PokéClones Part I - Patreon, I Choose You!

It’s our Season 4 Premiere! We’ve started a new arc about the most capitalist cartoons known to man, and so we think it’s fitting to also shamelessly promote our new Patreon. Fact: Pikachu is a patron of ours, and he LOVES our bonus content

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Gary and his cheerleader squad begin a boy’s journey of deep emasculation • Ash’s Mom and Professor Oak are definitely playing Hide the Diglett • Austin’s already feeling the Capitalist’s Itch • Officer Jenny’s clone hegemony makes Rory uncomfortable • Pikachu gets real surgery and almost dies and gets a funny battery instead of medicine

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Jello Fellows™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Pokémon Episode 1, “Pokémon, I Choose You!”

• Pokémon Episode 2, “Pokémon Emergency!”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part V (w/Todd Durboraw)

After doing this podcast for two years we have a sort of stockholm syndrome for bad content, so it’s nice to have someone like Todd “The Chicken Maze” Durboraw remind us how bad these shows can be. Enjoy our bittersweet C&D&G finale, expertly mourned by the wail of hewnstone mancrusts.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Running Qua Hoon count: 13 • Hannah keeps trying to kiss nature, even the stuff that’s bad for kissing • We’re still haunted by the ghost of Cybersix’s uncomfortably horny source material • Robots blow up a castle and it’s honestly pretty tasteful • Xanatos is facing criminal charges for being “a rascal to gargoyles”

Today’s Episode Sponsor: My Teacher is a Bus™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Cadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 5, "Wild Child"

• Gargoyles - Episode 5, “Awakening, Part 5"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Fabulous Guest: Todd Durboraw (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part IV

Hop in our sidecar, little buddies! We’re off to explore our favorite three things that are two types of monsters and a car. No, it’s not Draculas and Horses and Miatas; Not even Gremlins and Goblins and Also Horses. It’s C&D&G baybeeee

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Running Qua Hoon count: 11 • Jack’s true calling is screaming at animals • No man cave is complete without merchandisable lava cannons • Detective Thirst-Class Elisa Maza rampages through Central Park for her limestone slam piece • Surprise surprise, Demona really loves murderin’

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Star Wars Hat™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Cadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 4, "Siege"

• Gargoyles - Episode 4, “Awakening, Part 4"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part III (w/Shane Smith)

Special guest Shane “Steam Prince” Smith joins us on the sky-castle ramparts for another double dose of devilish daddies on the prowl. Their next target: your heartstrings!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It’s Survival of the Thickest out here • The gargoyles find immediate issues with the NYPD • Xanatos sets up some sweet-ass video game levels • Running Quahoon Count: 8 • Jack arm-cannons a pterodactyl into space

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Blast Academy™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Gargoyles - Episode 3, “Awakening, Part 3"

• Cadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 3, "Death Ray"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Fabulous Guest: Shane Smith (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part II (w/Alison Lührs)

We’re back for more Cadillacs, more dinosaurs, and more of Mickey’s nasty bat friends (Gargoyles). Special guest Alison “Bog Sommelier” Lührs joins us at our Victorian swoon party for Byronic howling hunks. Quahoon!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Cowboys are ancient warlocks • Running Quahoon Count: 6 • Apparently cartoons in the 90s could just say whatever • Wait until Bezos mounts a castle on his downtown balls • Tune in for a special Salute to our Goons

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Hot Chips™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Cadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 2, "Dino Drive"

• Gargoyles - Episode 2, “Awakening, Part 2"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part I (w/Amalia Larson)

Disney Plus is out, and in order to keep the Mouse King from haunting our doorstep, we must kneel before Cold Walter’s throne of content. Amalia “That’s Going In My Leaf Box” Larson joins us to discuss Gargoyles (now streaming in Mickey’s hou$e), and Cadillacs and Dinosaurs (too spicy for Mickeys).

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Amalia Larson perfectly recreates our theme song using only her mouth • The Noble Sacrifice of Chortis the Brave • I hope you brought your umbrellas, cause it’s Kwahoon season • Andy has another one of his Trek-blackouts • The Scots try out some fun accents • Gargoyle skincare is a complicated process

Today's Episode Sponsor: Most Toasters™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Gargoyles - Episode 1, “Awakening, Part 1"

• Cadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 1, "Rogue"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Over the Garden Wall Part IV - The Cow as Red as Milk

All good things must come to an end, which we guess means our time with Over the Garden Wall was a good thing because it’s come to an end. So gather up your sickles and roasted barley and let’s get pumpkin drunk on gourd wine.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Wirt cooks up a stinky mixtape • Jason Funderburker is the complete package • Soylent Green Seinfeld is back with new revelations • Potatus et Molassus • Lorna reveals her bone crypt

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Over the Garden Wall - Episode 9, "Into the Unknown"

• Over the Garden Wall - Episode 10, "Into the Unknown"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Over the Garden Wall Part III - The Outside Price

Our Over the Garden Wall watch is nearing the end of its run, but not before we bust out our finely tuned English 101 skills and really just go to town. These juxtaposition is a real symbolism (Wordsworth, William. Lyrical Ballads. Oxford UP, 1967).

