Sky Hunks Part VII - Rory Broke His Walking Bone

Rory loves FOX’s smash hit Bones so dang much that he made his leg bones crunch like a crisp new Dorito. Our Sky Hunk journey continues, but look out for our amazing cameos in television’s Bones starring Emily Deschanel and your mom’s boyfriend, Wednesday nights at 8:30/7:30 Central.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The face of an angel, the voice of an uncle • Zentraedi spies discover the warfare potential of the spandex tankini • In the future, you get a shouting parrot and upwards of three good female presidents • All aboard the Doctorcopter • Rory spills the beans about his wet leg disaster • Minmay makes me poop

Today's Episode Sponsor: Edgar’s Potion™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Robotech - Episode 9, "Miss Macross"

• Ring Raiders - Episode 2, "The Best Man for the Job is a Woman"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part VI - Dirty Flirty Wine Dads

It’s a beautiful day in the suburbs for us dads to sit down with a new show in our hunk toolbelt: 1989’s time-traveling airplane pornography, Ring Raiders! It’s not really a porno, but it *does* get really hot and bothered about how many missiles it has.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Meet the first all-married flying commander team • Cub Jones and his infamous “wah-hoos” join Hunter Steel and Presley Carnovan on our “Worst Main Characters” list • Andy confronts his childhood demons, in a very literal sense • Rick Hunter, pantsu goblin • Revenge of the Sourpuss

Today's Episode Sponsor: Drew Gets A Treat™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Ring Raiders - Episode 1, "Ring of Fire"

• Robotech - Episode 6, "Blitzkrieg"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part V - Willy Wonka, But For Meat

Well glingle-dee-dee! We’re full of childlike whimsy this week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays, the podcast that takes place inside Tim Burton’s Topsy-Turvy Chuckle Dumpster. Present your “golden” ticket to watch a city turn into a guy, and a worm emerge from a different worm.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
A classic Transformers question gets answered, with brutal results • Dogs are huckleberries, and Andy discovers a new ham • Burger King fluids make stupid worms • Soar Loser tees up his own joke and still whiffs it

Today's Episode Sponsor: Bully Me Elmo™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Robotech - Episode 5, "Transformation"

• Skysurfer Strike Force - Episode 19, "Attack of the Slitha Monsters, Part 2"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part IV - Tuna Stu and the Space Boys

It’s April, and you know what that means—it’s time to square up with America’s own Scrooge McDuck and pay your cartoon taxes. Except us, of course, because taxes are for poors, and we’re richer than the dandy peanut man on your bag of dirt candy.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We say the nasty thing, and no one slaps us on the hands • The Denver Worm Hole brings all the boys to the yard • Is it legal to marry a plane in Macross City? ...What if the plane has legs? • Rory falls in love with a spacefaring tuna fish • The telltale scent of a worm’s goo

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Dragons of Cranberry Sunday™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Skysurfer Strike Force - Episode 18, "Attack of the Slitha Monsters, Part 1"

• Robotech - Episode 4, "The Long Wait"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part III - I Got Them Chicken Bone Blues

There’s nothing in the rulebook that says dogs can’t drive trains, which is why we, three toon-watchin’ dogs, are back on the dog train rocketing across the plains, just three dogs on a train. But what’s this? It seems one of the dogs has spilled the snacks from our snack box all over the floor, including two hunks of chewy cartoony goodness, and he’s just eating them on the floor and we’re powerless to stop him.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Dog-Rory sits on a throne of bones • Replicon gets short-changed AGAIN just so he can’t do mouth pushups with Jack • Cybron finally gets his one-in-a-million chance to steal the president’s train • Robotech sends an island to space while age-shaming a thirty-something • Get in on these chicken bones, dog

Today's Episode Sponsor: Dog Recruiter™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Robotech - Episode 3, "Space Fold"

• Skysurfer Strike Force - Episode 5, "Titan of Terror"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part II - The Gauntlet of Whistles

