Episode 21 - The Woes of Heavy Friendship

This week you’ll be so impressed by our amazing discussion and quick wit that you won’t even notice the 6 minutes of weird audio that happens when Zoltrax, King of Riddles, visits from the future and whispers his grim tidings into our ears. (does anyone even read these?)

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Joe’s torrid love affair with The Sphinx boils over  •  Austin steams up his patented punk salad  •  Sailor V knows how to merchandise  •  Mon*Star pumps his nickels into the one-armed bandit  •  The Elvis Monkey cooks himself into a digital bowl of flesh spaghetti  •  Sora does a Clone War

Today's Episode Sponsors: 2 Hot Monsters Walk-In Health Clinic™ & Adult Popsicles™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 17 - "An Animated Mess"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Silverhawks - Episode 7 - "The Backroom"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 20 - "The Earthquake of MetalGreymon"
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 20 - The One True Frasier (w/Alison Lührs)

Get ready to toss your salads and scramble your eggs, cause it’s a Frasier episode! DISCLAIMER: this is not an actual episode of Frasier, nor do we watch or particularly discuss Frasier, it’s definitely just more anime

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Alison Lührs hears the blues a-callin’  •  The Bank Planet of Do-lar needs to be FDIC-insured  •  If you piss yourself in the game, you die in real life  •  Tuxedo Mask gets werewolf rules with formalwear  •  Charon the Boatman ferries Andy through Hades and into the Jimmy Neutron Wiki

Today's Episode Sponsors: Time Parties™ & WetSheets™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Silverhawks - Episode 6 - "Darkbird"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 19 - "The Prisoner of the Pyramid"
  Available on Hulu

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 16 - "Who Is That Masked Man?"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 19 - Doob Up for my Fourthmeal

Put a cork in that bong and spleef yourself a huff of this nasty pod gas, since this episode gets REAL irritating with weed references. LEGALIZE IT #LegalizeIt

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin “Joint King” Bridges tells us about Pizza Chips  •  [Content Warning: horrifying possessed dolls]  •  The boys get tickled by Picklemon  •  A rude time-teen blasts his ‘tude all over the galaxy  •  Mon*Star wakes up on the wrong side of the Bed*Star

Today's Episode Sponsors: Riddle School™ and 1-800-Backyard-Meat™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 15 - "Dangerous Dollies"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 18 - "The Piximon Cometh"
  Available on Hulu

• Silverhawks - Episode 5 - "Stop Timestopper"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 18 - Spaghetti & Meatballs Beauty Pageant

Dip your spoon into a bowl of our cartoon guttersoup, of which we have much to serve to your puckered kiss-pouch. Also, we have a new episode out. The soup is separate. But it’s good.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Yes, the Soup Theme carries through the episode  •  A bearded lightbulb man loses a whole sun  •  Kokatorimon Captures All The Boys  •  Andy’s Anime Demerits: 10 and counting  •  Austin forgets that he ripped off The Good Place  •  Serena’s true love calls her a dog-faced old trashcan.

Today's Episode Sponsors: “How’s That Cereal?”™ and “What Happened to My Mango?”™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Silverhawks - Episode 4 - "Save the Sun"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 14 - "Shutter Bugged"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 17 - "The Crest of Sincerity"
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 17 - The Heart of a Goober

Hey, Listener. We’ve been talking, and we’re ready to take the next step in our relationship. We think it’s finally time to have a serious discussion about skate tricks and missile sharks.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy pops a 360 Brandy Nosebone  •  Tai commits foodcrime on his sad dinosaur  •  Mon*Star is a real Pushy Patricia about his cool new nickname  •  Silverhawks worldbuilding is Kiss Kiss Delicious  •  Serena gets sidetracked by ham and double husbands

Today's Episode Sponsors: Fargo Babies™ and Pasta Tops™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 16 - "The Arrival of Skullgreymon"
  Available on Hulu

• Silverhawks - Episode 3 - "The Planet Eater"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 13 - "Wedding Day Blues"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 16 - Put An Egg