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin blows his purgatory magic on a cold pickle • We were so close to getting through Cloud City without Star Wars references • There’s an episode here we kinda don’t like • Rory’s siren goes off • Nobody has a hundred nickels

Today's Episode Sponsors: The Janglin’ Man™, Spider-Brian™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Over the Garden Wall - Episode 6, "Lullaby in Frogland"

• Over the Garden Wall - Episode 7, "The Ringing of the Bell"

• Over the Garden Wall - Episode 8, "Babes in the Wood"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Over the Garden Wall Part II - If a Skee-Balls in the Forest

Garden walls? We’re still not over them! Our autumnal arc continues with a triad of acclaimed episodes about potato syrup, tavern singing, and doing horse crimes. Will Andy overcome his hatred of Skee-Ball and enjoy himself? Listen and find out!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
All the man wanted was to teach animals how to count and spell • Rory delivers a spirited defense of Tank People • Fred just wants to steal • No one really addresses how highwaymen are actually horrible criminals who forcefully rob you • Andy and Austin are each other’s Rococo/Georgian architecture friend

Today's Episode Sponsors: Uber, but with Grandmas™, Trumplestiltskin™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Over the Garden Wall - Episode 3, "Schooltown Follies"

• Over the Garden Wall - Episode 4, "Songs of the Dark Lantern"

• Over the Garden Wall - Episode 5, "Mad Love"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Over the Garden Wall Part I - Dawn of the Planet of the Anime Cat

When the pumpkins come out to play and the breeze is as crisp as the leaves, there’s only one thing we could think to watch: Over the Garden Wall. Join us throughout October as we wander into the Unknown, which is just what we call watching a really good show for once.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Don’t forget to water your whispers • All three of us earned an A in English 101, yet the professor thinks we’re a little pretentious so we get an A- • Rory tries to spoil the show for our listeners, so Andy the Editing Hero bleeps his mischief • There was an awful turkey • Nick Cannon, teen tastemaker and Wretched King of Slime, walks the earth until another is chosen

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Caramel Secret™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Over the Garden Wall - Episode 1, "The Old Grist Mill"

• Over the Garden Wall - Episode 2, "Hard Times at the Huskin’ Bee"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle!?)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

King of the Hill Part III - The Great Podcast Wars

This week we go into our tragic backstories and reveal why SMT is America’s new sweetheart! During our King of the Hill shouting time, we’ll gather a motley crew of dirtbags and derelicts to do MMA battles with Podcast Thanos, Joe Rogan. That’s a 2019 takedown, baybee!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Soft Austin’s tissue-paper bones were tickled by a honeybee • Jun’ichiro does sound a lot like Junky Joe, to be fair to Cotton • We don’t really talk about it in the podcast but Bohemian Rhapsody was so bad • BEES again • What’s that thing you walk through in the mall, though

Today's Episode Sponsor: Sega Games Tony™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• King of the Hill - S06E21/22, "Returning Japanese"

• King of the Hill - S09E08, "Mutual of Omabwah"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

King of the Hill Part II - A Long Way From Automotive

Everybody belly up to the milk bar and order your giant steaming mugs of cow juice, cause we’re doing whatever the opposite of a dairy-free episode is! It’s Week Two of our King of the Hill party and we’re here to explore an intolerance far worse than lactose.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin has too much dairy and blimps up like the Willy Wonka blueberry girl • Everyone needs a “Bobby Break” every now and again • Hank shields Connie like a plague victim • Bill has a close call with the blue comb juice • There’s money in black ops military pinball

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Deep Unfortunate™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• King of the Hill - S04E05, "Aisle 8A"

• King of the Hill - S04E19, "Hank’s Bad Hair Day"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

King of the Hill Part I - Get in the EVA, Bobby

Picture this — it’s Wednesday afternoon and you’re sitting on the sofa watching Buzz Lightyear of Star Command and then hey what’s this? A show about people paying their bills? That’s right, it’s King of the Hill, leaving you extremely confused and slightly irritated. And in time, you fall in love.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory’s Electabuzz deck has the market cornered • Swallow Naruto gum and master the art of ninchewtsu • Learn the legend of Porky’s Butthole • Hank was a big fan of our Hangups episode • Bobby’s love of deli meat brings him to his knees

Today's Episode Sponsor: Celery Mountain™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• King of the Hill - S01E06, "Hank’s Unmentionable Problem"

• King of the Hill - S03E18, "Love Hurts…and So Does Art"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Schooligans Part IV - Tyler the Hillbilly Pigdiddler

For our final episode of Schooligans, we’re phoning it in today! Consider this the “putting on a video” of podcast episodes, because we’re too hungover to teach mutant geography or whatever. Just cheat off of Melvin for the final test. Remember Melvin?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Tom Green’s bum now performs a border-crossing car wash • Apocalypse doesn’t need Toad, actually • The one thing Rogue can’t absorb is a balanced breakfast • There’s a word for what you’re doing, Tyler • Andy studies math-u no jutsu with the Hokage

