RE-RELEASE - Sport Billy / Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling

We’re mere leaves swept in the current now, so please hang tight a week longer and enjoy another re-release from your favorite boys. And since it’s still March, we thought we’d bring back last year’s March Madness winner, Hulk Hogan(‘s nasty horse).

————————

Suit up for Round Two of our March Madness arc! We wistfully recall those classic sports plotlines you all know and love, like saving King Arthur from a soccer-hating witch, or having a horse show up at your apartment.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Sport Billy would rather elevate a dog to knighthood than acknowledge a woman • Don’t bother getting excited about a juicy Sir Gawain cameo • Hulksters and horses don’t mix • Junkyard Fries are a treat to be savored • Andre the Giant is serious about oral hygiene

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Captain Sully Simulator™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Sport Billy Episode 1, “Joust in Time”

• Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Episode 2, “The Four-Legged Pickpocket”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - PokéClones Part IV - Behind Blue Eyes, White Dragon

Thanks for hanging tough through our downtime! This week, we’re revisiting last year’s journey through the charmander puppy mill, specifically the disc-thirsty Monster Rancher and the master-dueling Yu-Gi-Oh!

————————

Only two shows stand between us and our goal of becoming PokéClone masters: Monster Rancher and Yu-Gi-Oh! With the help of Kyle “The Cliff Racer from Morrowind” Henick, we unlock our disks and trust the heart of the cards, even if it eventually destroys us. Let’s d-d-d-d-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Young Genki learns to raid his parents’ CD library for Huey Lewis unlockables • The PokeRap doesn’t belong in the middle of a show • It’s anyone’s guess why the Teen CEO needs to be in school • Grandpa has a hard time with the 4DX theater experience • Yugi Moto lives in an opulent future where people are paid to design intricate holograms for teen showdowns

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Cranberries Up!™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Monster Rancher Episode 1, “In The Beginning”

• Yu-Gi-Oh! Episode 1, “The Heart of the Cards”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Kyle Danger Henick
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - How To Keep A Mummy (w/Alison Lührs)

Whenever we dip a bucket into the curséd well of anime, we want it to be something special. For this Hiatus Re-Release, we learned all about How To Keep A Mummy and the terrifying power of Mountain Justice.

————————

Since we’re doing Mummy Stuff, Rory thought it would be a good idea to watch a show called “How To Keep A Mummy.” As recurring best friend Alison “Has A Guest Host Punch Card” Lührs can attest, this was a bad move.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The era of the kawaii mummy is here to stay • Andy gets pulled out of the anime cage, Hannibal Lecter-style • Mountain Justice means never having to say you’re sorry, with lightning • When god gives you a box, he also gives you a smaller box, and in that box is just the stuff you were just doing

Today's Episode Sponsor: Pokemon Marriage & Divorce™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• How To Keep A Mummy - Episode 1, "White, Round, Tiny, Wimpy, And Ready"

• How To Keep A Mummy - Episode 12, "Always Together"

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - King of the Hill Part II - A Long Way From Automotive

Our mini hiatus drags on, but we’re pulling another treasure of yesteryear from the garage memorabilia box, like one of those pressed leaves you keep in a book: King of the Hill! Specifically, our look at one of the show’s best episodes ever, Aisle 8A.

————————

Everybody belly up to the milk bar and order your giant steaming mugs of cow juice, cause we’re doing whatever the opposite of a dairy-free episode is! It’s Week Two of our King of the Hill party and we’re here to explore an intolerance far worse than lactose.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin has too much dairy and blimps up like the Willy Wonka blueberry girl • Everyone needs a “Bobby Break” every now and again • Hank shields Connie like a plague victim • Bill has a close call with the blue comb juice • There’s money in black ops military pinball

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Deep Unfortunate™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• King of the Hill - S04E05, "Aisle 8A"

• King of the Hill - S04E19, "Hank’s Bad Hair Day"

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light

When something comes up and we can’t record, it’s comforting to rely on our dense back catalog of solid bangers. So the next few weeks will be a curated gallery of our favorite mistakes, starting with Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light. Enjoy!

————————-

Sometimes a show comes along that unites us in our desire to utterly and completely destroy it, and this time it’s 1987’s Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light. Join Merklynn the Centrist Wizard as he foists powers upon the ruling class in return for vague favors. Chaos, naturally, ensues.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Dirty nuts, clean nuts, you know I’ve had my share • No sooner is Merklynn done with his 20 minute explanation of the show than the Spectral Knights immediately disappoint us with their poor judgement • The eternal tale of a man and his trapdoor into our hearts • The power discrepancy between heroes and villains demands a balance patch

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Dad’s Old Big Box of Cables™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Visionaries Episode 1, “The Age of Magic Begins”

• Visionaries Episode 2, “The Dark Hand of Treachery”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE: Beverly Hills Teens (w/Amalia Larson)

2019 RE-RELEASE EDITION. Rory’s out once again with the Boatman’s Lung and to celebrate, here’s a classic episode from the archives that goes a li’l something a-like a-this:

Special guest Amalia “Bohemian Garage Party” Larson helps us navigate the lawless world of 1987’s Beverly Hills Teens. You won’t even notice Rory’s out with a mild-to-moderate Boatman’s Lung!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Song or Not Song? • The Problematic Adventures of Chester McTech • Ol’ Dusties ensure the horse laugh is on us • Pizza contest logistics shatter our tender brains • Reagan Baybeeee

Today's Episode Sponsors: Shark Box™ and Frustrating Clocks™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

• Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 1, "Double Surfing Double Cross"

• Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 25, "Ghost Story"

• Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 39, "Hold the Anchovies"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)
Audio Production: Kyle Levien (Seattle)