The Price is Flight on the second round of our new Sky Hunks arc, giving us another delicious sip of Robotech’s roaring cruisers and Skysurfer’s soaring losers. Opposites in objective quality, yet true blood brethren in Resting Hunk Potential.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin steps down from his Drew Carey podium to cause game show chaos • Wear a fake face on your robot face on your real face to own the libs • Chronozoid OP pls nerf • We ‘Remington Steele’ Andy’s dignity away before he succumbs to bee venom • JK Rowling tweets us which hunks she wants to see nail each other

Today's Episode Sponsor: Dad’s Thick Corn Blasts™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Skysurfer Strike Force - Episode 2, "Death Paint"

• Robotech - Episode 2, "Countdown"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part I (Robotech/Skysurfer Strike Force)

We crept down to feed Andy his oreo cookies in the Anime Dungeon. However, Andy had escaped his birdcage, driven bananas by a Vitamin Hunk deficiency. We found him pecking at forbidden fruits from the old Hunk Tree and hooting about Macross or something. Can we entice him back with yet more oreo cookies?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We meet a surprise hunk with a surprise amount of eyes. And a doctorate. • A pilgrimage to the holy city of Mecha is just what the doctor ordered (that doctor is Dr. Five Eyes) • Rick Hunter and Roy Focker together STILL don’t even have as many eyes as Dr. Five Eyes • In a Computopia Minute, two eyes become five

Today's Episode Sponsor: Dad’s Chunky Crumbs™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Robotech - Episode 1, "Boobytrap"

• Skysurfer Strike Force - Episode 1, "City of Terror"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Mummy Stuff Part IV - Tomb Many Mummies

For the final ‘sode of our current arc, we shotgun FIVE BEERS (episodes) of Olde Mummy Lager (television) in search of the Yummiest Mummy. Will the Curse shrivel us into Grandpa Raisins?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Evy trashes multiple castles yet gets promoted constantly • Somehow we missed out saying the phrase “skelekinesis” • Lord Dracool makes a guest appearance in our mummy special • Race Bannon is a nonstop murder truck • A Stretch Armstrong mummy steals a hat and our hearts • Looks like it’s curtains for Jeff • Brendan ‘Frazer’, or Brendan ‘Frazhur’? Survey says: you don't care

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• The Mummy - Episode 1, "The Summoning"

• Monster Force - Episode 6, "He Walks Again"

• The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest - Episode 27, "The Mummies of Malenque"

• Men In Black: The Series - Episode 37, "The I Want My Mummy Syndrome"

• Spider-Woman - Episode 1, "Pyramids of Terror"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

How To Keep A Mummy (w/Alison Lührs) (Mummy Stuff Part III)

Since we’re doing Mummy Stuff, Rory thought it would be a good idea to watch a show called “How To Keep A Mummy.” As recurring best friend Alison “Has A Guest Host Punch Card” Lührs can attest, this was a bad move.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The era of the kawaii mummy is here to stay • Andy gets pulled out of the anime cage, Hannibal Lecter-style • Mountain Justice means never having to say you’re sorry, with lightning • When god gives you a box, he also gives you a smaller box, and in that box is just the stuff you were just doing

Today's Episode Sponsor: Pokémon Marriage & Divorce™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• How To Keep A Mummy - Episode 1, "White, Round, Tiny, Wimpy and Ready"

• How To Keep A Mummy - Episode 12, "Always Together"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Mummy Stuff Part II - Mighty Morphin’ Donkey Centaurs (w/Matt Grigsby)

Special guest Matt “Flapjack Scorpion” Grigsby drives us to the dentist’s office for a second helping of high-stakes mummy trouble. Prepare for gold-thirsty ghosts, big sourdough babies, and Rory’s upsetting projectile teeth.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Don’t click on a folder titled “Spaceship Ideas” • A talking cobra masters Evil Quickbooks • Dentists don’t *keep* your gold teeth, right? • Scarab wants to know where the hip kids hang dry • Armon is going to literally eat a cooked person

