There was a time in our past when the future looked bright. So bright that every TV exec decided to reboot 100-year-old media properties in the distant future of the 21st century. They’re bad, but they did fix a huge issue with the originals: not enough goddamn lasers.

The raw chaotic potential of our randomized One Piece watch experiment reaches its ultimate result: Episode Twenty and Episode ONE THOUSAND AND TWENTY-FIVE. We’re jumping a full THOUSAND episodes to see how our fruit-gobbling pirate crew is faring, and the answer is ‘batshit insane.’

It’s rare that we get to confidently say “wow, that was one of the worst shows we’ve ever seen” but today we were blessed/cursed/blursed with just such an occasion. The Trashpile is going out with a bang, baby!