SMT's First Pod-Birthday!

For the first time ever, we three hermit crabs heave ourselves out of our separate shells and mussel our way into a single clam’s house for a one-year birthday retrospectacular. Ever wondered what happened to Sonic, Digimon and Dinosaucers? No? Get out of our clam house.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory’s got tall boots  •  The Adventures of Nasty Shark and Gator Maid  •  Villainy, thy name is Robot Nick  •  You know it’s true when the Marlon Brando Tree says you have no friends •  Andy’s Anime Demerits: 966 and counting

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Dinosaucers - Episode 63, "I Got Those ‘Ol Reptilon Blues Again, Mommasaur"
  Available on YouTube

• Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM) - Episode 17/18, "Blast to the Past"
  Available on YouTube

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 47, "Ogremon’s Honor"
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 27 - Joe’s Nut Mystery (w/Alison Lührs)

It’s no secret that Zoltrax, King of Riddles, haunts Taiwan with his sackful of lies, sowing discord wherever his pale train travels. This week is no different, when he snickers his ghoulish laugh and goobers up our good tracks. (Translation: Rory fucked up again, but like, don’t worry about it.)

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Alison “I’m Above This” Lührs hates our tawdry lollipop theme  •  Sailor Moon tries out her fresh new catchphrases  •  Meet the hot new mascot for jurisprudent snack chips  •  Melodia “doesn’t” like getting chucked around like a bag of apples  •  Old Man Stargazer handin’ out crusty candy apples.

Today's Episode Sponsors: The Doritos Judicial Experience™ and Upside-Down Hats™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 23 - “Mercury's Mental Match”
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Silverhawks - Episode 13 - “The Milk Run”
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 26 - “Sora's Crest of Love”
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 26 - Just Wizard Stuff

Our notorious audio phantom (Zoltrax, King of Riddles) curses our recording once again, but we soldier on undeterred to give Rory a good razzing about our hilarious Wizard Stuff.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Zero the Memory Thief displays shockingly poor financial skills  •  Honky Priest vs. Werehunk  •  Anime Wizard Andy has go to real jail, not the fun one  •  Ebenezer Mimi is visited by Sora the Dream Witch  •  MetalGreymon literally orphans a hundred frogs

Today's Episode Sponsors: The Downtown Trouser House™ and Stevesdropping™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Silverhawks - Episode 12 - “Zero the Memory Thief”
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 22 - “The Power of Friendship”
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 25 - “Princess Karaoke”
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 25 - The Butthole Muppets Of Vehicle 9

One time I ate an entire goose egg, shell and everything. #cartoons

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy tries out a new Jester character, further turning this podcast into his personal voice demo  •  Sometimes it takes a crystal to find a crystal  •  I think we’d prefer to see less of Seymour  •  Sailor Jupiter and Game Machine Joe karate chop us in the heart  •  Izzy YMCAs his way through most of the alphabet

Today's Episode Sponsors: ThunderKeith™ and Feral Phil & His Ramshackle Hut™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 24 - “No Questions, Please”
  Available on Hulu

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 21 - “Jupiter Comes Thundering In”
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Silverhawks - Episode 11 - “Gold Shield”
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 24 - Beach Wine For Two

Bust out your sandy grapes and hit the crunchy surf with your favorite cartoon boys! YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The best themes are the ones that alienate Austin  •  We say farewell to Tenderhunk Nephlite  •  The Negaverse doesn’t even have Evil Christmas  •  Rory ignites a livejournal firestorm with his dreams of SteelSlash paramours  •  Silverhawks teaches kids how to submit a requisition form to accounts payable  • Werewolves in denim awaken some unsettling feelings

Today's Episode Sponsors: A Message From The National Lemon Council™ and Prairie Jam™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 20 - “A Friend in Wolf’s Clothing”
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Silverhawks - Episode 10 - “Magnetic Attraction”
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 23 - “WereGarurumon’s Diner”
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 23 - The One With the Karate Witch