After last week’s birthday episode we’re back to our normal jazz - come take a sip of our delicious milkshake as we contract the Lunar Goofies and find out how many rhinos it takes to pull a disco train.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy’s voice attracts spooky phantoms  •  What Rashōmon will Rory think of next  •  Austin’s Prissy Points: 5 and counting  •  Melvin makes Serena his prunewife  •  Windhammer gets ladled up like soup  •  Etemon, the Train-Drivin’ Monkey Elvis we need, but not the Train-Drivin’ Monkey Elvis we deserve

Today's Episode Sponsors: Grandma’s Hot Lil’ Griddle™ and Bonesy Boy: The Skeleton Baby for Boneless Boys™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 12 - "An Unnatural Phenomena"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 15 - "The Dark Network of Etemon"
  Available on Hulu

• Silverhawks - Episode 2 - “Journey to Limbo”
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 15 - The Menace of Squid*Car

After a week-long slumber, we emerge from our chrysalis to reveal a shiny new second-season form, bristling with new energy, new monstrous spider legs, and even a new show! We’ve added the 80s masterpiece Silverhawks to our weekly lineup, so come on in and find out how much we love squid cars.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin’s cumbersome crab hands get the best of him  •  Rory fumbles over a pretty easy clam joke  •  The Planet of the Mimes is not something we made up  •  We all have a good laugh at a horrible slug man  •  We’re counting down the days until Matt is literally just a harmonica-playing Jesus  •  Rich tennis hunks hurdle right into our hearts

Today's Episode Sponsors: Weasel Cheese™ and Mummy Vitamins™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Silverhawks - Episode 1 - “The Origin Story”
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 11 - "Match Point for Sailor Moon"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 14 - "Departure For a New Continent"
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 14 - Andy Didn't Watch the Episodes (w/Bill Woodland)

In a real Planes, Trains, and Automobiles situation, Bill Woodland finds himself an unwitting podcast guest! He joins a delinquent Andy, a disease-riddled Austin, and perfect boy Rory for a Sweeps Week spectacular.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Bill “Irish Surprise” Woodland scampers out from his pot of gold  •  Austin dribbles his gooey drainage all over the studio floor  •  Devimon gets a Bowflex  •  Angemon raises many pertinent nipple questions  •  Serena gets dreamy with star hunks  •  Jadeite creates an airplane-based Prometheus situation

Today's Episode Sponsor: No More Bumps™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 13 - "The Legend of the Digi-Destined"
  Available on Hulu

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 10 - "Fight to the Finish"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Bill Woodland (Ireland) (Usually)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 13 - Sexy Demon Gaslighting: A Sailor Moon Power Hour (w/Alison Luhrs)

Hey kids, we’re back in the pod-hole with our dear friend Sailor Alison. This episode we catch up on Sailor Moon while ignoring our digi-duties for a week. If you were curious whether Patamon was going to get straight murdered today or not, you’ll have to tune in next week to find out!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory makes a heinous auditory blunder  •  if(boyfriend) { do(naps); }  •  Andy’s Anime Demerits: 8 and counting  •  Raye and Serena battle to be top goggle-girl  •  We’re still wondering where the 50 theme park kidnap victims went  •  Sexy Cap’n Jed is undone by sporty photography

Today's Episode Sponsor: Secret Movies, Secret Movies About Dogs™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 8 - "Nightmare in Dreamland"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 9 - "Cruise Blues"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 12 - Spooky Ghost Kidnap Bus

The boys are back in town and they’re watching two shows that you’re contractually obligated to also watch. Because of that terms-of-service you clicked “agree” on without reading. You also have to like, comment, subscribe, and tell our moms they look good today.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The boys miss an obvious ‘quarterback’ joke and now they regret it  •  Andy’s Anime Demerits: 4 and counting  •  Digimon eggs are basically bop-its  •  Jadeite gets lazy about codenames  •  Legendary Sailor Mars taps to produce two 1/1 crow tokens