Today's Episode Sponsor: Potato Friendship™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Mummies Alive! - Episode 20, "Ghouls’ Gold"

• Mummies Alive! - Episode 23, "Kid Scarab"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Matt Grigsby (Portland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Mummy Stuff Part I - Canopic Like It's Hot

Watch out Draculas, ‘cause Mummies are back in town with tight makeovers and some seriously kissable lips. Our crypt-fresh new arc is ready to be unwrapped, starting with 1997’s Mummies Alive!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The Stephenie Meyer treatment is long overdue for swaddled tomb ghouls • Zombie Sanders has a message for all you 1% mummies • History, equality, and giant mechanical spiders • Master has given Andy an anime sock • Ja-Kal’s baby is as white as Egypt milk

Today's Episode Sponsor: Turning a Blind Eye to Peter’s Crimes™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Mummies Alive! - Episode 1, "Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra"

• Mummies Alive! - Episode 2, "Sleep Walk Like an Egyptian"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Fish Police Part III - You Can Get A Juice, Baby (w/Amalia Larson)

Listen up, guppies: We’re back underwater again for the tail end of our regrettable Fish Police run with the far-less-regrettable Amalia “Norway Or The Fjordway“ Larson. Shout-outs to @MeganMullally and her big break on CBS prime time!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It’s an all-singing, all-dancing, all-’malia cabaret episode • We talk way too much about mouse balls, and not the kind for computers • Who among us hasn’t given a charity blowj or two • Let’s Learn Norwegian! • We discover the most cutting coffee putdowns you can shake twelve sugars at

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Fish Police - Episode 5, "The Two Gils"

• Fish Police - Episode 6, "No Way to Treat a Fillet-dy"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Fish Police Part II - Spawning Season (w/Nathan Cox)

On the latest episode of Gills Gone Wild, AKA primetime CBS stinker Fish Police, Nathan “I Thought I Was Going To Pick The Shows This Time” Cox finds us sinking down the Horny Abyss and tries to pull us back to shore. Appropriately, it gets pretty blue. Let’s Dive Right In.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Get ready for the BMX mud wrestling of fish cartoons • They finally figured out how to put tits on an octopus • It’s Hanna-Barbera, but everyone has boners • Austin sips of a yellow gatorade and makes us listen, and we’re sorry about everything that happened after that

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Fish Police - Episode 3, "Beauty’s Only Fin Deep"

• Fish Police - Episode 4, "The Codfather"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Fish Police Part I - My Salty Secret (w/Dominique Thomas)

Dom “Old Grandpa Gregor” Thomas kisses a crusty penny and heaves it deep into the sea, thus summoning a hilarious new Sex Comedy to finally one-up those very rude Simpsons: Fish Police. Can Megan Mullally, John Ritter, and 30 other celebrities make this remotely palatable?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin tries to claim that celebrities being in things started with Fish Police • Rory doesn't trust Andy to say the good words "Clams Casino" • Michael Uslan threatens to "kill Batman" if they don't use his fish puns • News at 11: mediocre shitty man gets everything he wants

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Fish Police - Episode 1, "The Shell Game"

• Fish Police - Episode 2, "A Fish Out of Water"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Dominique Thomas (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Superkids Part V - Home Is Where The Garf Ields

Three wastrels smash butt-first through a mysterious portal into the world of Sunday Funnies cat prankster Garfield, and everyone is Garfield here. Mondays, right? Because Garfield hates Mondays? #mondaysontuesdays

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
REMINDER: Austin wasn't allowed to read Garfield ‘cause his parents thought he was getting too sarcastic  •  Rory started reading Bloom County at age 9 due to his chronic Benjamin Button’s Disease  •  A small girl makes a dog sad  •  Astro Boy *isn’t* a serial killer, despite a track record of hiding faces in suitcases, wearing women’s feet, and what authorities can only describe as “boyskin”

Today's Episode Sponsor: Lego Wikileaks™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• The Powerpuff Girls (Classic) - Season 2, Episode 9a, "Bubblevicious"