Subscribe to our podcast and help us mercilessly ping infamous Jerkules Kevin Sorbo’s Google alert the way his straight white god intended.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory puts the writers of Silverhawks on blast for being talentless hacks, snakes are literally the first thing you learn to draw but whatever  •  Pre-order your copy of the 2019 Hunks Driving Funny Cars calendar  • Gotta buy that good Dimetapp®  •  A pooping dinosaur saves children from reckless drug use

Today's Episode Sponsors: Sweet Eggs™ and Hands Inside America™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Silverhawks - Episode 9 - “Sky-Shadow”
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 22 - “Forget About It!”
  Available on Hulu

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 19 - “Molly's Folly”
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 22 - 13 Things You Can Do With a Soda Can

Episode 22 - “13 Things You Can Do With a Soda Can” - Downtown Vince HATES #5.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The three of us sit in a triangle and spank each other until a thick podcast forms  •  Andy grows Naruto Whiskers when challenged to an anime fight  •  Melvin screams the theme at us again  •  Taiwan doesn’t recognize Daylight’s noble sacrifice  •  △▽△▽  T R I A N G L E  △▽△  M E M E S  ▽△▽△

Today's Episode Sponsors: Edible Boyfriends™ and 2Cheez’s new album, Bird/Tape™

Andy’s Anime Crimes:

• Exhibit A

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 21 - “Home Away From Home”
  Available on Hulu

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 18 - “Worth a Princess’s Ransom”
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Silverhawks - Episode 8 - “The Threat of Dritt”
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 21 - The Woes of Heavy Friendship

This week you’ll be so impressed by our amazing discussion and quick wit that you won’t even notice the 6 minutes of weird audio that happens when Zoltrax, King of Riddles, visits from the future and whispers his grim tidings into our ears. (does anyone even read these?)

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Joe’s torrid love affair with The Sphinx boils over  •  Austin steams up his patented punk salad  •  Sailor V knows how to merchandise  •  Mon*Star pumps his nickels into the one-armed bandit  •  The Elvis Monkey cooks himself into a digital bowl of flesh spaghetti  •  Sora does a Clone War

Today's Episode Sponsors: 2 Hot Monsters Walk-In Health Clinic™ & Adult Popsicles™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 17 - "An Animated Mess"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Silverhawks - Episode 7 - "The Backroom"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 20 - "The Earthquake of MetalGreymon"
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 20 - The One True Frasier (w/Alison Lührs)

Get ready to toss your salads and scramble your eggs, cause it’s a Frasier episode! DISCLAIMER: this is not an actual episode of Frasier, nor do we watch or particularly discuss Frasier, it’s definitely just more anime

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Alison Lührs hears the blues a-callin’  •  The Bank Planet of Do-lar needs to be FDIC-insured  •  If you piss yourself in the game, you die in real life  •  Tuxedo Mask gets werewolf rules with formalwear  •  Charon the Boatman ferries Andy through Hades and into the Jimmy Neutron Wiki

Today's Episode Sponsors: Time Parties™ & WetSheets™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Silverhawks - Episode 6 - "Darkbird"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 19 - "The Prisoner of the Pyramid"
  Available on Hulu

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 16 - "Who Is That Masked Man?"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 19 - Doob Up for my Fourthmeal

Put a cork in that bong and spleef yourself a huff of this nasty pod gas, since this episode gets REAL irritating with weed references. LEGALIZE IT #LegalizeIt

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin “Joint King” Bridges tells us about Pizza Chips  •  [Content Warning: horrifying possessed dolls]  •  The boys get tickled by Picklemon  •  A rude time-teen blasts his ‘tude all over the galaxy  •  Mon*Star wakes up on the wrong side of the Bed*Star

Today's Episode Sponsors: Riddle School™ and 1-800-Backyard-Meat™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 15 - "Dangerous Dollies"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 18 - "The Piximon Cometh"
  Available on Hulu