Today's Episode Sponsors: Rory’s Time™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 12 - "DigiBaby Boom"
  Available on Hulu

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 7 - "An Uncharmed Life"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 11 - Amy’s Weird Knees

The boys are down to TWO SHOWS as Dinosaucers goes the way of the...you know. Join us while we spend the extra time imagining who would make the cutest couples and going whole ham on clock sales.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Jadeite files his W-2  •  Living. Digital. Ghosts. Checkmate Atheists  •  Sora goes fishing for boys  •  Andy goos it  •  Austin experiments with his Talkhole

Today's Episode Sponsor: Finger Whiskers™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 6 - "Time Bomb"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 11 - "The Dancing Digimon"
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 10 - Romanian Dub Secrets (w/Teo "Hot Tub" Popescu)

Teodora “Our Friend” Popescu joins us at the SatAM world headquarters for Deep Chats about Sailors Moon & Mercury, perverted digi-trolls, and those frustrating space reptiles we hate. But we’re not getting covered in poop about it.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Teo Popescu tells us the wild saucy truth about Romanian Anime (anything goes)  •  Boys named Andrew are gross and they smell  •  More Digimon are picking up what Mimi is putting down  •  Sailor Moon The Show apologizes for Sailor Moon The Character  •  Teens get riled up for accurate Dinosaucer cosplay

Today's Episode Sponsors: Box Full of Whistles™, Randy & Andy’s Junkyard Brunch™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 5 - “Computer School Blues”
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 10 - “A Clue from the Digi-Past”
  Available on Hulu

• Dinosaucers - Episode 10 - “Rockin' Reptiles”
  Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Teo Popescu (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

The opinions expressed in this podcast about boys named Andrew largely do not represent the views of boys named Andrew

Episode 9 - Heavy is the Head that Wears the Goggles

It’s the Saturday Morning Tuesdays must-see event of the season! Fate pits boy against boy in a passionate tussle for for digi-dominance. Also, we watched three cartoons.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Gabumon’s Skin Secrets™  •  Kyle refuses his editorial duties  •  Austin Cowboys Up Some Spaghetti  •  Andy’s mom watched an episode of Dinosaucers, fulfilling the prophecy  •  The boys continue to police Rory’s florid language  •  Teryx really shits the bed with an overhead projector

Today's Episode Sponsors: Nana’s Referendum™, Ken Griffey Jr.’s Wedding Gum™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 9 - “Subzero Ice Punch”
  Available on Hulu

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 4 - “So You Want to be a Superstar”
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Dinosaucers - Episode 9 - “That Shrinking Feeling”
  Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 8 - The Delicious Odor of Food

The boys are up to their old tricks, wolfing down cartoons in their proverbial parents’ basements, their fingers and lips chapped in the cheeto dust of regret.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The tricera-cops show up  •  Bonehead packs a bindle  •  Rory has one thing on his mind  •  Andy wins a Commercial Grammy  •  The boys get Hunk Drunk  •  Austin ferrets jokes away in his heart for the afterlife

Today's Episode Sponsors: Sand Pants™, Christmas Neighbors™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Dinosaucers - Episode 24 - “Mommy Dino Dearest”
  Available on YouTube

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 3 - “Slim City”
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock probs)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 8 - “Evil Shows His Face”
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 7 - Harnessing Beef Energy (w/ Alison Lührs)

Live from Infinity Mountain, it’s Saturday Morning Tuesdaaaaays! Featuring: Horse Robocop  •  Mr. Spaghetti  •  No Bonehead  •  A Shapeshifting Newslady  •  Prison for Melvins  •  And Musical Guest: Alison Lührs!

Today's Episode Sponsors: Bone Scoops™, Cabinet Juice™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Dinosaucers - Episode 7 - “Burgers Up!”
  Available on YouTube

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 7 - “Ikkakumon's Harpoon Torpedo”
  Available on Hulu

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 2 - “Talk Radio”
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock probs)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 6 - A Moon Star is Born

Today at long last we have CAST OFF OUR SONIC SHACKLES and begun watching a new show: The champion of justice herself, the one named Sailor Moon.