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Ocean’s Out Of Whales™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• X-Men: Evolution - Season 3, Episode 12/13, "Dark Horizon"

• Fillmore! - Season 2, Episode 17, "South of Friendship, North of Honor"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Schooligans Part III - Ghost Spiders of London

We told mother we were too sick to go to school today but she sent us off with our packed lunches and red noses anyway. And guess what: we yartzed in first period and teacher sent us off to see the podcast nurse. Her diagnosis? Not-Enough-Cartoons Disease. We’re treating it with Fillmore!, X-Men: Evolution, and an array of stinky creams.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We break down the Ol’ Man Apple Situation • Syrup runs thicker than blood in Fillmore’s most Canadian adventure yet • Ingrid protests the treatment of the noble pine • Kitty’s baffling no-good enchiladas • The Queen of England hates spiders

Today's Episode Sponsor: Big Jonathan’s Sticky Business™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Fillmore! - Season 2, Episode 5, "Immune to All but Justice"

• X-Men: Evolution - Season 3, Episode 9, "Under Lock & Key"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Schooligans Part II - Scott & Jean’s Night Cookies

The magic is still bubbling for our second day of Schooligans, and not even the Ceremonial Razzing can clot our hearts with malice. Even if you haven’t done the required reading, X-Men: Evolution and Fillmore! are a treat we have to share with the whole class.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We’re filled with unbridled animal energy, and we have no hang-ups about it • Dress up in leather and use your friend like a maypole • A Very Bad Assembly with harmless, semi-rigid foam balls • Rory really wants to get Deep Space Nine inches into Worf • Fred Durst jokes are as evergreen as an eggplant

Today's Episode Sponsors: Banana Thunder™ and Junior Thunder™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• X-Men: Evolution - Season 2, Episode 10, "Walk on the Wild Side"

• Fillmore! - Episode 8, "Ingrid Third, Public Enemy #1"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Schooligans Part I - Bleacher Creature & the Bathroom Crime

The bell tolls for The Tuesday Boys, who have enrolled in two of the coolest cartoon schools. We’re watching Disney’s Fillmore! and X-Men: Evolution, where stressed-out warrior-children are the police and tests are apparently optional. Also, the school has a prison.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The school tuffs have sassy opinions about truancy • Austin’s hilarious new catchphrase for Fillmore is “It’s Great” • Cyclops canonically buys beer for underage X-Men • Toad is a stinky boy who can’t be in the bald man’s after-school club • Turn of your gosh dang death machines, Chuck

Today's Episode Sponsor: Home Improvement: Red & Blue™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Fillmore! - Episode 1, "To Mar A Stall"

• X-Men: Evolution - Episode 1, "Strategy X"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part X - The Butter King

All good hunks must someday say goodbye, and today marks the final flight for all of our soaring studs. Robotech, Ring Raiders, and Skysurfer Strike Force: we salute your magic airplanes and thick oaken necks. Semper fi.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
In an attempt to appeal to everybody, this podcast is now about down-home southern Game- of-Thrones stripper snakes • Plague 2.0 makes the baby sad • Wraith, Wraither, Wraithest • Rick tries out the Kiss Maneuver again • Men are from Mars, Women are from Finland

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Butter King™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Ring Raiders - Episode 5, "A Pilot’s Faith"

• Robotech - Episode 12, "The Big Escape"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part IX - Kiss Commander & The Pervert King

It’s another wild morning for the Junkyard Gang to shock-jock your world with our positively crass antics and rude jests. It’s our penultimate ‘sode of Sky Hunks, and the end can’t come too soon - Ring Raiders broke our brains like a Rory’s Leg.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Lisa Hayes and the kiss that ooged out the star-giants • A 100-foot robot wears people clothes • Starflyer the Space Parrot gives Rory the willies • A show that’s never effectively used time travel decides to go to Kansas real quick

Today's Episode Sponsor: Why Did Randall Get So Sick™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Robotech - Episode 11, "First Contact"

• Ring Raiders - Episode 4, "All The Right Stuff"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part Ocho - Tim Apple’s House of Stars

Have you been to Turtleneck Steve’s iWebsite? We have a little podcast house there, and it needs your love and attention. That’s the theme for our most shameless Sky Hunks episode yet! You have to go do it now! #hunkalert #blessed #fivestarz

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Ring Raiders loses all its goodwill from last episode almost immediately • Plictor Plector doesn’t have anything cool going on • Vic inflates his powerful neckmeat bladders as an intimidation tactic • Oh hai Lisa • Captain Gloval works on his Ralph Kramden impression

Today's Episode Sponsor: Secondhand Wizard Curses™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Ring Raiders - Episode 3, "Scorch’s Revenge"

• Robotech - Episode 10, "Blind Game"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)