• Silverhawks - Episode 5 - "Stop Timestopper"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 18 - Spaghetti & Meatballs Beauty Pageant

Dip your spoon into a bowl of our cartoon guttersoup, of which we have much to serve to your puckered kiss-pouch. Also, we have a new episode out. The soup is separate. But it’s good.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Yes, the Soup Theme carries through the episode  •  A bearded lightbulb man loses a whole sun  •  Kokatorimon Captures All The Boys  •  Andy’s Anime Demerits: 10 and counting  •  Austin forgets that he ripped off The Good Place  •  Serena’s true love calls her a dog-faced old trashcan.

Today's Episode Sponsors: “How’s That Cereal?”™ and “What Happened to My Mango?”™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Silverhawks - Episode 4 - "Save the Sun"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 14 - "Shutter Bugged"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 17 - "The Crest of Sincerity"
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 17 - The Heart of a Goober

Hey, Listener. We’ve been talking, and we’re ready to take the next step in our relationship. We think it’s finally time to have a serious discussion about skate tricks and missile sharks.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy pops a 360 Brandy Nosebone  •  Tai commits foodcrime on his sad dinosaur  •  Mon*Star is a real Pushy Patricia about his cool new nickname  •  Silverhawks worldbuilding is Kiss Kiss Delicious  •  Serena gets sidetracked by ham and double husbands

Today's Episode Sponsors: Fargo Babies™ and Pasta Tops™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 16 - "The Arrival of Skullgreymon"
  Available on Hulu

• Silverhawks - Episode 3 - "The Planet Eater"
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 13 - "Wedding Day Blues"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 16 - Put An Egg

After last week’s birthday episode we’re back to our normal jazz - come take a sip of our delicious milkshake as we contract the Lunar Goofies and find out how many rhinos it takes to pull a disco train.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy’s voice attracts spooky phantoms  •  What Rashōmon will Rory think of next  •  Austin’s Prissy Points: 5 and counting  •  Melvin makes Serena his prunewife  •  Windhammer gets ladled up like soup  •  Etemon, the Train-Drivin’ Monkey Elvis we need, but not the Train-Drivin’ Monkey Elvis we deserve

Today's Episode Sponsors: Grandma’s Hot Lil’ Griddle™ and Bonesy Boy: The Skeleton Baby for Boneless Boys™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 12 - "An Unnatural Phenomena"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 15 - "The Dark Network of Etemon"
  Available on Hulu

• Silverhawks - Episode 2 - “Journey to Limbo”
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 15 - The Menace of Squid*Car

After a week-long slumber, we emerge from our chrysalis to reveal a shiny new second-season form, bristling with new energy, new monstrous spider legs, and even a new show! We’ve added the 80s masterpiece Silverhawks to our weekly lineup, so come on in and find out how much we love squid cars.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin’s cumbersome crab hands get the best of him  •  Rory fumbles over a pretty easy clam joke  •  The Planet of the Mimes is not something we made up  •  We all have a good laugh at a horrible slug man  •  We’re counting down the days until Matt is literally just a harmonica-playing Jesus  •  Rich tennis hunks hurdle right into our hearts

Today's Episode Sponsors: Weasel Cheese™ and Mummy Vitamins™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Silverhawks - Episode 1 - “The Origin Story”
  Available for purchase on Amazon Video

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 11 - "Match Point for Sailor Moon"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 14 - "Departure For a New Continent"
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Ghost Week Part One: The Season 1 Recap-tacular

Brace yourselves for our most accessible and commitment-free content yet!