Bonehead takes a ride in a BabyBjorn  •  Horned-up Digimon fling poops at a tween  •  Lazy Superman gets kisses  •  Austin creates a moms-only vampire-hunting squad  •  A moon-eyed snooze princess commits murder in a jewelry store

Today's Episode Sponsors: Street Slurpies™, Clam Powder™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 1 - “A Moon Star is Born”
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock probs)

• Dinosaucers - Episode 6 - “A Real Super Hero”
  Available on YouTube

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 6 - “Togemon in Toy Town”
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 5 - Cave Boys Ate My Hot Dogs (w/ David Lloyd)

Today on a particularly heartbreaking episode of Saturday Morning Tuesdays: get your front row seat to the frown show as we decide to drop one of our ongoing shows like a dirty old fish. 

Special guest David Lloyd teaches us about battery science  •  Rory gets into horse trouble  •  Sonic and friends uncover an alt-right conspiracy in 1993  •  Austin daydreams of surfboarding draculas  •  Andy plays 18 ham-holes on Game of Thrones, the acclaimed HBO show and book series

Today's Episode Sponsors: John Blackslash for Government™, and The Committee to Not Elect John Blackslash for Government (And Instead Elect Nana)™
 

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Dinosaucers - Episode 5 - “Divide and Conquer”
  Available on YouTube

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 5 - “Kabuterimon's Electro Shocker”
  Available on Hulu

• Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM) - Episode 5 (Aired Episode 4) - “Sonic and the Secret Scrolls”
  Available on Youtube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: David Lloyd (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 4 - The First Mate, Navigator, and Double Captain

We’re back from two scoops of special episodes and ready to resume the tales of our sassy beasts.

Andy decides that a maritime themed episode is a good idea  •  Rory is perplexed by Sonic’s anatomy  •  Many thankful people are educated about body slams  •  Austin calls out toxic masculinity in Dinosaucer culture

Today's Episode Sponsors: Honey Nuggets™, The Wing Place™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Dinosaucers - Episode 4 - “Hooray for Hollywood”
  Available on YouTube

• Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM) - Episode 4 (Aired Episode 3) - “Ultra Sonic”
  Available on Youtube

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 4 - “Biyomon Gets Firepower”
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 3 - Insatiable Thirst for Kisses

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Once in a while, a podcast comes along that can change your life. If you find one, send me a link, because I'm looking for new podcasts to listen to.

Today, we are overcome with that third episode swag. Two points define a line, but three roughly collinear points define a trend, so some might even say we are on trend. Items of note this episode: Matt's main-character-worthy brotherly love, Bronto Thunder's Seinfeldosaurus-worthy observational comedy, and Robotnik's Mystique-worthy doppelgangers that instantly go sexy. Not to mention the premiere of a new segment that will surely be loved by everyone for all time.

Today's Episode Sponsors: The Pawn Stars Tracker Watch™ and Throat Hornets™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 3 - “Garurumon”
  Available on Hulu

• Dinosaucers - Episode 3 - “Happy Egg Day to You”
  Available on YouTube

• Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM) - Episode 3 (Aired Episode 2) - “Sonic and Sally”
  Available on Youtube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 2 - Dirty Jazz Cats

Welcome back! Are you surprised to see us again? Did you think we'd forget a Tuesday this early? Oh hell naw, don't be a fool, stay in school, winners don't use drugs, take a bite out of crime, Scruff McGruff, Chicago, IL, 60652.

Today, in what is sure to be the best second episode we will ever make, our various cartoon acquaintances get fleeced by a smooth-talking Texan charlatan, try to call moms on back-talking pay phones, and completely abandon their coolest friend.

Available on:  iTunes  |  Pocket Casts

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Dinosaucers - Episode 2 - “Take Us Out to the Ballgame”
  Available on YouTube

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 2 - “The Birth of Greymon”
  Available on Hulu

• Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM) - Episode 2 (Aired Episode 1) - “Sonic Boom”
  Available on Youtube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)