The raw chaotic potential of our randomized One Piece watch experiment reaches its ultimate result: Episode Twenty and Episode ONE THOUSAND AND TWENTY-FIVE. We’re jumping a full THOUSAND episodes to see how our fruit-gobbling pirate crew is faring, and the answer is ‘batshit insane.’

It’s rare that we get to confidently say “wow, that was one of the worst shows we’ve ever seen” but today we were blessed/cursed/blursed with just such an occasion. The Trashpile is going out with a bang, baby!

We just spent a lot of time with sexy mutants, so for due diligence we enlisted Nathan Cox to help us look at the grimier, toxic-wasteier mutants who don’t get to go to private school—just don’t expect these to be any of the ones you’re thinking of.