• Astro Boy (1980) - Episode 51, "Astro’s First Love"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Superkids Part IV - Live from Gary, Indiana

We’re here under the screaming gaze of Gary, Indiana, Crown Jewel of the Rust Belt. Join us as we trace the hallowed sepulcher ‘neath His Watchful Eye and whisper about lost cartoons, clutching each other for warmth.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We explore medieval weapons and the Piss Weed • The ever-excellent Him threatens the PPG with a vat of boiling sharks • Astro Boy buzzes our bonnets with an entire episode about an island of man-eating robo-bees • Seriously though this bee episode really jingled our bells

Today's Episode Sponsor: George Clooney’s Political Bakery™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• The Powerpuff Girls (Classic) - Season 4, Episode 1, "Him Diddle Riddle"

• Astro Boy (1980) - Episode 34, "The Secret of Bee City"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Superkids Part III - A Pirate's Mouth For Me

Come make camp with us, little raccoon, it’s just us three criminals on the run from Johnny Law. We’re gonna watch some cartoons while we melt mice to make soap.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory thinks he’s really cool for knowing the word “oubliette” • Austin’s gone too deep into 18th-century fat rendering • Our new best friend kicks ass, hates cops, and rides a robot unicorn • If you’re dirty you can call me Daddy Walrus

Today's Episode Sponsors: Big Jonathan’s Masculine Clocks™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• The Powerpuff Girls (Classic) - Season 1, Episode 12, "The Rowdyruff Boys"

• Astro Boy (1980) - Episode 4, "Atlas Lives Again"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Superkids Part II - The Boss Of All Chicago

We’re relaying this order straight from The Boss of All Chicago: listen to our show! He also orders you to see how many VHS tapes you can fit in your butt, but you can ignore that one unless you’ve gone to prison for cat crimes.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Meet the three criminals: Juices, Stankfish, and Stankfish2 • A hoop-shaped man jigs straight into our hearts • Mr. Tornado is a liquid gold sex machine • We know the brown sauce is poop • The age-old question: is that my sister, or a huge hairy man in a “my sister” costume?

Today's Episode Sponsors: Ghost Cash™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Astro Boy (1980) - Episode 2, "Robot Circus"

• The Powerpuff Girls (Classic) - Season 1, Episode 2b, "Powerpuff Bluff"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Superkids Part I (Astro Boy/The Powerpuff Girls)

Welcome to Season Three! Our cartoon podcast now has a shorter, first-timer-friendly format to go along with our short, friendly new Hero-Toddlers: The Powerpuff Girls and Astro Boy! Just in time for PPG’s 20th anniversary, which was totally planned and not a coincidence.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Chef High School cooks us up a B-minus theme • You just shouldn’t keep skin in a briefcase, Dad • Get you a boy with guns in his butt • Rory knows a suspiciously large amount about Wheel of Fortune • A bad circus man slides into Toby’s robo-DMs • Austin tells us all about his so-called “Monkey Phase”

Today's Episode Sponsors: Marvel vs. VeggieTales™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Astro Boy - Episode 1, "The Birth of Astro Boy"

• The Powerpuff Girls (Classic) - Season 1, Episode 1a, "Monkey See, Doggie Do"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Episode 42 - Sailor Moon Süper Season Finale (w/Alison Lührs)

Very special guest and legit sailor scout Alison “Hates” “Our” “Nicknames” Lührs returns once more to set the sun on our favorite moon princess. Do we give Serena (and our second season) the send-off they deserve?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We lay prostate before the Altar of the gilded Wing-Wong • Queen Serenity’s lifesaving magic favors the top 1% of moonchildren • One cool thing 90s kids will remember is failing us all • Andy claims to just read fan-fiction as a hilarious bit • Turns out Darien has *always* been a weird Victorian dinner guest • Apparently a “Taiwanese Earthquake” isn’t a cocktail or a sex thing

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Urge™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 39: "The Past Returns"

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 40: "Day of Destiny"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)