Hey Arnold! Part III - A Chronic Case Of Smoothie Sweats

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Dang! On our final week of Hey Arnold!, Andrew turned into a little dog 🐶 and he’s a real howl-full. Can Austin and Rory teach him to piss 💦 only when it’s convenient? These final episodes certainly taught us how to cry! 😭😭😭

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin decides to position himself as “devil’s advocate,” or as Andy likes to say, “a war criminal” • Helga’s parents try to bully her into lying to her therapist. Wait, are these supposed to be funny? • I’d like to learn more about magic tantric spells • Arnold’s angel dad “Well Actually”s a stranger about a cloud • A child going to ‘pweschool’ shouldn’t set off this many red flags

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Dog Wine™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Hey Arnold! S4E16, “Helga on the Couch”

  • Hey Arnold! S5E6, “Parents Day”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Hey Arnold! Part II - Bartletts Both Real and Fictional

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We’re following in Hey Arnold’s footsteps with a series of holiday specials on the wrong dang holiday! It’s not Independence Day without turkey, potatoes, and Nazi-fighting chicken-ham supermeat.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
All shows are just Full House with more or less people • Hey Arnold! is secretly part of the Uncle Chuckiverse • You could technically classify frowny faces as a hate symbol • Arnold totally brews his own IPAs • Rory ships Phoebe just living a happy and successful life away from all this nonsense

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Bachelor King™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Hey Arnold! S4E15, “Veterans Day”

  • Hey Arnold! S3E14, “Arnold’s Thanksgiving”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Hey Arnold! Part I - Hey Andrew!

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Hey y’all, Andy here, and I’ve got a day pass from anime prison to visit my best friend Arnold. Did you know his last name is Shortman? Because I know that, and I need you to know that I know that.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It turns out it’s not spelled like Big! Lots • We pitch a more somber and adult spinoff named “Hello, Arnold.” • Some poor kid still smells like moldy burrito • You just can’t find love at a cheese festival • A $500 keyboard makes Arnold into some kind of piano sex god • Pigeon Man predicted 2020 and fucked off to live in his birds-only clubhouse

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Forbidden Fruit Snack™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Hey Arnold! S2E4a, “Longest Monday”

  • Hey Arnold! S1E7a, “Operation Ruthless”

  • Hey Arnold! S1E15a, “Spelling Bee”

  • Hey Arnold! S1E15b, “Pigeon Man”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Santa-day Morning Tuesdays: A Deluxe Christmas Special

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Stoke your chestnut fire, unpack those jollies, and tune up the family carols: it’s the holiday season! See what fresh Christmas hell we’ve got cooked up for today.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The boys dust off their ol’ goose  •  Austin commands his Amazon Echo (not a sponsor)  •  Mario invents organized religion  •  Skeletor learns the true meaning of Christmas  •  Hey Arnold! returns and bludgeons us with a devastating emotional cudgel

Today's Episode Sponsors: Christmas Hammers™ and Reindeer James™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Captain N & The New Super Mario World - The Night Before Cave Christmas

  • He-Man and She-Ra - A Christmas Special

  • Hey Arnold! - Arnold's Christmas

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Vape Teen Hallowe'en

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Rattle your bones and tickle your gremlins! It’s all spooks and goobums today as we have a ‘ghoul’ of a ‘skeleton’ time talking about the shows that scared us as kids.

Austin finally gets his monkey’s paw wish of watching Goober and the Ghost Chasers  •  Ringo Starr earns a paycheck  •  tfw your hometown is infested with spectral bluesmen  •  Rory draws a line in the sa’and about apostrophes  •  The 'RETURN THE SLAB’  Slabwich from KFC  •  Kyle lets us eat a chicken heart live on air  •  Robin teaches his Batdad how to use the new Oculus Rift

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Shining Time Station - Episode 3 - “The Sad Story of Henry”

  • Batman: The Animated Series - Episode 45 - “What is Reality?”

  • Hey Arnold! - Episode 8b - “Haunted Train”

  • Goober and the Ghost Chasers - Episode 1 - “Assignment: The Ahab Apparition”

  • Courage the Cowardly Dog - Episode 7a - “King Ramses’ Curse”

  • Loony Tunes - “Invasion of the Bunny Snatchers”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)