In part one of our Ghost Week, us devilish hunklings sit in our La-Z-Boys and reminisce about the good old days in a Season One Retrospective. (click here for part two)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 14 - Andy Didn't Watch the Episodes (w/Bill Woodland)

In a real Planes, Trains, and Automobiles situation, Bill Woodland finds himself an unwitting podcast guest! He joins a delinquent Andy, a disease-riddled Austin, and perfect boy Rory for a Sweeps Week spectacular.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Bill “Irish Surprise” Woodland scampers out from his pot of gold  •  Austin dribbles his gooey drainage all over the studio floor  •  Devimon gets a Bowflex  •  Angemon raises many pertinent nipple questions  •  Serena gets dreamy with star hunks  •  Jadeite creates an airplane-based Prometheus situation

Today's Episode Sponsor: No More Bumps™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 13 - "The Legend of the Digi-Destined"
  Available on Hulu

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 10 - "Fight to the Finish"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Bill Woodland (Ireland) (Usually)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 12 - Spooky Ghost Kidnap Bus

The boys are back in town and they’re watching two shows that you’re contractually obligated to also watch. Because of that terms-of-service you clicked “agree” on without reading. You also have to like, comment, subscribe, and tell our moms they look good today.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The boys miss an obvious ‘quarterback’ joke and now they regret it  •  Andy’s Anime Demerits: 4 and counting  •  Digimon eggs are basically bop-its  •  Jadeite gets lazy about codenames  •  Legendary Sailor Mars taps to produce two 1/1 crow tokens

Today's Episode Sponsors: Rory’s Time™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 12 - "DigiBaby Boom"
  Available on Hulu

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 7 - "An Uncharmed Life"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 11 - Amy’s Weird Knees

The boys are down to TWO SHOWS as Dinosaucers goes the way of the...you know. Join us while we spend the extra time imagining who would make the cutest couples and going whole ham on clock sales.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Jadeite files his W-2  •  Living. Digital. Ghosts. Checkmate Atheists  •  Sora goes fishing for boys  •  Andy goos it  •  Austin experiments with his Talkhole

Today's Episode Sponsor: Finger Whiskers™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 6 - "Time Bomb"
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 11 - "The Dancing Digimon"
  Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 10 - Romanian Dub Secrets (w/Teo "Hot Tub" Popescu)

Teodora “Our Friend” Popescu joins us at the SatAM world headquarters for Deep Chats about Sailors Moon & Mercury, perverted digi-trolls, and those frustrating space reptiles we hate. But we’re not getting covered in poop about it.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Teo Popescu tells us the wild saucy truth about Romanian Anime (anything goes)  •  Boys named Andrew are gross and they smell  •  More Digimon are picking up what Mimi is putting down  •  Sailor Moon The Show apologizes for Sailor Moon The Character  •  Teens get riled up for accurate Dinosaucer cosplay

Today's Episode Sponsors: Box Full of Whistles™, Randy & Andy’s Junkyard Brunch™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 5 - “Computer School Blues”
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 10 - “A Clue from the Digi-Past”
  Available on Hulu

• Dinosaucers - Episode 10 - “Rockin' Reptiles”
  Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Teo Popescu (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

The opinions expressed in this podcast about boys named Andrew largely do not represent the views of boys named Andrew

Episode 9 - Heavy is the Head that Wears the Goggles

It’s the Saturday Morning Tuesdays must-see event of the season! Fate pits boy against boy in a passionate tussle for for digi-dominance. Also, we watched three cartoons.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Gabumon’s Skin Secrets™  •  Kyle refuses his editorial duties  •  Austin Cowboys Up Some Spaghetti  •  Andy’s mom watched an episode of Dinosaucers, fulfilling the prophecy  •  The boys continue to police Rory’s florid language  •  Teryx really shits the bed with an overhead projector

Today's Episode Sponsors: Nana’s Referendum™, Ken Griffey Jr.’s Wedding Gum™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Digimon Adventure - Episode 9 - “Subzero Ice Punch”
  Available on Hulu

• Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 4 - “So You Want to be a Superstar”
  Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

• Dinosaucers - Episode 9 - “That Shrinking Feeling”
  Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)