The Trash Pile Part I - Psychedelic Meat Pile (w/Amalia Larson)

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Ask any dumpster-dwelling muppet on the street: we f*cking love trash. But today we’re sipping the dumpster wine like never before, thanks to the patience and support of Amalia “Duchess of Stew“ Larson. Brace yourself for potentially our WILDEST EPISODE YET!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Amalia and Andy handle human contact about as well as expected • We explore an exciting new method of conflict resolution • It’s “Take-Your-Child-Magician-To-The-Night-Moon Day” at the office • Imagine if Optimus Prime paid for opera tickets • Can we call CPS on a cartoon?

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors Episode 28, “Moon Magic”

  • Mighty Orbots Episode 4, “The Dremlocks”

  • Rubik the Amazing Cube Episode 6, “Rubik and the Pooch Nappers”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced-Out Teens Part I - Prince of Clams (w/Amalia Larson)

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As the world’s foremost authorities on curated Teen Experiences™, we’ve reunited with special guest Amalia “Baguette About It” Larson to blast off into Galaxy High and returning fave(?) Beverly Hills Teens for a brand new arc that the kids are WILD for.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It’s a Venetian Prince’s orgy clambake, bring your own mignonette • Austin seems to have worn us down vis a vis the arc title • How does Rory not know The Killers • The Creep croons his way around our necks • Show us your birth certificate, Billy Bigdipper • The space mall’s skin tone machine makes us *real* nervous

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Horny Baseball™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Beverly Hills Teens Episode 5, “Robot Romance”

  • Galaxy High Episode 1, “Welcome to Galaxy High”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Patreon Poll Special - Jem (w/Amalia Larson)

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We were selected to be special guests at Minnesota’s premiere vaping convention, CloudCon 2020! Please enjoy keynote speaker, Amalia “Jazz Police“ Larson, as she joins our hazy recollection of 1985’s Jem at the request of our fabulous Patrons.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The clouds you make are the ones you take • Jem screlts a high A and Amalia is NOT havin it • You gotta watch out for floods and also canyon murder • Everyone, Look At My Starving Child Prop • Let’s learn about the backend for record sales

Today’s Episode Sponsor: A Phantom of the Opera Alarm Clock from the 90s™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Jem Season 1 Episode 9, “The World Hunger Shindig”

  • Jem Season 2 Episode 4, “One Jem Too Many”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - Daria (w/Amalia Larson)

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We’re joined in the studio once again by Amalia “Soap Toes” Larson to examine MTV’s patron saint of Generation X, Daria. So crank up the grunge, slam a pog, shred your denim, and remember those who bravely fought in the Boomer Uprising of ‘97.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Men really ought to add some entertainment features ~down there~ • The Vengaboys are coming to claim your bananas • Justice for Quinn Morgendorfer • The best days end with a bonus sock • If your teen has low self-esteem, you probably haven’t yelled at them enough

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The 2020 Alvin and the Chipmunks Convention™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Daria Episode 1, “Esteemsters”

  • Daria Episode 2, “The Invitation”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part I (w/Amalia Larson)

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Disney Plus is out, and in order to keep the Mouse King from haunting our doorstep, we must kneel before Cold Walter’s throne of content. Amalia “That’s Going In My Leaf Box” Larson joins us to discuss Gargoyles (now streaming in Mickey’s hou$e), and Cadillacs and Dinosaurs (too spicy for Mickeys).

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Amalia Larson perfectly recreates our theme song using only her mouth • The Noble Sacrifice of Chortis the Brave • I hope you brought your umbrellas, cause it’s Kwahoon season • Andy has another one of his Trek-blackouts • The Scots try out some fun accents • Gargoyle skincare is a complicated process

Today's Episode Sponsor: Most Toasters™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Gargoyles - Episode 1, “Awakening, Part 1"

  • Cadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 1, "Rogue"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

RE-RELEASE: Beverly Hills Teens (w/Amalia Larson)

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2019 RE-RELEASE EDITION. Rory’s out once again with the Boatman’s Lung and to celebrate, here’s a classic episode from the archives that goes a li’l something a-like a-this:

Special guest Amalia “Bohemian Garage Party” Larson helps us navigate the lawless world of 1987’s Beverly Hills Teens. You won’t even notice Rory’s out with a mild-to-moderate Boatman’s Lung!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Song or Not Song? • The Problematic Adventures of Chester McTech • Ol’ Dusties ensure the horse laugh is on us • Pizza contest logistics shatter our tender brains • Reagan Baybeeee

Today's Episode Sponsors: Shark Box™ and Frustrating Clocks™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 1, "Double Surfing Double Cross"

  • Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 25, "Ghost Story"

  • Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 39, "Hold the Anchovies"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)
Audio Production: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Fish Police Part III - You Can Get A Juice, Baby (w/Amalia Larson)

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Listen up, guppies: We’re back underwater again for the tail end of our regrettable Fish Police run with the far-less-regrettable Amalia “Norway Or The Fjordway“ Larson. Shout-outs to @MeganMullally and her big break on CBS prime time!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It’s an all-singing, all-dancing, all-’malia cabaret episode • We talk way too much about mouse balls, and not the kind for computers • Who among us hasn’t given a charity blowj or two • Let’s Learn Norwegian! • We discover the most cutting coffee putdowns you can shake twelve sugars at

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Fish Police - Episode 5, "The Two Gils"

  • Fish Police - Episode 6, "No Way to Treat a Fillet-dy"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - Beverly Hills Teens (w/Amalia Larson)

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Special guest Amalia “Bohemian Garage Party” Larson helps us navigate the lawless world of 1987’s Beverly Hills Teens. You won’t even notice Rory’s out with a mild-to-moderate Boatman’s Lung!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Song or Not Song?  •  The Problematic Adventures of Chester McTech  •  Ol’ Dusties ensure the horse laugh is on us  •  Pizza contest logistics shatter our tender brains  •  Reagan Baybeeee

Today's Episode Sponsors: Shark Box™ and Frustrating Clocks™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

  • Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 1 - “Double Surfing Double Cross”
    Available on YouTube maybe

  • Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 25 - “Ghost Story”
    Available on YouTube maybe

  • Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 39- “Hold the Anchovies”
    Available on YouTube maybe

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)