest tootinest bangs in the galaxy • Spartakus consistently takes all the fun out of doing drugs • The foppish judges are kinda fun though

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Trumpet Berries™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Ulysses 31 Episode 1, “Vengeance of the Gods”

• Spartakus and the Sun Beneath the Sea Episode 2, “Living Crystal”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

PokéClones Part IV - Behind Blue Eyes, White Dragon (w/Kyle Danger Henick)

Only two shows stand between us and our goal of becoming PokéClone masters: Monster Rancher and Yu-Gi-Oh! With the help of Kyle “The Cliff Racer from Morrowind” Henick, we unlock our disks and trust the heart of the cards, even if it eventually destroys us. Let’s d-d-d-d-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Young Genki learns to raid his parents’ CD library for Huey Lewis unlockables • The PokeRap doesn’t belong in the middle of a show • It’s anyone’s guess why the Teen CEO needs to be in school • Grandpa has a hard time with the 4DX theater experience • Yugi Moto lives in an opulent future where people are paid to design intricate holograms for teen showdowns

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Cranberries Up!™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Monster Rancher Episode 1, “In The Beginning”

• Yu-Gi-Oh! Episode 1, “The Heart of the Cards”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Kyle Danger Henick (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)